So what is a Kit? It's a young rabbit. Kousagi- Small /baby Rabbit. Or in another words a kit.


On the way to cram school, Kousagi is drawing in the margin of her notes a picture of Kepudo Kage. She erases it furiously, and tries again, but again erases it. She stares off into space as the bell rings.

"Tsukino-san," a teacher says, "You are late! The first class is over!"

Kousagi nods once and listlessly walks towards the school. The contents of her bookbag fall out. She walks part of the way to the school and then comes back for her books. She stuffs some food from her bag and chews it slowly and disinterested. She swallows it and then says, "Summer school is hard."

Kousagi arrives at the school and turns a corner, looking at the ground as she stuffs her face even more, and drops a hard candy. She bends down to pick it up. A boy comes running down the hall, tries to stop running, but crashes into her. Candy spills from everywhere.

The boy panting says, "You're late for class!" He pauses and then adds, "Don't you want to run?"

Kousagi says, "No, I doooonnn'ttttt. You hurt me!"

Kousagi begins to wail loudly.

The boy sweatdrops and says, "Uhh... I'll see you around.. OK?"

Kousagi wails louder, "You spilled my candy on the floor!"

He walks down the hall and sighs, "that was so close, thankfully she didn't recognize me."

Kousagi arrives late for class. The teacher yells, "You just decided to arrive?! It's the middle of class."

Kousagi bows stiffly, and grimly sits down.

Rei remarks, "She's been very quiet lately."

Mina replies, "Yes, and not eating as much."

The school bell for the end of the day rings.

After class Mina says to Kousagi, "Oh fearless leader, why are you acting so strange?"

Kousagi sighs and asks, "I'm not a sailor soldier at all, am I? Not like Onee-chan is and Mama was."

Rei sighs exasperated and says, "You're worried over that?"

Kousagi nods and stuffs a small piece of carrot cake in her mouth.

Mina says feeling a little bad, "according to Mizuno-san, I heard that Luna-chan told her that Tsukino-san was a clutz when Luna-chan first met her. She cried the first time she transformed, and only barely defeated the evil."

Kousagi sniffs and says, "She told me that when Oneechan told her that I thought I was a Sailor Soldier. At least she defeated the monster on her own and didn't have the bad guys defeat the villians for her."

Mina and Rei sweatdrop, and then their faces turn into a long expression.

The final bell for the end of the school day rings.

Rei mutters, "I guess we should work on that."

Mina grumbles, "I guess so. Minako-mama wouldn't be pleased with me at all if she found that out."

Kousagi sniffs again and then pops in another piece of candy. She looks up and sees the boy from ealier, she calls out, "You didn't help pick up my candy! You hurt me!"

The boy sweatdrops and is about to run away when Mina and Rei both get hearts in their eyes and dreamily say, "Senpai."

The boy turns slowly, and turns on Kousagi and says, "Isn't that rude to say to your senpai?"

Rei pinches Kousagi.

Kousagi retorts, "But I forgive you for tripping into me. Anyway, I don't know you, or your age."

Mina gives Kousagi a dirty look.

He replies, "My name is Maboroshi Chishiro."

"What you're a ghost vampire?"

Mina kicks Kousagi and whispers, "That's his name."

Ami joins the group and recognizes Maboroshi-senpai.

Kousagi objects and says, "But he said, 'Spirit Blood Death Boy.' Doesn't that sound like a ghost vampire? Oneechan told me about Kyuuketsuki. But then I thought hairballs were on the moon and then.."

Ami whispers, "but then it would be Kyuuke no ue ni Tsuki."

Mina points out, "she has a habit of forgetting her prepositions."

Kousagi continues, "... so she said that blood suckers named Chishiro would come and get me."

Ami comments, "Blood suckers? She means Hito ga chi shaburu?"

Chishiro swetdrops.

Kousagi counters with, "Chi no jin shaburu? eh?"

Kousagi stops and gives a thoughtful look and says, "Do they put blood in your mouichi?"

"Nani yo! I said that it's my name. It means Illusion Earth Soldier boy!"

"Why didn't they name you Yume Chibashiji?" Kousagi asks.

Maboroshi-senpai sweatdrops. Mina hits Kousagi in the arm again. Kousagi yelps.

Maboroshi laughs nervously then more confidently.

"Ano, I'm ahead of you, I'm in 5th grade. I'm 11 years old."

Akaruimi: I'll give a full annotated explaintion of the linguistic disaster at the end of this.

Kousagi sees Lucine in the doorway waiting.

"Sorry Maboroshi-senpai, but I have to leave. I have some important things to take care of," Kousagi says and then quickly adds, "My name is Tsukino Kousagi. Bye!"

Kousagi runs off. Mina and Rei look after her with a suspicious look on their faces. Ami looks at Kousagi darkly through her glasses.

Mina quickly adds before running after Kousagi, "Maboroshi-senpai, my name is Aino Mina!"

Rei follows Mina and yells behind her, "I am Hino Rei."

Ami quickly bows, and says, "Mizuno Ami."

Maboroshi watches the girls leave, with his hands in his pockets he climbs up to the roof of the school to watch. He appears as Kepudo Kage when he appears near the fence to look on Kousagi, Mina, Rei, and Ami.

Kepudo Kage says, "Though the light I cast shadows. In my hopes, I don't wish to cast a permenant shadow on Parallel Sailormoon."

Lucine is looking at Kousagi and asks, "You're actually worried?"

Rei, Mina and Ami are trailing behind her.

Yes," Kousagi says, and then adds, "Worrying makes me hungry. I want curry!"

Lucine in total amazement says, "This is new! You're actually worried."

The in an after thought says, "You still want curry after what you did to the curry shop and cleaning up?"

Kousagi and Lucine remember the wreck. Kousagi nods drooling. She disappears and then returns with a plateful of curry.

Lucine looks up at Kousagi and wonders, "Where did she get that?"

Kousagi continues through a stuffed mouth, "I lost the Neko Moon Wand to our enemy, and they always attack my favorite food shops! This is serious!"

Lucine sweatdrops.

Kousagi adds, "I can't get free food if this continues."

Lucine falls over.

Kousagi also says, "I'm worried about Kepudo Kage... I don't know which side he is on!"

"He's the enemy!" Lucine says adamently.

Kousagi stuffs the rest of the curry in her face, gulps and then says, "I know, but he's helped us as if he knew us. Enemies can turn out to be good guys too-- mama said so. Like Onee-chan's Sailor soldiers, the Sailor Quartet!"

Kousagi collapses on the ground "I'm a horrible leader, aren't I? Isn't that why I wasn't ready for the Neko Moon Wand?"

Mina from behind her asks the others, "Did she trip again?"

Ami shrugs, "She can be smart you know."

Lucine sweatdrops in response to Kousagi.

Kousagi says sighing, "I just want to be the best Sailor Soldier I can be."

Mina, Rei, and Ami have caught up and hear Kousagi.

Rei whispers, "Maybe we are a little hard on her."

Mina adds, "I guess you're right Ami-- she can be smart."

Ami says thoughtfully, "Have you seen Mako-chan at all during this story?"

Rei says, also thoughtfully, "No, I haven't. I remember that she wanted to check on her Mother's flower and bakery shop though."

Parallel Sailorjupiter is in front of a flower shop that reads "Kino's Bakery and Flower Shop". She sneezes twice.

Chilling squirt Cucumber Taisho yells as a slippery material comes from the top of it's head.

Parallel Sailorjupiter rolls away from the attack and yells once she gets back on her feet, "Electric Storm!"

The Cucumber puts back on its sunglasses and then gives a smile. The electricity bounces off of the sunglasses. It yells, "Cucumber Slice!"

Pieces of the cucumber come out and return.

Parallel Sailor Jupiter dodges. "Shimatta!" she says, "My communicator is broken!"

Kepudo Kage watches from a nearby building. He comments, "She is good, but she will have to grow stronger."

Parallel Sailormoon with Lucine on top of her head followed by Parallel Sailormars, Parallel Sailorvenus, and Parallel Sailormercury arrive on the scene.

In unison, Parallel Sailormars, Parallel Sailorvenus, and Parallel Sailormercury, say, "Stop!"

Parallel Sailormoon follows in afterward. She stares at the others in her Sailor Team. They all glare at her.

She turns her attention to Lucine and asks, "Umm.. Lucine, do you have a new weapon?"

Lucine says frustrated, "The Neko Moon Wand was all that I had left. You probably will waste a tiara. At this rate the world will blow itself up."

Parallel Sailormoon says, "Really?"

Lucine says, "I was kidding. You have to figure out some things on your own! You are a Princess, remember that."

Parallel Sailormoon takes Lucine off of her head and says, "I will do the right thing! I am a Princess!"

She jump-kicks the Cucumber Taisho aiming for the sunglasses yelling, "Rabbit Moon Kick!!"

The cucumber stumbles.

She manages to barely land on her feet and with her hands on her hips she yells out, "You're attacking Kino-san's precious bakery and floral shop! I cannot forgive you."

Everyone gawks at her in total amazement.

She adds nervously, "So.. uhh.. could you please stop?"

Everyone falls over.

Parallel Sailorvenus mutters, "Those who have faith in Parallel Sailormoon have their backs turned to the future."

Cucumber Taisho picks up Parallel Sailormoon by the back bow and throws her to where Kepuod Kage is standing. Lucine sweatdrops, thinking, "What have I gotten myself into?"

Parallel Sailormoon looks up at Kepudo Kage from all fours. She has various scrapes on her elbows and knees. She yells, "I failed again!"

She pounds the roof of the building and says, "All I wanted was to be a good Sailor Senshi. But you ruined that!"

She turns to glare at Kepudo Kage. He bends over her and says, "You have heart, Parallel Sailormoon."

She jumps up and shouts, "Rabbit Spinning Moon Punch!!"

Kepudo Kage's hood is knocked off. He holds his face.

She looks at him in shock. She says, "Maboroshi-senpai?"

"Yes, it's me," he says.

"But why? Why do you have to be evil?" she asks.

Parallel Sailormars from below has kicked off the sunglasses off of the Cucumber Taisho. She yells as she lands back on her feet, "Blow Torch!"

Cucumber Taisho is singed and is getting soggy.

Parallel Sailorvenus shouts, "Golden Aura Flash!"

The cucumber is blinded.

Parallel Sailorjupiter says with relish, "Electric Storm!"

Cucumber Taisho begins to sag in the middle and is stumbling.

It says, "I'm getting hot!"

Parallel Sailormercury adds, "Mirror Mist!"

Kepudo Kage snaps his fingers and the puddle of cucumber disappears.

He says to Parallel Sailormoon, "Because it's important. Because I think you're important Parallel Sailormoon."

Parallel Sailormoon looks confused and then blushes at the compliment.

Kepudo Kage disappears.

Parallel Sailormoon whispers, "No one has ever told me that before."

Parallel Sailormoon looks around for a way to get down from the building, but quickly finds that this building has no door. She wails.

Kepudo Kage stares at the Neko Moon Wand and says, "If she ever overcomes her fears, she could have this.. but for now I'll keep it."

He frowns and says, "She's learning too quickly."

Parallel Sailormoon, now as Kousagi finally gets down from the roof with the help of police and the fire department.

She whispers to Mako, Rei, Mina, and Ami, "I punched Maboroshi-senpai!"

Mina says, "Nani yo!!"

Kousagi adds sadly, "He was on the roof. I punched him."

Mako says, "Maboroshi-senpai! But he is so cute, and athletic! Why, Kousagi, why?"

Kousagi says suddenly passionate, "Because he is the enemy! He's Kepudo Kage."

Kousagi turns away. Lucine is the only one to see Kousagi's concerned face.

Mako, Rei, Mina, and Ami are shocked.

Lucine thinks, "This isn't good. Kousagi has earned time to think."

Lucine comments, "I've noticed that you haven't been defeating the enemy on your own lately. Umm.. you still didn't defeat the enemy yourselves!"

Mako, Rei, Mina, and Ami all turn on Lucine and yell, "Shut up!"


Critique Tolerance 10. Hit me with what you got. All suggestions will be put under consideration. All grammar problems will be fixed.

This is a case of it's funnier in Japanese. If you care, read the explanation.

Maboroshi Chishiro.

Maboroshi means illusion, and also can mean spirit, though it's not a ghost.

Chishiro means Earth Soldier boy.

However, I did some word play. Chi also can mean the following: wisdom, intelletct; blood but these are with different Kanji.

Shi (as in Senshi, or Bushi) can also mean the following (also with different Kanji); four; soldier, death; poem; master; city

So when you play with it.. you can get blood death boy for the first name. and Spirit for the last name. Thus if you twist it, then Kousagi thinks that Maboroshi-senpai is a Ghost boy Vampire. Which is impossible, I know, but remember how gullible Kousagi is. So when Chibiusa tells her these thing she'd believe it.

Adding to her explaintion: Kyuuketsuki is a vampire, however, if you play with the words again you can get Kyuuke and Tsuki.

Kyuuke meas hair, fur, or wool, and also can mean family.

Tsuki, of course means moon.

So when she says, She thought that furballs were on the moon, she was mistaking her Kanji, which is another common trait of the Tsukino family!

Of course Ami corrected her.

Now for why Chibiusa chose to tell Kousagi that there are Chishiro.. smiles secretively

Also the part with the tsuki and the moichi.. that's Kousagi getting her wires crossed. Since she was corrected about the blood suckers, she added in another 2 words, making it, tsuki no kyuuketsuki. And since Moichi is supposed to be made on the moon, she thought that blood, since Chi, does mean blood, must be in Chishiro's moichi.. afterall he's on the moon.

I know it's confusing, but for me, it was fun to rite and look up. It's one of my favorite parts of this act.

BTW, Ano means Umm.. err, etc.

and Parallel Sailorjupiter sneezed because she was being talked about. It's a cultural reference.

Lastly, the mangled quote: "Those who have faith in Parallel Sailormoon have their backs turned to the future." should really be: "Those who stare at the past have their backs turned to the future." It's not by anyone in particular, but I thought it was fun.