Hey, guess what joulez? I UPDATED! COOKIES FOR EVERYONE (except joulez, she gets liver! Sorry, butt beggers can't be choosers!) Mwahahaha I am EVIL!! Oh, sorry..... uh.... on with the show?

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Sirius reluctantly stepped out of the relaxing shower spray and began putting on the clothes Harry had given him, and walked out of the bathroom into Harry's room, where Harry had four large sandwhiches waiting for him. Sirius was really quite strong for his weight, because he had worked out everyday in Azkaban, determined not to let it turn him weak(He now had a six pack, not that Harry new it, but some of the girl readers might wanna know...).

"Thank you so much Harry, I really needed it. Now, tell me about you, I've done told you the depressing details of my life..." Sirius said.

"Well, I am in Gryfindor, I play quidditch, and I'm the youngest seeker in a century. Made it on the team in first year! (Sirius let out a happy 'whoop whoop' and did that weird little dance with his hands) "My best friends are Ron Weasley, he is really cool, and Hermione Granger, who is the cleverest witch I know. My best subject is DaDa, and I hate potions due to my evil greasy git potions master, snape-"

"NO BLOODY WAY! SEVERUS SNAPE?! A TEACHER? BLOODY HELL! Don't repeat that....." He caught himself. Harry roled his eyes at him."Oh, and by the way, I know when your birthday is! Mwahahaha! I am going to have to get you a present to make up for the last 12 years!"

"Oh, you don't have to! Besides, I've only ever gotten two presents my whole life. A cake from Hagrid and Ron rescued my from here-"

but that was the wrong thing to say!

"WHAT?! TWO PRESENTS? YOU...Your WHOLE life? But how do theese people treat you? What about Christmas?! How about-"

"Sirius, calm down, I'm ok with it, really. You get used to it after a while. Honestly, I don't mind!" Said Harry quickly. Sirius changed the subject.

"So, best seeker in a century, eh! Must have inherited your dad's flying skills!" He said proudly. The rest of the evening went on like this, as well as the next two days, seeing as how Vernon had won a three-day expence paid trip the next day by mail order. It was one of Harry's best times of his liufe outside Hogwartz.

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