Heero, how does having soaked boxers feel?

Heero: Shut. Up.

NEVER! I love this story...I love all my stories! But I have a request. Can some of yins go to Ghost and Shadow and give me a few more reviews? PLEASE!!!?? I beg you!!!!!! :, ( (that's me crying if you don't review) PLEASE!!!!!!!

Thank you for listening to my rant and not trying to slap me. The section for MGM is almost over, probably this is the last chapter. AND I STILL HAVE THE MYSTERY PHOTO!!!!!!

random side note: BONZAI!!!!!!!!!!!

HellBus Ch. 8: MGM (again... YOU WILL NEVER GET SICK OF IT!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA)

They were waiting outside the bathrooms for Heero to finish drying his boxers (he took em off and held them under one of those hand dryers). While they waited, they were discussing what they should do now.
"MOTION SIMULATOR!" Duo kept screaming over and over. Unfortunatly, none of the others knew what he was talking about. "That thing over there!!!!!" He pointed to a giant robot thing just down the main street. Quatre saw it and then saw the stream of water it was spraying.
"Water!!!!!!" he screamed and ran to it, knocking several people out of the street in the process. When he got there he splashed around in the puddle singing about rubber ducks. The others: o.O
"I thought he could handle heat..." Trowa said uncertainly.
"Same here. Guess he can't," Heero added. "Let's get him before he goes completely obsessive with the water."
The gang nodded and walked over to Quatre and the puddle of water. Grabbing both his arms and feet, they picked him up and carried him inside the Star Wars Space Tour ride (is that it's name? I honestly don't remember...). He calmed down once he was out of the heat, so the rest of the G-Boys dropped him on the ground inside the building.
"Ow! That was my butt!"
"Move up in line, Quatre. You're blocking the people behind us by sitting there and rubbing your ass," Trowa said (@_@ Trowa swear...BAD TROWA!).
Still grumbling about his precious butt, Quatre got off the ground and moved up in line. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

After the ride:
"Heero, next time, don't freak out on the robot who was 'piloting' our ship," WuFei said with a sweat drop.
"The robot was a moron who couldn't fly!!!" Heero had tried to take over the controls during the simulator. Apparently, he didn't know that simulator meant they were never off the ground to begin with. (A/N: for those who don't know, The Star Tours is a simulator with a robot as a pilot. If yins are smart, then ya figured it out already)
"Hey, look!" Duo said, pointing. "The Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular! The next show starts in ten minutes! You guys want to see it?"
"Sounds interesting," Quatre said. "I want to see it, how about you guys?"
When they all gave the affirmative, they walked into the stadium-like theater and got seats just off the middle. Ten minutes went by, and then they saw a man drop in from above them. The man (Indiana Jones, DUH!) wove around spikes coming out of the floor, advoided statues with axes trying to chop him up, and then grabbed a statue. The moment he grabbed the statue, a boulder rolled out of a cave and started to chasse him. At the last minute, he collapsed under the rock and...
"CUT!" screamed a director, coming out of nowhere and freaking Trowa out.
"MOMMY!!" he screamed, jumping onto whoever was closest to him, some old woman. (A/N: o.O Oh wow...)
During that whole incident, they missed what the director had been saying. When they tuned back in, they heard he was asking for volunteers.
"You guys want to volunteer?" asked Duo excitedly.
"NO!!!" they all screamed at him. Duo meeped and shut up.
The volunteers were all asked to come to the stage and hold really stupid looking poses for a long time. One of the volunteers was bent over backwards ina silent scream, and another (some guy in a bright pink shirt) was leaning over like he was about to fall off a cliff. The others were told to scream, do evil laughs, anything the little annoying assisstant girl could think of. Then she took them all to the changing rooms to get them dressed for whatever they were going to do.
"Now, folks, we're going to have some demonstrations on how these two *motions to stunt actors* do what they do!!!
(several different stunts go by, blah blah blah...I don't wanna type them out, so I'll just skip to the volunteers and stuff...)
"Bring our volunteers out!!!!!" screamed the director. The audience participants came out wearing very Arabic looking gear over their street clothes. "Do they know what to do?"
"Yep! Ok guys, go to your places and watch for your cues!!" the girl said. The volunteers then went to the back of one of the stage sets and stood there.
"This is an attack in the market place!" the director, um, directed, "We're rolling in 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1!!"
The sunt actors acted like they were just taking a stroll through the streets of a town when suddenly a group of ninjas pop out and start attacking them!!! (how often does that happen in real life?) The volunteers stood there and screamed. The stunt people went through the whole run-away- and-then-kick-the-bad-guys-butt thing and then that segment was over.
"Kina," the director said to the annoying volunteer girl (Quatre: Her name's Kina? Since when?) "Why don't you show the audience and the volunteers how to take a punch in the movies?"
"Sure!!" Kina said. "Alright, which one of you would like to be the guinea pig?" she asked the volunteers. The guy with the bright pink shirt ran forward screaming, "I'LL DO IT!"
"Just me, or does that guy remind you of Duo?" WuFei asked.
"I DON'T WEAR PINK!" Duo shouted in a whisper. (can he even do that? REALLY! It's Duo we're talking about here! *whispers to neighnors about Duo whisper/shouting* OK! It's official! DUO CAN'T WHISPER!!!!)
The guy in the pink shirt was taking several fake blows from Kina, until she 'hit him for real'. Then the guy flipped over backwards and stood on his head before falling over. "People!" Kina called. "This is Dominique! He's a stunts man just like the rest of us here at Indiana Jones Stunt Spectactular." Dominique got up off the ground and did several acrobatics moves that made Trowa jealous.
"Why that little..." Trowa was being held back by all his friends. They didn't want a meaningless (to them) murder on their hands.
"Ok, Trowa, listen to me," Quatre said calmly. "Take a deep breath and hold it," Trowa did as he was told, but Quatre got distracted by the explosions on the set and forgot to tell him to exhale. When Quatre finally remembered, Trowa was an unhealthy shade of blue-ish/purple. "AGH! Trowa, exhale!!!!" And then Quatre was chased around by a very pissed Trowa (once Trowa got his breath back, you know.)
"Hey, guys," Heero waited for Trowa to stop chasing Quatre with knives he pulled out of now where (maybe he pulled them out of his ass!!) before he continued. "We need to go back to the chaperone station. It's time for us to go to that Fantasma thing."
"Ok," they all said and then they left the Stunt Spectacular. The rain clouds were billowing above them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Back at the chaperone station:
"IT'S RAINING!" WuFei shouted and ran out in the middle of the avenue to play (and sing) in the rain. "SINGIN' IN THE RAIN! JUST SINGIN' IN THE RAIN!!" and he jumed onto a lamp post and began to swing around it (no, he was not stripping. If yins want stripping read my other humor fic. It's ain't gonna happen in this one. At least I don't think so...).
O.o: the expression of all those who saw him.
"ALRIGHT PEOPLE!" screamed the evil neck biting chaperone from hell into her megaphone, "DUE TO THE RAIN FANTASMA HAS BEEN CANCELED! NOW, YOU PEOPLE HAVE TWO OPTIONS! YOU CAN GO ON THE ROCK 'N' ROLLER COASTER OR YOU CAN GO ON THE TOWER OF TERROR! THOSE TWO ONLY! ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH WHATEVER RIDE YOU PICK, GET ON THE BUSES! GO, NOW!!!!!" (while I was typing this segment, the new Britney Spears music video came on. No offense to anyone who likes Briney but, WALGH! *runs into bathroom and starts puking (that saying something. I've been sick the past 2 and 1/2 days. Joy. That's why I updated practiaclly all of my fics!!)* OH GOD! NOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!! AARHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *hits head off wall many time because this authoress has lost count*)
"LET'S GO ON THE ROLLER COASTER AGAIN!!!!!!" Duo screamed (A/N: I'm ok now. The song's over. Now it's Linkon Park!!! ^_^).
"NO!" said WuFei, but he was drowned out by the rest of their school screaming 'yes' in various forms (like yep, yessireebob, yeah, etc...). The whole of the school ran to the Rock 'n' Roller coaster line led by the G- Boys dragging WuFei. Once they were in line, all the teens began to clap, jump up and down, headbang, whatever they could think of doing. They drove the line people insane, so they got in faster!! (this really did happen. We wouldn't shut up. Good times!!) The whole ride was a repeat of MGM Part 1. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Well, that was fun," said Quatre. The ride was over and they were trying to find their bus. Unfortuanatly, the parking lot was huge and their buses had moved to somewhere where they had no idea where it was!! They wandered for twenty minutes until the bus came in front of them and picked them up. The trip back to the hotel was uneventful, because everyone was too tired to do anything. Everyone on the bus died (in other words, they fell asleep!). That was the end of MGM Studios.

Next chapter: Animal Kingdom!! WOO!

Insanity happened every step of the trip. In every park. How'd yins guys like your first day in Florida?

Trowa: I am not going to be outdone by some guy in a pink shirt!!!

Ok...O.o...Um, reviews, please?