1This is chapter 10 oh yeah I have nothing better to do, have not updated in a long time

School had finally reopened and all the students went back to class to get the proper education that they all deserve.

"Want to go to the coffee shop?"

"Sure," Psymon replied to Moby as they walked back into the school then down the halls and out the back door. They cut through the field and crossed the street(with out looking). After Psymon was brought back to life by the paramedics they continued walking.

"Oh my God," Moby said as he entered the shop. There he saw Seeiah behind the counter like always but was talking to the one and only Marty.

"Wow 20 minutes thats a new record god you really must hand it to those paramedics they know Psymons head, so whats up?" Marty asked Moby and Psymon who sat down at the counter.

"Nothing much the school has reopened after the fire I lit two weeks ago," Moby told Marty.

"So I was just asking Marty until Psymon was killed....again, what he has been up to since he was expelled ," Seeiah said.

"Well let me see I have been pretty busy I have been going to this small school about 50 minutes from here. It is a okay school the teachers are kind of nice.....but it has a huge vertical drop next to it so I am happy," Marty said.

"Well that is good to hear hey have they found the shooter?" Psymon asked.

"Psymon table 2!" Seeiah said as fast as she could to try and cut off Psymon. Psymon got up then and walked over to table 2.

"Its okay I am over it. I still can't believe the school expelled me because I was SHOT," Marty said then took a sip of his coffee. "God damn this is still the best coffee in the county Seeiah what the hell is the secret,"

"Well if you can believe it I use head and shoulders," Seeiah said to Moby and Marty but not to Psymon. After getting hot coffee in the ear Psymon. Psymon will not be hearing for a hour or two.

"Head and Shoulders my father used that......WAIT!" Moby said before he and Marty spitted out their coffees.

"I am kidding I use half a bag of crack," Seeiah told them. The two looked at each other and then jumped down to get what they spitted out.

Back at the school where everyone else was getting their not so well deserved educations in other words skip out at every other class.

"So what are you doing today?" Eddie asked Brodi as they were at their lockers.

"Well I am planning on going to the office and grabbing that spray paint cleaner and get this giant spray painted dick off my locker. Then after school I am going to take Elise out for a nice meal without having Viggo collapse on our table, Oh yeah dude can I barrow your car for the date please," Brodi said.

"Mm sure. I am just going to go to the dorm watch some movies and the probably do something stupid that might involve fire crackers with Psymon," Eddie said.

"Sounds interesting but make sure Psymon doesn't buy the firecrackers or you are screwed," Brodi told Eddie.

"How?" Eddie asked. Then Brodi pointed at Eddie's bag. Eddie then opened his bag and a large bang came from his bag. "SON OF A BITCH!" Eddie called out as he dropped his bag and felt his ears.

"Told yeah," Brodi said then he started to walk off.

Later that day in English Class Detention during Lunch

"Yo Moby check it see that apple I got a fire cracker in there ready to explode at any moment," Psymon said to Moby pointing at the Apple on the teachers desk.

"Really that is sweet," Moby said to Psymon. Psymon then stuck out his fingers and counted out 5..4..3..2..1. Nothing happened.

"What the hell there is suppose to be a large explosion. Wait if I didn't put the fire cracker in the teachers apple who's apple did I put it in?" Psymon said to himself.

The Cafeteria

"And then officer lee roy came up and he was all 'hey I thought I told you' and I was like YEAH WHATEVER!" Viggo said then taking a bite of his apple, to Mac, Kaori and Allegra who was with him eating.

"A dawg why is you're apple smoking?" Mac asked.

"What?! (bang!) FUCKING SHIT!" Viggo screamed.

"FUCKING SHIT!" Mac screamed as he fell off his seat.

"FOCKENG SHOT!" Kaori screamed. As she jumped up and fell back.

"AWESOME!" Allegra said keeping he self balanced. She then grabbed a bit of apple that was shot at her face from the fire cracker and ate it. "Mmm gun powder,"

Back In English

"Ah I bet it was in nobody important's apple," Psymon said to himself as he waited for the detention to be over with. "Okay screw this," Psymon said as he got up from his desk and headed for the door.

"Excuse me mister where do you think you are going?" the English teacher asked Psymon as he walked right in front of him.

"I am leaving this stupid detention everyone that was bad have been jumping out the windows," Psymon told the English teacher.

"Oh crap I think he is on to us!" JP said as Luther pushed him out the window and then jumped out himself.

"I am leaving and just try to stop me little man," Psymon said as he pushed the teacher aside. Then the teacher got out his teaser gun and that was when things got INTERESTING.

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHMYGODAHHHHHHHTHEPAINNNNNNNNNNNNOHHHHHHHHHGODDAMNITOWWWWWWW," Psymon was moaning on the floor twitching like crazy.

"You want some more punk well here want some more okay take that. Ow you thought that hurt try this!" Teacher was saying as he continued to shock Psymon. Everyone else in the class just starred at them.

That Lunch Period

"So what is happening with you guys?" Zoe asked Moby and Psymon who's face had swollen up twice its side.

"Nothing much," Moby answered.

"Unbelievably astronomically defiantly horrific PAIN!.....so what is happening with you?" Psymon said putting his fire pack on his face.

"So do you have a fire pack on your face.......oh you put a fire cracker in the nurses lunch didn't you," Zoe asked.

"He also put a fire cracker in the teachers lounge plasma television, the vice-principles toupe and the English teachers teaser gun." Moby told Zoe.

That Night on the road somewhere in Metro City.

"This is so beautiful Brodi," Elise said looking out the window from the passengers side. She was leaning on Brodi's shoulder.

"Yes nothing bad can happen," Brodi said as he focussed on the road ahead of them. Then of course they hit a deer.

"Oh my god what was that Brodi?" Elise asked.

"It must have been a deer in the middle of Metro city....anyway lets go check it out," Brodi said as he slowly got out of the car. Elise got out as well to go and look at the deer. They then went to where is had flown. Bordi bent down and looked at it closely. "Its Fake!"

"Ah crap its Brodi and Elise come on Zoe lets go," Moby said as he got up from hiding in a werewolf outfit. Zoe coming out of hiding from the other side of the street covered in war paint came up to Moby. Moby then went and grabbed the fake deer and him and Zoe walked off.

"Okay......shall we continue heading for our restaurant," Brodi said as he headed back to the car. He then got in with Elise not far behind and soon they were off again.

"Now nothing will stop us," Brodi said as they were driving. Then he had stop all of a sudden as a figure ran in front of his car.

"What the hell was that?!" Elise called out as she became more claim after the sudden stop.

"I don't know.....wait it is a window washer in the middle of the street.(a window washer is now washing their front window) wait a moment that is Allegra!" Bordi told Elise.

"That little bitch!" Elise called out then she took her foot and jammed it onto Brodi's foot on the gas peddle. The gas was enough to sent the car zooming fast about ten metres right into Allegra sending her flying.

"OH MY GOD YOU KILLED ALLEGRA!" Brodi yelled out at Elise who was only a little shacking.

"First off you are in the drivers seat and second you are Buddhist. Maybe she will become a dun beatle you know something better than she already was," Elise told Brodi but just then Viggo, Nate and Mac walked in front of the car and looked into it.

"OH MY GOD BRODI YOU KILLED ALLEGRA YOU BASTARD!" Viggo said. Just after that Brodi slammed on the breaks and drove off. Nate, Mac, and Viggo were just able to get out of the way.

Later at the restaurant

"Well this has been a very bad night but I will not let you not have a good time at a fancy restaurant and not some party where Viggo will fall onto our table and throw up on your dress," Brodi said to Elise. And you guessed it Viggo fell down onto the table and then throw up on Elise's dress.

"Hello I will be you waiter for this evening you FUCKING ALLEGRA KILLING BASTARDS!" Nate said putting a meal onto the table after knocking Viggo off. "Oh I am sorry that is suppose to be on fire,"

"No its not!" Elise said but then Nate set the food on fire. The fire the spread to the table and almost to Elise.

"Lets get the hell out of here!" Brodi said as he jumped up grabbed Elise's hand and started to walk as fast as he could out of their.

"Oh dawg trying to dine and dash. Not when I am here!" Mac said blocking the door. Brodi then turned and jumped out a window onto the street with Elise. "Man why have I never thought of that," Mac said to himself.

"What the hell?" Brodi said as he looked at his car with Allegra spray painting ALLEGRA KILLERS on it.

"YEAH TAKE THAT YOU ALLEGRA KILLERS! YOU KILLED ALLEGRA!" Allegra screamed out as she then started to run away.

"Oh my god they are early lets get out of here!" JP then called out from the back set of the car. He then opened the door and got out with Marisol far behind and then the two started to run for it.

"Can this day get any worst!" Brodi called out. Just then Psymon fell from the sky and landed right on the car smashing completely.

"Wait a second HEY EDDIE I THINK THIS IS YOUR CAR!" Psymon screamed out to one of the roof tops.

"What really!" Eddie called out then fell down right onto his car smashing it to bits. "Hey you are right this is my car," Eddie said then he got up and went in front of Brodi and Elise. "What the hell did you do to my car!"

"We didn't do anything everyone else has done something EVERYBODY!" Brodi said to Eddie.

"OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS AFTER ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!" Eddie screamed as he ran down the street out of view.

The Next DAY

"Okay Snow boarding team you guys are going to the state championship where we which we have won every year for the last thirty years including the three years we didn't enter. Okay you all know who you are car pooling with so get out to the parking lot and go...," The principal told everyone and they all went out.

"THIS IS FOR MY CAR!" Eddie screamed in a Monster truck and drove it over more than eight cars.

"Dude you just ran over all of the teachers cars!" Luther called out to Eddie.

"OH CRAP," Eddie then tried to back up but went forward into a HUGE ditch and got stuck. "Uh guys can I get some help I spent like 400000 dollars on this thing. Not to mention the customization's I added," He then pressed a lever and the front tires started going up and down like a low rider until the tires went up so much the truck flipped. "Ouch!"

WELL THAT WAS CHAPTER 10!!!!! YES CHAPTER 10 IF YOU MISSED THAT CHAPTER 10!

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