Okay, I'm fast-forwarding to when the g-boys get to the hotel. Let's just say that they rest of the bus trip was uneventful. G-Boys- THANK GOD!!! .But WuFei did get nailed in the nose by a hackie sack kicked by Quatre. It stop bleeding yet? WuFei: *through a mouth full of tissues* I didn't know he could kick so hard. Ahh.the pain of oblivious-ity (is that even a word? Well, know it is.) Anywho, now they're arriving at a hotel in Florida, and that's where our story begins.

Disclaimer: I own blackmail photos! Of the REAL Florida trip!! Right, here's one! And it will happen to the g-boys, I guarantee it! *puts the mystery photo in an envelope similar to the game of CLUE* Whodunit?! MMWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

Chapter 3: The Ring and the hotel from HELL

"Look, the hotel's falling apart," stated Trowa bluntly.
Sure enough, it was. They were standing in front of a Holiday Inn Express, and it did look like it was about to collapse.
"ALRIGHT!!! GET YOUR ROOM KEYS AND LET'S GO!!!" said the evil neck biting chaperone from hell through a megaphone (actually, she was screaming through the megaphone. Man, does that hurt your ears!!!) while standing on a box. "BOYS ARE ON THE TOP FLOOR!!! GIRLS GET FLOORS 1 AND 2!!! MOVE IT!!!"
"why do the girls get the bottom floors?" muttered Heero, "They don't have to walk so far."
"I'll get the key," offered Quatre, running over to the evil neck biting chaperone from hell. Quietly asking her for it, she threw it in his general direction. After fumbling for it for five minutes, he returned to the group. "We're in 314." (1)
Dragging all their belongings up the stairs (it's a week trip. Your bound to have a lot.) to their room. It wasn't until later that they realized that there was an evelvator right around the corner. Not that it put them in any better spirits; they flopped onto the beds in a huff (huff, fun word! ^.^)
"Who's sleeping where?" asked Trowa after lying half off the bed for twenty minutes. "We need to figure this out. There are two beds, some chairs, and the floor."
Many screams for various places were made, and it took 20 coin tosses and a random sleeping arrangement chart to decide who was where. They decided they would alternate every night.
"Alrighty then!" exclaimed Duo (what else is new?) "Me and Quatre get the beds, Trowa gets the chair, and Heero and WuFei bunk out on the floor."
"I'd rather sleep in the bath tub," WuFei said under his breath. Unfortunately, he was heard by all, and was thrown in the tub (which was full of water at the time) by his room mates.

At 12 midnight, after swimming and pigging out on pizza on the pool deck:

They were all getting freaked out by the Ring, (2) and Heero popping out from behing the TV going "Oogaboogabooga!" WuFei, it turns out, screams like a girl (I can just see it.). Finally, after a few hours of this, they all fell asleep. Actually, they just fell over where they were sitting and fell asleep.

At 7 am:

A loud bang on their door followed by an air horn woke them up.
"WAKE UP, EAT BREAKFAST AND GET ON THE BUS!!!!"
Wearily, they did as they were told. They got up, got dressed and went to the main hall for breakfast. There, a cinnabun fight commenced. After having pastries thrown at them (and them throwing pastries, as well), everyone got on the buses.
"WE'RE GOING TO MGM TODAY!!!!" was the announcement from the evil neck biting chaperone from hell.
"Oh, joy of joys." said Heero and Trowa together.
"WHO LIKES COWS? CLAP IF YOU LIKE COWS!!!" screamed Duo, followed by an incredible round of applause. "COME ON!!! PUT YOUR HEART IN IT!!!!!"
"This is going to be a looong short drive," muttered Quatre with his head in his hands.
It seamed like an eternity until they reached the park entrance.

MWAAAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHA!! Now the fun begins!!! I love MGM, so most chaos is likely to happen there! Quatre: What's with the envelope? *Clutches envelope closer to chest" Your FATE!!! I have something humiliating to happen to each of you.One being in the next chapter!! WuFei: NO! Not me!! I beg you!!! *on knees begging* Roll over, shorty, cuz it ain't you. (Before I forget. Tins better review or else I'll.) *sign pops up that says 'transmission terminated'.*