All you have to know is what a pika and a lagomorph. Pika is a relative of the rabbit and hare. It sorta looks like a rabbit with short ears, and looks fatter. Lagomorphs are often called rodents, but aren't.
A rabbit animorph with long ears dressed in leather is holding a large carrot with a rabbit on top and sitting oin a throne made out of carrots. She is surrounded by pika animorph guards.
Kepudo Kage is bowing before her.
She says, "I watched from my head of iceburg lettuce! You helped those senshi! Ecxplain yourself!"
Kepudo Kage says, " I also attacked them and antagonized them as you commanded, oh great rabbit."
She says, "But I don't want them winning. Explain yurself."
Kepudo Kage says, "They've lost so far, I plan to make them feel inadequate and insecure about their powers. It is a battle of the minds. As the first enemy to attack this planet never used this ability, I thought i would put it to our advantage."
"True- true, but I still want Parallel Sailormoon to suffer. In no way will that girl or anyone eat rabbits again! We will be whorshipped as Cats once were!"
Kepudo Kage bows and says, "As you decree Black Rabbit-sama."
Black Rabbit laughs loudly. She then whispers fiercely as he leaves, "Once I take over the world, no one will dare call me or pikas rodents again!"
Kepudo Kage appears on top of a curry restaurant. A taisho appear next to him. "Mustard Greens Taisho -- avenge your sister and attack this shop!"
Mustard Greens Taisho nods and jumps down to the sidewalk. He walks into the shop and starts throwing things around in the curry restaurant. People start to flee the scene. Several tables fly out the window. The owner of the shop faints.
Kousagi is eating ice cream with sugar bits and sprinkles. She says to Lucine, "I think I need dessert. It's Sunday-- so I don't have school. I saw a new curry place. How about we go there? You do want to eat?"
Lucine complains, "But you ate a sundae, 3 icecream cones, a box of chocolates that you were supposed to give your father, and a float. Aren't you feeling sick by now."
Kousagi says, "No... why should I be? I am a healthy growing girl."
Lucine mutters, "I don't know about healthy."
Kousagi says, "Here it is.. Aaaaa! It's getting ruined!"
The windows rattle.
"It's a Taisho!" Lucine says.
"What do I do? I can't let it be ruined!" Kousagi says. Lucine sighs and then says," call the others and transform."
Parallel Sailormoon appears. She enters the shop and says, "Stop!"
The Mustard Greens Taisho turns and asks, "Why? You killed my sister!"
"Umm... true.. but could you please stop. I haven't gotten to taste the delicious curry here yet!" Parallel Sailormoon says whining a little.
Lucine snaps, "Parallel Sailormoon!!"
Parallel Sailormoon gives a clueless face but then slowly realizes what she's supposed to do. She stands with her finger pointing at the Taisho and says, "Oh yeah! I remember why I defeated your sister! She was evil, wasn't she?"
Mustard Greens Taisho looks entirely confused.
"Blow Torch!" Parallel Sailormars yells.
"Mirror Mist!" another voice calls out.
"Why didn't you try to stop the Taisho?" Parallel Sailorvenus asks.
Parallel Sailormoon think about it and then says, "Because he said that I'd killed his sister, and if I'd lost Onee-chan then I would want that same person to spare me, even if they killed her."
After some thought she adds, "I think it would be mean to kill him too, besides, don't you think he'd be good in a curry?"
Parallel Sailorjupiter shakes her head and sighs, "I don't think so. Tenoh-sensei said that curry is delicate. Especially Japanese curry. Mustard Greens would upset the balance."
The other Parallel Senshi stare at Parallel Sailorjupiter who gives a clueless and defensive expression.
When they turn they find that Parallel Sailormoon has sit down at a table with her mouth wattering looking around at the food.
Everyone sweatdrops.
Parallel Sailormoon says, "What? Fighting evil makes me hungry!"
Parallel Sailorvenus says, "Her stomach will eat food when it comes to it."
Mustard Taisho looks at the Sailor Soldiers and says, "Umm.. aren't you forgetting about me?" He brushes off the pieces of mirror.
Everyone turns to Mustard Taisho, and Parallel Sailormars comments, "Couldn't wait, could you?"
Parallel Sailormercury says, "I calculate that he would not take much effort to defeat. If a scream can induce self-destruction in his sister, he must be quite easy to defeat."
Parallel Sailormoon looks at the Taisho and says, "Oh yeah! I'm supposed to fight you! Is it alright if I kill you?"
Everyone sighs with big sweatdrops.
Parallel Sailormoon turns to Lucine and says while stuffing her face, "Lucine! Do you have a moon wand-- something to fight with?"
Lucine sweatdrops, but slowly nods, "I don't think you're ready--"
Parallel Sailormoon insists eagerly, while taking a drink of tea "Give it to me!"
Lucine nervously nods once and then presents a moon wand with a cat hanging on a crescent moon.
Kepudo Kage, still on the roof, holding a mirror watches the scene. He objects when he sees the wand and says, "Fool! You aren't ready for that yet!"
The sound of silence runs through the background. Kepudo Kage sighs.
Parallel Sailormoon picks up the wand, shakes it twice and then spins around shouting, "Nekomoon Magical Treatment!"
Light in the shape of cats attacks the Mustard Taisho, but Parallel Sailormoon drops the Mustard Taisho, but Parallel Sailormoon drops the wand and wails, "I hate cats!!"
Mustard Taisho explodes as pieces of glass rattle and shatter.
Kepudo Kage suddenly appears in the shop, grabs the Neko Moon wand, and disappears again.
He reappears oion the roof of the building and looks at the Neko Moon wand.
"Lucine knew better. Lucine knew not to give this wand to her yet. She must not get it until she is ready. She can't know the truth-- not yet."
Parallel Sailormars can see Kepudo Kage from outside of the shop. She yells, "Blow Torch!"
The building starts on fire. He disappears before the flames reach him.
Parallel Sailormercury shouts, "Extinguishing Fog!" She puts out the fire with a Fire Extinguisher.
Parallel Sailorvenus comments, "That doesn't count as a real attack! You got that fire extinguisher in the shop."
Parallel Sailormercury replies, "It sounded good, didn't it?"
Parallel Sailorvenus hrugs and says, "I guess so.."
The curry shop is now charred and is a mess. There is water all over the floor and th roof, all the windows are shattered, and all of the ingredients is either outside or on the floor. Several tables and chairs are smashes, and most of the decoration is ruined.
The owner of the shop wakes up and yells, "My beautiful shop!"
Parallel Sailormars, Parallel Sailormercury, Parallel Sailorjupiter, and Parallel Sailorvenus all dash off.
Parallel Sailormoon asks the shop owner, "Have you ever tried curry with Mustrad greens before?"
The shop owner turns on her and yells incoherantly.
Parallel Sailormoon in the kitchen is washing dishes.
She sniffles and says, "It was only a question-- I'm still hungry! can't I eat now?"
Critique Tolerance 10. Hit me with what you got. All suggestions will be put under consideration. All grammar problems will be fixed.
