Chapter 9
Viggo was just leaving the building he was in when Atomica came up to him.
"Viggo is it true that you nailed Allegra and Cathy two arch rivals at the same time?" Atomica ask Viggo who was shocked how Atomica knew.
"Yes," Viggo told him.
"That is amazing. Do you have any advice for the young or unlucky virgins out there who might read this," Atomica asked.
"No......oh yeah when you are drunk you forget things the next morning and parties roll plus I always look this good," Viggo said.
"Thanks and off the record do you think that I would have any chance with Elise?" Atomica asked Viggo.
"Well....I heard she will fuck anything with two feet," Viggo said.
"Yes I do alright thanks you are like a god to all of us oh do you mind if I get a picture for the Metro City High Bagel? It will be front page I promise I am the editor," Atomica asked Viggo being very determined.
"Uh I thought your were the radio DJ for Metro City High Radio?" Viggo said.
"I am, I am also the editor and only reporter for the Metro City High Bagel the newspaper, The Anchorman and field reporter for the 1 hour of Metro City High television on the local network, plus I am the president of the Metro City High Media Club," Atomica told Viggo. Viggo just stood their in awe.
"We have a newspaper, 1 hour of television, a Media club....who else is in it?" Viggo asked.
"Well the only other member is Psymon but we are working on that," Atomica said.
"Wait since when has Psymon been in the Media Club?" Viggo asked.
"Well since Psymon keep on waking up in the studio after drunk parties for the last 3 years. He has been my regular guest for the early morning crap show. He kind of just joined after I told him he would get his own half an hour on television. I decided I might as well since the Metro City High news is only half a hour and the other half has been colour bars," Atomica told Viggo.
"So it was you who got rid of the colour bars. That was the single best show ever on television to date. What is Psymon's show?" Viggo asked.
"Do not ask," Atomica said.
Psymons show "HEY WELCOME TO DIET CRACK WHERE I EAT TWO MAPLE SUGAR PIES AND GO AROUND AND DO STUFF!" Psymon said to the camera. Psymon then ate two maple sugar pies and then ran onto the street. He then lifted his hand at a on coming truck.
"STOP!" Psymon screamed. Lets just say it didn't stop.
"This is the most messed up show on television," Seeiah said as she turned off the television in the coffee shop. Her attention then went to Brodi and Eddie sitting on stools.
"What happened to you two?" she asked them.
"I don't want to talk about it," they both said at the same time. Eddie then drank his coffee and Brodi his green tea. That Night "PARTY!" Viggo called out as he jumped off of the dorm into the hot tube that just happened to be outside.
"YEAH!" Psymon screamed as he too jumped off of the dorm but he was about fifteen metres off but he did go right into JP's drink which he was holding.
"THE OLYMPIC JP's TELEVISION THROW!" Moby screamed as he grabbed one of the many television on the roof and threw it off. It landed a fair ways away form the dorm.
"Hey let me try!" Mac said grabbing another one of the televisions and threw it off.
"OWWWWWOHGOD!" "Sorry Psymon," Mac called out at him. Mac then made his way to the Olympic Run for your Fucking Life you Stupid Blind child who Did not see Psymon there when you threw one of JP's televisions in THE OLYMPIC JP's TELEVISION THROW.
"Viggo it is time," Brodi said to Viggo who is in the hot tub. Behind Brodi is Eddie, Psymon, Nate, and Moby. The four lead Viggo to a room with a chair in the middle and a tilted window on one side.
"Sit down," Moby said pointing at the chair. Viggo then sat down on the chair looking at the five of them.
"What is this about?" Viggo asked them.
"Your prize," Psymon said as he walked over the window which had blinds on them. He then opened them to show Cathy and Allegra in a room.
"We can see them but they can't see us," Nate told him.
"3...2...1 enjoy," Bordi said as he and the other three turned around facing the wall parallel to the window. The two females then started a cat fight right there. Viggo who was surprised by this was then starting to enjoy it.
"Piss Viggo is it awesome," Eddie whispered to Viggo keeping his head looking at the wall.
"It is totally awesome," Viggo said not taking his eyes off of the window. Ten minutes later the guys put down the blinds and walked out.
"Okay so what do you guys want to do now?" Eddie asked.
"I don't know I got a truck full of TNT," Psymon said. He and Moby then looked at each other and ran towards the truck.
"Dude....SWEET!" Nate called out as they then all started to head to the truck with enough to TNT to well blow a lot of shit up.
"Kaori I want you to know something," Mac said to her as they were slow dancing. He was just about to say it when there was a huge explosion and some cheers. "SON OF A BITCH!" Mac called out as he grabbed Kaori and threw himself and her to the ground.
"For some reason I have a feeling that is not what wanted to tell me am I right?" Kaori said to Mac. Mac just grinned sarcastically. Then fireworks stared to go up into the sky on a far away hill. Kaori and Mac then got up to watch the fireworks.
"Wow it is like they are just for us," Kaori said as she put her head on Macs shoulder.
"Those brats had better be watching this," Moby said looking throw his binoculars. He then put them down and looked at Nate and Psymon who were lighting them and Eddie and Viggo were on the side with Brodi.
"Okay we are out and I am all hyped up what else do we have to blow up?" Nate asked.
"Well we still have half a truck full of TNT," Psymon said pointing at the truck. Everyone looked at each other and nodded.
"I will pass does anybody know where Elise is?" Brodi asked.
"I think I saw her leave with that Atomica guy," Moby said.
The next day.
"Hey I WILL EAT LIVE BEES!" Psymon screamed on his show as he ran to a bee hive in a tree he then climbs the tree goes to the hive and tried to grabbed some bees and shove them in his mouth. "AHH THEY STUN MY TOUGH!" Psymon screamed as started to fall off the tree but before he hit the ground it cut the news room.
"Hello I am DJ Atomica and we interrupt Psymon killing himself multiple times over for this breaking news.....I DID ELISE! OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I DID ELISE! With me is Elise's boyfriend Brodi," Atomica said then it zoomed out to show Brodi sitting down behind the desk next to DJ Atomica.
"I am going to gorge out your eyes then cut off you balls and feed them to you, you mother fucker," Brodi said not that happy.
"You mean Elise fucker," Atomica said.
"THAT"S IT!" Brodi called out getting up. "Next we will talk to Eddie, Brodi's best friend who has also done Elise. Rumours say at the same time as brodi," DJ Atomica said as the screen went black and DJ Atomica started to scream. "MY EYES!" "That is some wacked shit," Moby said talking a sip of his coffee in the coffee shop looking at the television they have there in the corner.
THAT IS CHAPTER 9 unless it has suddenly turned to 10......no just 9 YAH......
Viggo was just leaving the building he was in when Atomica came up to him.
"Viggo is it true that you nailed Allegra and Cathy two arch rivals at the same time?" Atomica ask Viggo who was shocked how Atomica knew.
"Yes," Viggo told him.
"That is amazing. Do you have any advice for the young or unlucky virgins out there who might read this," Atomica asked.
"No......oh yeah when you are drunk you forget things the next morning and parties roll plus I always look this good," Viggo said.
"Thanks and off the record do you think that I would have any chance with Elise?" Atomica asked Viggo.
"Well....I heard she will fuck anything with two feet," Viggo said.
"Yes I do alright thanks you are like a god to all of us oh do you mind if I get a picture for the Metro City High Bagel? It will be front page I promise I am the editor," Atomica asked Viggo being very determined.
"Uh I thought your were the radio DJ for Metro City High Radio?" Viggo said.
"I am, I am also the editor and only reporter for the Metro City High Bagel the newspaper, The Anchorman and field reporter for the 1 hour of Metro City High television on the local network, plus I am the president of the Metro City High Media Club," Atomica told Viggo. Viggo just stood their in awe.
"We have a newspaper, 1 hour of television, a Media club....who else is in it?" Viggo asked.
"Well the only other member is Psymon but we are working on that," Atomica said.
"Wait since when has Psymon been in the Media Club?" Viggo asked.
"Well since Psymon keep on waking up in the studio after drunk parties for the last 3 years. He has been my regular guest for the early morning crap show. He kind of just joined after I told him he would get his own half an hour on television. I decided I might as well since the Metro City High news is only half a hour and the other half has been colour bars," Atomica told Viggo.
"So it was you who got rid of the colour bars. That was the single best show ever on television to date. What is Psymon's show?" Viggo asked.
"Do not ask," Atomica said.
Psymons show "HEY WELCOME TO DIET CRACK WHERE I EAT TWO MAPLE SUGAR PIES AND GO AROUND AND DO STUFF!" Psymon said to the camera. Psymon then ate two maple sugar pies and then ran onto the street. He then lifted his hand at a on coming truck.
"STOP!" Psymon screamed. Lets just say it didn't stop.
"This is the most messed up show on television," Seeiah said as she turned off the television in the coffee shop. Her attention then went to Brodi and Eddie sitting on stools.
"What happened to you two?" she asked them.
"I don't want to talk about it," they both said at the same time. Eddie then drank his coffee and Brodi his green tea. That Night "PARTY!" Viggo called out as he jumped off of the dorm into the hot tube that just happened to be outside.
"YEAH!" Psymon screamed as he too jumped off of the dorm but he was about fifteen metres off but he did go right into JP's drink which he was holding.
"THE OLYMPIC JP's TELEVISION THROW!" Moby screamed as he grabbed one of the many television on the roof and threw it off. It landed a fair ways away form the dorm.
"Hey let me try!" Mac said grabbing another one of the televisions and threw it off.
"OWWWWWOHGOD!" "Sorry Psymon," Mac called out at him. Mac then made his way to the Olympic Run for your Fucking Life you Stupid Blind child who Did not see Psymon there when you threw one of JP's televisions in THE OLYMPIC JP's TELEVISION THROW.
"Viggo it is time," Brodi said to Viggo who is in the hot tub. Behind Brodi is Eddie, Psymon, Nate, and Moby. The four lead Viggo to a room with a chair in the middle and a tilted window on one side.
"Sit down," Moby said pointing at the chair. Viggo then sat down on the chair looking at the five of them.
"What is this about?" Viggo asked them.
"Your prize," Psymon said as he walked over the window which had blinds on them. He then opened them to show Cathy and Allegra in a room.
"We can see them but they can't see us," Nate told him.
"3...2...1 enjoy," Bordi said as he and the other three turned around facing the wall parallel to the window. The two females then started a cat fight right there. Viggo who was surprised by this was then starting to enjoy it.
"Piss Viggo is it awesome," Eddie whispered to Viggo keeping his head looking at the wall.
"It is totally awesome," Viggo said not taking his eyes off of the window. Ten minutes later the guys put down the blinds and walked out.
"Okay so what do you guys want to do now?" Eddie asked.
"I don't know I got a truck full of TNT," Psymon said. He and Moby then looked at each other and ran towards the truck.
"Dude....SWEET!" Nate called out as they then all started to head to the truck with enough to TNT to well blow a lot of shit up.
"Kaori I want you to know something," Mac said to her as they were slow dancing. He was just about to say it when there was a huge explosion and some cheers. "SON OF A BITCH!" Mac called out as he grabbed Kaori and threw himself and her to the ground.
"For some reason I have a feeling that is not what wanted to tell me am I right?" Kaori said to Mac. Mac just grinned sarcastically. Then fireworks stared to go up into the sky on a far away hill. Kaori and Mac then got up to watch the fireworks.
"Wow it is like they are just for us," Kaori said as she put her head on Macs shoulder.
"Those brats had better be watching this," Moby said looking throw his binoculars. He then put them down and looked at Nate and Psymon who were lighting them and Eddie and Viggo were on the side with Brodi.
"Okay we are out and I am all hyped up what else do we have to blow up?" Nate asked.
"Well we still have half a truck full of TNT," Psymon said pointing at the truck. Everyone looked at each other and nodded.
"I will pass does anybody know where Elise is?" Brodi asked.
"I think I saw her leave with that Atomica guy," Moby said.
The next day.
"Hey I WILL EAT LIVE BEES!" Psymon screamed on his show as he ran to a bee hive in a tree he then climbs the tree goes to the hive and tried to grabbed some bees and shove them in his mouth. "AHH THEY STUN MY TOUGH!" Psymon screamed as started to fall off the tree but before he hit the ground it cut the news room.
"Hello I am DJ Atomica and we interrupt Psymon killing himself multiple times over for this breaking news.....I DID ELISE! OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I DID ELISE! With me is Elise's boyfriend Brodi," Atomica said then it zoomed out to show Brodi sitting down behind the desk next to DJ Atomica.
"I am going to gorge out your eyes then cut off you balls and feed them to you, you mother fucker," Brodi said not that happy.
"You mean Elise fucker," Atomica said.
"THAT"S IT!" Brodi called out getting up. "Next we will talk to Eddie, Brodi's best friend who has also done Elise. Rumours say at the same time as brodi," DJ Atomica said as the screen went black and DJ Atomica started to scream. "MY EYES!" "That is some wacked shit," Moby said talking a sip of his coffee in the coffee shop looking at the television they have there in the corner.
THAT IS CHAPTER 9 unless it has suddenly turned to 10......no just 9 YAH......
