Metro City High new chapter. Okay I am pleased to announce that this is a new metro city high chapter if you haven't realized it yet.

"Yo dawgs So what do you guys want to do now since the comp has been cancelled," Mac asked as they were sitting in the hallway, Him Kaori who was on his lap, Viggo, Nate and Allegra.

"Don't look at me we could go to class or something or we could go snowboarding we are the best snowboarders in the country," Nate said as he took a sip of the soda he was drinking.

"Man the seniors are so lucky they get to skip all their classes and even if they didn't want to they still have to skip because the god damn teacher is skipping," Allegra said. Just then Elise came by and kicked Allegra in the jaw.

"Yeah and don't you forget IT!" Elise said as she then started to walk on with Brodi not far behind.

"Bitch, Anyway I just got a brilliant idea of what we should do, anyone up for a little bribing," Allegra said they all looked at her very confused.

Other side of school

"FIRE I HAVE MADE FIRE!" Psymon was calling out. Dancing around a table on fire.

"Yeah with a box of matches, paper and wood, not to mention the half a can of lighter fluid. Also you have some of YOUR FIRE on you," Moby said sitting right next to Psymon reading a magazine.

"What AHHHHHHHHHH MY ARM!" Psymon said looking at his whole arm that was on fire he then started to run around waving his arm in all direction.

"Man it caught fire like 2 minutes ago I would think that you would notice," Moby still not taking his eyes away from the magazine.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hello I am the most unobservant pain resister in the school also AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Psymon was calling out.

"Well if it would help SDR," Moby told him.

"RIGHT SDR OH SHAKE DIE REGUVINATE GREAT IDEA!" Psymon called out as he continued to run around in a circle. Then all of a sudden an Alarm went off.

Other side

"What the hell is that alarm. Is that the fresh powder alarm!" Nate said getting up from where he was sitting.

"No Wait that is not the fresh powder alarm. Fuck it is the Psymon Has Gotten His Hands On Open Flame Alarm RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Viggo screamed out as they all got to their feet and started to run for the nearest exit. Everyone was screaming exceptionally Kaori.

"Don't worry Kaori I am sure Moby is with Psymon so nothing to bad can happen," Mac said trying to calm her down.

Other side

"Dum De Dum," Moby said licking his finger as then turning the page of the magazine he was reading and Psymon running around Moby screaming in pain as his whole body was engulfed in flame.

"DON'T WORRY!" The VP (vice principle) came to where the two were and started to use a fire extinguisher on Psymon it was not long before Psymon was completely fire free. And the Fire extinguisher was out of fuel. So the VP then started to beat Psymon to the ground with it.

"OW What the hell are you doing!" Psymon said trying to block the blows but it was not really working.

"Beating you because you're a FUCKING MORON!" The VP said to him. The when he was finished he threw away the fire extinguisher. "Now you are coming with me to my office," The VP told him grabbing Psymon, Moby just laughed. "Your coming too Idiot," The VP said grabbing Moby as well. Then he started to drag the two to his office.

In the Cafeteria

"Okay so let me get this straight, They cancelled the event because the teachers decided not to let us go because I crushed all of their cars?" Eddie asked.

"Yeah basically. Since our school has so many points when ever we don't come we still win so there is really no point in having a event where no matter what place the students get they don't get anything," Brodi said sitting on top of the table meditating.

"Makes sense but those teachers disserved it after what they did to my car," Eddie said smacking his fist on the table.

"Amen. But really it was us who destroyed your car not them you just accidentally smashed theirs instead of ours. Oh and by the way when somebody is meditating you DON'T FUCKING TALK TO THEM!" Brodi called out.

"Oh yeah sorry about that," Eddie said as he took a big sip of the huge slurpy he was enjoying.

"Hey Eddie My Main Man Dawg Can You Believe It Will All Be Over In Like Two Weeks," Atomika said coming up to Eddie.

"Who the hell are you? Oh your that guy who made it with Elise and didn't stop bragging about it on the radio and Television for two weeks. Plus all those posters that read "I want you…to know I screwed Elise,"," Eddie said. Just then Brodi while still meditating kicked Atomika in the jaw from the table.

"Ow, yeah I guess I disserve that. But I would take the most pain ever to have screwed Elise," Atomika said. Brodi kind of stared at Atomika for about half a second.

"Amen Brother," Eddie said. Now Brodi looked very strangely at Eddie for a second. Then a blurry figure flew by the window onto the ground.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" Atomika called out as he stared at the window. Just then another blurry figure went by downwards

"Now if I remember correctly the VP's office is right above here…Moby, Psymon why the fuck did you guys jump out of the VP's office," Eddie called out as he, Atomika and Brodi walked over to the window.

"I jumped because He wasn't looking," Psymon called out.

"And I jumped because after Psymon jumped the VP turned and it was very awkward," Moby told Eddie and the rest of them.

"So what did you guys land on?" Brodi asked them.

"Well let me see it feels like fresh powder!" Moby said looking around and picking up some snow then tasting it "Yup fresh powder,"

"Con………….crete," Psymon said in great pain. Eddie stuck his head out to see Moby on a big pile of snow and two metres away from him he saw Psymon on concrete where all the snow had been removed.

"FRESH POWDER SWEET!" Atomika called out as he jumped at the window. Then bouncing back from the bulletproof window.

"Oh I am sorry was that supposed to be open," Brodi said with a little devilish tone as he opened the window. Atomika stared at him for a second before running back at the window this time really jumping out.

"So I would ask what you landed on but the blood shatter reached here so I have a good estimate. Anyway Brodi want to go to the coffee shop?" Eddie said.

"Sure why not, Hey any of you guys down there want to come?" Brodi asked sticking his head out the window.

"Sure why I will come mate why not I got physics next, what at joke of a class," Moby said getting up from the snow pile he was on brushed off his pants and headed inside to where Eddie and Brodi were.

"pain……………..," Psymon whaled out at the guys.

"THE TASTE OF BLOOD!" Atomika called out.

"Okay….so I take that as a no. Doesn't really matter to me," Eddie said. Then he and Brodi left to Cafeteria where they met Moby and headed to the coffee shop.

Back in class

"Hey I can't believe that the school year is almost over and WE will be seniors next year," Mac said as they were in history.

"Yeah it is going to be so freaking awesome. We will be able to skip class all we want, have huge drunken parties,.. make the freshman cry,… kind of like what we do now….BUT BE SENIORS! WOW!" Viggo called out seeing the whole class staring at him.

"Yes I bet Viggo you are very happy that you are leaving. (cough) not as happy as me (cough) anyway SIT DOWN!" The teacher called at Viggo. Viggo automatically went down onto his seat. "Yes now we will be learning about punishment. Some of the worst punishments have been a man in Canada was whipped 1000 times, people were decapitated in the French revolution, THE PUNISHMENT FOR WHO EVER SPRAY PAINTED BALDY ON THE CHALK BOARD!" the teacher screamed. The whole room at that moment went dead silent.

"Now I will give someone 100 on the next oncoming exam for whoever tells me who did it," the teacher told the class. No one said anything. "…..fine who ever tells me who did it will get a date with Viggo," The teacher said.

"ALLEGRA DID IT!" Cathy screamed out jumping out of her seat. Of course she then got some mean stairs from her fellow classmates.

"Ah thank you Cathy but I must also remind you that no body likes a tattletale and that is what Allegra believes and now she will give you the punishment she thinks fits the crime," The teacher said to Cathy.

"What I don't understand?" Cathy said but then she looked over her shoulder to see Allegra jumping at her with a knife between her teeth.

"DIE! BITCH!" Allegra screamed as she jumped right onto Cathy making them both go down onto the floor.

"Ah class as you can see Allegra has chosen to kill Cathy. This obviously does not fit the crime. Now this was a large problem back in the earlier century having punishments that fit the crime. I hope you are all taking this down," the teacher said to the class. They were all hard at work making sure they get everything down. Well except for Cathy and Allegra who is currently whacking Cathy's head against a desk.

"Man I love Mister Harpers history class!" Mac said to Viggo as they were both hard at work writing down their notes.

"Hell yeah not only is his class very interesting and he skips it a lot. He also thinks everything is a opportunity for us to learn something about!" Viggo said. Then he stood up grabbed the chair next to him and threw it against the wall. The chair smashed into pieces.

"Ah Viggo you see that now you are chair less. If you would have smashed it against something that is less dense say glass then it would have been the glass that broke not the chair thrown at it. So remember when you throw something and you want it to survive make sure it is thrown at something less dense," Mister Harper told Viggo

"So sir you are saying if I throw this chair into the window here it will survive but the glass won't," Nate said grabbing his chair and throwing it against the window. The window shattered and all the shards fell down onto the snow outside.

"Exactly Nate and also now that there is glass all on the ground below. If you were to jump from this window you have a 20 less chance of living than if you were to jump before which is 50 so now you would have a 30 chance of living and a 95 of getting seriously injured," Mister Harper told Nate.

"I like those odds!" Viggo called out as he jumped out the open window of the class.

The Coffee Shop

"Hello boys," Seeiah said to Moby, Brodi, and Eddie as they walked into the coffee shop. They each sat down at their regular stoles.

"Hey Seeiah. I will have a coffee, hot chocolate, cappuccino, orange tea, a hint of fabric softener, a can of whipped cream, a knife, a vase and a muffin," Moby told Seeiah.

"I will just have my regular and Brodi will have green tea," Eddie told her she turned around grabbed two glasses and then turned back around again to hand it to them. Then reached down grabbed a tray with everything Moby asked for and handed it to him.

"Why thank you," Moby said. Then he grabbed the 5 glassed liquids and poured them into the vase. Then grabbed the muffin and cut it up into the most finest pieces he could make. Then got the whipped cream and used the whole thing on the vase concoction. Then sprinkled the muffin pieces all on the whipped cream. Then he looked over at Eddie and Brodi who were giving him weird stares.

"What?" Moby asked as he started to chug the vase. "OH YEAH MMM OH BABY IT IS LIKE AN ORGASIM IN MY MOUTH!" until it was too much and he feel backwards onto the ground with the vase splashing all on his face. "AH GOD THE PAIN! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh," Then he got up and sat back up on his seat. "That was so worth it!" Moby said.

"I will have what he just had!" Eddie called out. He grabbed all the stuff that Moby used and did the same thing. Then he started to drink it "OH GOD IT IS SOO GOOD! I COULD DRINK THIS FOR HOURS!" Eddie was saying to himself as he slowly started to fall off his chair.

"I Have to Have Another! Please Seeiah!" Eddie Called out at Seeiah. Eddie then jumped up and grabbed her by the neck.

"Okay that will be another $50.43," Seeiah told him. Eddie stared at her for about 2 seconds before jumping down and then reached for his wallet. He peered inside to see it completely empty.

"NO I Have No Money! I Need Money!" Eddie screamed. He then turned and ran and broke right through the glass of the coffee shop onto the street. "MONEY!" Eddie screamed at the top of his lungs. "I…I Will Sell My Clothes!" Eddie then ripped off ALL of his clothes. "My Clothes Please by my clothes, You Fine Sir!" Eddie called out running completely naked at a random stranger.

"So do you need anything else?" Seeiah asked Brodi. Brodi then looked up for a brief second.

"Me…no I'm good," Brodi told her.

"I KNOW INSURANCE!" Eddie screamed as he ran into the middle of the street. Then a car went by and Eddie jumped right in front of it. He was hit by great force and was thrown. "Ha You Hit Me I am Going to Sue You!" Eddie screamed out as he got up from the ground pointing at the car. "I am going to sue the cop! cop! cop!" Eddie said slowly to himself as he started to run from the cop who came out of the cop car that Eddie had jumped in front of.

Later At The Boys Dorm

"Come on we must get ready for the party of the century!" Viggo said to the others who were all in the lounging area.

"Okay yeah I don't think it sounds that interesting," Nate said to Viggo.

"Come on it is in about 15 minutes across town and nobody is in anyway ready and I am not missing it!" Viggo said to everyone.

"Well come on it is not party that really looks cool and since we are going to be drunk 4 days strait during graduation we want our livers to live a little longer," JP told Viggo. Viggo sighed and then looked up with a big smile on his face.

"Did I forget to mention that it is a no shirt party," Viggo told them.

14 minutes later

"WOO! PARTY OF THE FUCKING CENTURY! Moby screamed out in the middle of a completely packed house party.

"Yeah, yeah I will fill you in on all the details when you show up, just come down to the party now Marisol," JP said on his cell phone. The party was completely packed full of people.

Mac this time wasn't mixing it up. Instead he was in the basement of the house. He was sitting on what appeared to be a washing machine. But then he realized it was Luther. After Luther left he was in the basement alone.

"God it is so lonely down here," Mac said to himself. Then all of a sudden two figures dropped down from the ceiling. The two figures were Nate and Viggo. "Wait what the fuck? how? Ceiling?" Mac said looking at the two very confused.

"Come on dude this is a great party why you missing it down here for nothing. We are talking about a no shirt party. Dude come on," Viggo said.

Mac stuck his head up high. "You know your right! Come on guys lets party like there is no tomorrow!" Mac screamed. Mac then started to run for the stairs with Viggo and Nate right behind him. "PARTY!" Mac screamed as he ran strait to the door. Then he tried to open it and smashed into it then fell down onto Viggo and Nate and they all fell down the stairs.

"Dude what the fuck?" Nate asked as he slowly stood up and examined his back.

"The door it's locked from the other side," Mac told them. Viggo then stood up and ran up to the door and tried to open it.

"Hey Eddie, what in gods name are you doing?" Moby asked Eddie. Eddie then looked up at Moby for a brief second.

"I don't know, but for some reason I have a sudden urge to put this chair up against this door here," Eddie told him doing exactly what he just said.

"Cool," Moby said then collapsed onto the floor.

"It's no use something is blocking the door from the other side. I can not believe this," Viggo said giving up trying to open the door. He then went down the stairs to where the others were.

"There has got to be another way out of this place. I know quick the windows!" Nate called out. He and Mac then ran to the windows to see some kind of wooden boards over the windows from the outside. "Oh you have got to be shitting me,"

"Hey Luther do you think it's a good thing when a voice inside your head is telling you to board up the basement windows of someone's house for no apparent reason?" JP asked Luther as JP had just finished boarding the windows.

"Yes. It's perfectly normal for kids your age who are extremely drunk to have voices inside your head telling you to board up basement windows for no apparent reason. It is nothing to be ashamed of," Luther told JP.

"Thanks man that really means a lot," JP said back.

"That's it man were trapped. We are trapped in the basement of the biggest house party of the year," Mac started saying.

"Snap Out Of It Man!" Viggo called out to Mac. He ran up and slapped Mac in the face. "Don't think like that, we will get out," Viggo then just stood there for a second before slapping Mac again in the face.

"Ah FUCK! What the hell was that for! Fuck!" Mac said back feeling the cheek he was just slapped.

10 minutes later

"I can't take it anymore man, I am afraid to say this but we must resort to cannibalism," Nate said slowly standing above the rest.

"Cannibalism? We have been down here for like fifteen minutes," Mac told Nate. But then Viggo stood up.

"Nate's right it is the only way for us to survive," Viggo said to the others.

"The only way for us to survive? Dude there is a fucking pantry right over there with like two months worth of food," Mac said pointing to a door with a big sigh saying pantry on top of the door.

"That's it I can't take it anymore," Nate called out. He got up and walked to the far side of the basement. He reached behind a few things then he stuck out this huge axe. He then approached the two others.

"Okay first off how did you know that there was a axe there? And second what the hell are you going to do with an axe?" Mac asked.

"Are you like an idiot? With this axe I will chop, That Pipe over there. Then if we are lucky Magic is the thing that flows threw the pipe. By chopping it in half the magic will poor out everywhere and with it we shall dig our way out of here!" Nate called out.

"That's fucking brilliant!" Viggo said. Nate then approached the pole. With one great swing he chopped it right in half. Of course what started to come out of the pipe like crazy.

"Fuck I can't believe that I got chosen to be the designated driver," Brodi said to himself as he tried to pour himself some water from the tap. No water came out though. "Son of a bitch," He then quietly looked to see if anyone was looking. Then grabbed a vodka bottle from his pocket and quickly poured it into his glass and slowly walked away.

2 hours later

"Thank god the water stopped coming out of the pipe," Viggo said looking quite miserable. So was everyone else down there. But suddenly a cell phone rang.

Mac looked down and slowly picked up his phone. "Hello? Oh hi Kaori, good good no I am fine. I am just hanging out with Viggo and Nate. Oh okay see you then bye," Mac then turned off his phone. He then noticed the other two looking in his direction with weird faces. "What?"

"THE VENTILATION SHAFT!" Viggo screamed out as he ran past Mac to a small vent in the wall. "Damn it if only I was 5 times smaller!"

There you have it. Chapter 11. I am sad to say but this is the second last chapter of Metro City High. Next Chapter is what ends it all. I don't know how long it will take me to write it but I want to finish Metro City High before SSX4 comes out. Be sure to check out my other stories: Death From Being Killed and The Season of Greatness.