A/N: Thanks for the reviews guys! erudite, I agree it may seem a little overblown, but I'm still learning, hopefully I'll improve. And Yoko, I'm aware of the Niblehiem incident cover-up, but I'm changing events a little, it has a little to do with Wutai, but you'll find out soon... And with Elena, I realized she's the Rookie, but I always wondered what it would be like if one of the others was the Rookie, and she was a pro, plus she's a lovable character, I'd hate to leave her out...


Reno sat at the bar of his favorite nightclub, getting in had been easy, the cue had merely stepped aside, including the Beefy Bouncers, I had sat beside him and we had began our night of binge drinking with a Scotch on the Rocks, followed by Vodka shots and bottles of beer, for a supposed hard ass Turk, Reno was actually a cool guy. When we were about to leave, Reno asked for the bill.

"No bill sir, Turks drink free here!" He had quickly replied, not really sure why, Reno didn't exactly look like the scariest guy and he was actually willing to pay, maybe it was mine and his outfits? If it scared people into giving us free stuff, then, well, this Turk gig was starting to look good.

Reno didn't reply to the guy, he just walked out and I followed like an obedient dog.

"You hear that in the bar?"

"Yeah..."

"You know why he didn't charge me?"

"No..."

"It's because I'm a Turk, men are scared of us, women love us and kids wannabe us..."

"You should lighten up and get a style, like, I'm the Cocky young guy, Tseng is the Scary guy, Derkan is the Wise-guy, Elena's the Dumb blonde and Tsuki is... I dunno, she's just Tsuki... You could be the stoic mute, you know? Get some sunglasses, grow a goatee, you've already got the Stoic part down." I let of a low laugh, barely audible, I always wanted a goatee, and a pair of sunglasses would look cool... My thoughts were interrupted by a calling tone, Reno reached into his jacket and pulled out a PHS, and answered it.

"What is it?... Yeah, he's here... He can stay at my place I guess, until we get him a place... Yeah, wait were are they?... Alright, we'll meet them there... Yeah, bye..." With that he flipped it shut and put it back in a pocket.

"Who was it?"

"Tseng, he wanted to know were you are going to stay, I told him my place, don't mind do you? Anyway, the Girls are showing Tifa around Midgar, Tseng wants us to meet them..."

I guess the Turks aren't as bad as I first thought, 'we look out for each other' I had heard Reno say earlier, guess it was true. "Were we meeting them?"

"The Quite Clam, it's a Wutai styled bar, one of Tsuki's favorites, along with half the SOLDIERS in Midgar... I think they developed a taste for their drinks during the-"

"Reno, I just asked were they were, I didn't ask for a story... You like to talk don't you?"

"Sure do, I think it started when I was seven-"

"Reno..."

"I used it as a distraction to get what I wanted-"

"Reno!" I sighed, he wasn't annoying me, it was just boring, listening to him babble on...

"Yes Rude?"

"Which way is this Bar?"

"Oh, it's that way!" He said pointing somewhere in front of us.


When we got in the Bar, I looked around, the place was full of ShinRa employees, mostly SOLDIERS, had I still been in the Mafia, I would have been in deep shit, but now the tides had turned. We joined the women of the Turks in the back room, Elena was giggling to nothing in particular, while Tifa and the silver haired girl-who I guessed was Tsuki- were locked in a arm wrestle, I watched for a few minutes, neither of them were backing down, and there arms kept moving from side to side, Reno was also watching, I took a seat across from him at the table, eventually we both got tired of it and I pulled at the women's joined hands, slamming them down to the table, Tif's was on-top of Tsuki's, making her the winner.

"Ha! I win Tsuki!" Tifa shouted, realizing she had won, she turned to me a flicked her eye lashes seductively. "Thank you Rude..." She said in a flirty voice, it was obvious she was drunk...

Tsuki muttered something in Wutanesse, before sitting back in her chair, she picked up a bottle of Vodka and took a long sip, I took another look around the room, finally noticing that the walls where full of booze, my eyes widened and I looked at Reno, he was talking to Tsuki about something, I looked away and turned to Tifa, she was asleep at the table, I smiled at the sight, she looked beautiful, even with saliva dribbling out of the corner of her mouth, I brushed the hair out of her face and behind her ear so I could see her whole face, I hoped I would be able to get to know her better...

"Yo! Rude my man, you alright?" Reno's voice broke my thoughts and I turned from the sleeping angel to him.

"... Yeah, I'm good..."

"You kinda zoned out there..."

"Guess I did..."

"So... Your the bastard who gave me a concussion?" The silver haired girl now caught my attention as she spoke, I thought of something to say, when Reno's laugh broke my concentration, again...

"Go easy on the Rookie, Tsuki." To my surprise, the girl let of a low laugh.

"Congrats, not many people can say that... Rude was it?

"Yeah..."

"So, Reno, the night's still young, what do you wanna show Rookie boy next?"

"I was thinking we got him a little more drunk before I showed him the sights, it's more fun that way." With that, the red head took what was left of Tifa's drink and finished it off, before pulling a bottle of Tequila and a bottle of Whiskey, he grinned sheepishly as he placed two glasses on the table, he filled it halfway with one of the drinks then topped it of with the other. "So, Rude-boy, you up for a little drinking game?"

"My favorite past time!" I replied enthusiastically.

Reno grinned... Something I later found out, meant he was up to something...


Four empty bottles of Whisky and three bottles of Tequila later and I was sat back with my head back, laughing my ass of, Reno had passed out a few minutes earlier and for some reason I found it funny.

Tsuki downed the last of her bottle - of whatever it was she was drinking- and placed it on the table. "Reno, wake your ass up!" She demanded in a voice that sounded as though she was trying to suppress laughter, a giggle escaped her lips though. "Come on! We've got a mission tomorrow!" She whined, he sat up, half asleep then cursed.

"You know... um... Prude? You drink well for a..." He slurred "rookie..." I managed to stop laughing enough to look at him, he staggered to his feet then fell back down, myself, Tsuki, Elena and a now awake Tifa erupted in laughter, we stopped when Reno shot to his feet again, he steadied himself on his chair and held a arm in the air. "Come! We must journey to the... um... Holy temple!"

"Where... would that be?" Tsuki managed to ask.

"My flat of-coarse!" Our laughter stopped then started again as we all got to our feet, Tsuki took Reno's arm, while Tifa jumped on my back and Elena jumped on hers, we walked from the room, still in a fit of laughter as we left the bar and stood outside of it, by now the girls were getting heavy, so i let them down and I slung my arms over their shoulders, we walked for what seamed like forever, until we found a building that Reno claimed had gave him the finger, he decided in retaliation that he would deface it's spotless white wall with his bodily fluids, I joined him while the women just watched and laughed, we finished up and joined them again, walked again until we found Reno's apartment building, we got in the elevator in silence, until somebody let of what could only be described as poisonous gas, it stunk!

"Eww!"

"Gross!"

"Reno!"

The doors opened and everybody jumped out and gasped for air, we began to laugh again and made our way to Reno's flat, when we got in I slumped down on the sofa and drifted of into sleep.


I awoke with a banging headache and two Turks standing over me.

"Aww! How cute!" Tsuki said with a snigger, Reno laughed.

"What's up?" I asked.

"All the lip stick on you head Chrome-Dome! Been having some threesome fun eh?" Tsuki again replied with a snicker.

"Huh?" I attempted to lift my hand to feel for it, but felt it weighed down, I looked down and saw Elena and Tifa snuggled up on either side of me, my shirt had been pulled open at some point, because my bare chest was there.

"What happened last night?"

"We went out to celebrate your new Turk-hood!" I shook my head, then stood up, the Female Turks woke up and yawned or stretched, I turned to face them, both blushed for some reason...

"Come on guys, we better get to work... Anybody know where I parked my car last night?"