YES! Animal Kingdom does suck as a park, but hey! I had fun running rampant
around the park and torturing the workers! I asked them how much they make!
WuFei: Tasteless...
WHAT WAS THAT?!
Trowa: He said tasteless. Impolite to ask that of people.
SO?! DIE FOR INSULTING ME! *grabs bo staff and runs after Trowa and WuFei, tripping them several times and making them land in manure* HAHA! Who rules?! READ ON, MY FELLOW WRITERS AND READERS! READ ON!
Hell Bus Ch. 10: Animal Kingdom
After Quatre's, uh, wonderful outburst in the line of the african Safari, the line moved much faster. In less than five minutes the G-Boys were seated in a little car-train-thing right behind the driver. They weren't the only ones in this car-train-thing (whatever the hell it is!), unfortunately for those people.
"Welcome to the African Safari!" said thier driver into a walkie talkie that echoed throughout th car-train-thing in a heavily accented voice. "I am your driver this morning! Today we shall explore the mysteries of the African Grasslands. Hold on tight, because this is going to be a bumpy trip."
The trip was bumpy. Duo and Heero (who were on the ends) nearly flew out of thier seats as the car-whatever-the-hell-it-was ran over some potholes in the road. That little incident made Trowa, Quatre and WuFei have to hold them back from killing the driver.
"Damn him!" Duo tried to shout through Quatres hand, which was covering his mouth. "Lemme at him, I'll get him good!" Heero was saying basically the same things through WuFei's hand.
"To your left you shall see some hippos," the driver said through the speaker/walkie talkie. That caused Heero and Duo to shut up and look for the animals. Trowa was the first to see them, and he freaked out at the sight.
"HIPPOS!" he screamed, trying to jump over Quatre and Duo to get to the hippos. In the process, he nearly fell out of the car-thing. ARGH! IT IS NOW A CAR! Nothing more.
"Spaz," WuFei said as he grabbed on to Trowa's leg to keep him from getting out. Trowa almost made it, but then the car took a very tight turn causing him to fall backwards onto Duo.
"Get off me," Duo's voice was muffled due to Trowa's shirt being in his mouth.
"NO! The hippos..."
"Now, if you look to your right, you shall see some giraffes, gazelles, and zebras." said the driver, not being very helpful at the moment.
"OOOOOOOOH!" Trowa dived over WuFei and Heero in a pitiful atempt to get at the animals.
"OOF! Get OFF!" Heero pushed Trowa off him, causing Trowa to land on his butt.
"What I do?" Trowa got back on his seat while rubing his tush.
"Your obsession with animals is out of control," WuFei stated matter- of-factly. "And don't jump on me again."
Unfortunately for them, the driver decided at that time to announce that they were now arriving at the lions' area of the safari. Needless to say, Trowa freaked more than ever at this sight. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Got more duct tape?" Quatre asked Duo. They had had enough of Trowa's mindless antics, so Duo whipped some duct tape out of his pockets and proceeded to tape Trowa to the seat. The job was almost done, they just needed Quatre to put some more tape on his mouth. For some reason, Trowa had turned into WuFei and was screaming 'injustice'. No one understood it, so they taped his mouth shut. (A/N: Wouldn't you?)
Suddenly, they heard gunshots ring out over the plains.
"DUCK AND COVER!" screamed Heero, diving under the seat. He was soon followed by the others. Trowa, on the other hand, just fell over due to the duct tape having taped him to the seat.
"Simba one, come in simba one," a voice echoed through the car.
"Puumba five, what is it?" the driver spoke into the walkie talkie.
"We have poachers, and they have got little Red. We need you to go out and get her from the poachers before they harm her."
Trowa gave an indignant 'buk-gaak!' (chicken sound) after that was stated. Duo quickly stole Trowa's gun so Trowa wouldn't go on a rampage for that elephant.
"I'm sorry, people, but we must make a detour." The driver put the pedal to the metal and the car ride really got bumpy. After several hairpin turns and rickity bridges, they came into the poacher's camp. Soon after, they ran over the poacher as he tried to cross the road.
"Good job, simba one," the raidio mystery voice said. "You have sucessfully saved little Red. She is right there to your right."
Everyone craned their necks to see the elephant sticking it's head out of a truck. All could tell it was-
"FAKE!? AN ANAMATRONIC ELEPHANT?!" Heero was not happy that they had wasted the whole safari just to rescue an elephant that wasn't real. (jeez, it just a RIDE!) He was still complaining even after they had got off the ride.
"Calm down," Duo said, but his attempt at calming Heero down didn't work very well.
"CALM DOWN?! NEVER!" he spun and glared at Duo, "WITH THAT STUPID RIDE AND TROWA FREAKING OUT AT EVERY TURN..."
"Speaking of which, where is Trowa?" Quatre asked. Indeed, the normally silent one was no where to be found. And then it hit Quatre, "WE LEFT HIM ON THE RIDE!!!!!!"
And so they ran back to the safari form hell, with Trowa's screams getting louder at ever step.
Animal Kingdom is the worst park, so I shall torture it!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Hey, Trowa, didn't know you were such an animal fan!!
Trowa: ...
say something!!
Trowa: ...
SAY SOMETHING, DAMMIT!
Trowa: ...Fuck you.
Thank you! Hey, wait a minute......
READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!
WuFei: Tasteless...
WHAT WAS THAT?!
Trowa: He said tasteless. Impolite to ask that of people.
SO?! DIE FOR INSULTING ME! *grabs bo staff and runs after Trowa and WuFei, tripping them several times and making them land in manure* HAHA! Who rules?! READ ON, MY FELLOW WRITERS AND READERS! READ ON!
Hell Bus Ch. 10: Animal Kingdom
After Quatre's, uh, wonderful outburst in the line of the african Safari, the line moved much faster. In less than five minutes the G-Boys were seated in a little car-train-thing right behind the driver. They weren't the only ones in this car-train-thing (whatever the hell it is!), unfortunately for those people.
"Welcome to the African Safari!" said thier driver into a walkie talkie that echoed throughout th car-train-thing in a heavily accented voice. "I am your driver this morning! Today we shall explore the mysteries of the African Grasslands. Hold on tight, because this is going to be a bumpy trip."
The trip was bumpy. Duo and Heero (who were on the ends) nearly flew out of thier seats as the car-whatever-the-hell-it-was ran over some potholes in the road. That little incident made Trowa, Quatre and WuFei have to hold them back from killing the driver.
"Damn him!" Duo tried to shout through Quatres hand, which was covering his mouth. "Lemme at him, I'll get him good!" Heero was saying basically the same things through WuFei's hand.
"To your left you shall see some hippos," the driver said through the speaker/walkie talkie. That caused Heero and Duo to shut up and look for the animals. Trowa was the first to see them, and he freaked out at the sight.
"HIPPOS!" he screamed, trying to jump over Quatre and Duo to get to the hippos. In the process, he nearly fell out of the car-thing. ARGH! IT IS NOW A CAR! Nothing more.
"Spaz," WuFei said as he grabbed on to Trowa's leg to keep him from getting out. Trowa almost made it, but then the car took a very tight turn causing him to fall backwards onto Duo.
"Get off me," Duo's voice was muffled due to Trowa's shirt being in his mouth.
"NO! The hippos..."
"Now, if you look to your right, you shall see some giraffes, gazelles, and zebras." said the driver, not being very helpful at the moment.
"OOOOOOOOH!" Trowa dived over WuFei and Heero in a pitiful atempt to get at the animals.
"OOF! Get OFF!" Heero pushed Trowa off him, causing Trowa to land on his butt.
"What I do?" Trowa got back on his seat while rubing his tush.
"Your obsession with animals is out of control," WuFei stated matter- of-factly. "And don't jump on me again."
Unfortunately for them, the driver decided at that time to announce that they were now arriving at the lions' area of the safari. Needless to say, Trowa freaked more than ever at this sight. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Got more duct tape?" Quatre asked Duo. They had had enough of Trowa's mindless antics, so Duo whipped some duct tape out of his pockets and proceeded to tape Trowa to the seat. The job was almost done, they just needed Quatre to put some more tape on his mouth. For some reason, Trowa had turned into WuFei and was screaming 'injustice'. No one understood it, so they taped his mouth shut. (A/N: Wouldn't you?)
Suddenly, they heard gunshots ring out over the plains.
"DUCK AND COVER!" screamed Heero, diving under the seat. He was soon followed by the others. Trowa, on the other hand, just fell over due to the duct tape having taped him to the seat.
"Simba one, come in simba one," a voice echoed through the car.
"Puumba five, what is it?" the driver spoke into the walkie talkie.
"We have poachers, and they have got little Red. We need you to go out and get her from the poachers before they harm her."
Trowa gave an indignant 'buk-gaak!' (chicken sound) after that was stated. Duo quickly stole Trowa's gun so Trowa wouldn't go on a rampage for that elephant.
"I'm sorry, people, but we must make a detour." The driver put the pedal to the metal and the car ride really got bumpy. After several hairpin turns and rickity bridges, they came into the poacher's camp. Soon after, they ran over the poacher as he tried to cross the road.
"Good job, simba one," the raidio mystery voice said. "You have sucessfully saved little Red. She is right there to your right."
Everyone craned their necks to see the elephant sticking it's head out of a truck. All could tell it was-
"FAKE!? AN ANAMATRONIC ELEPHANT?!" Heero was not happy that they had wasted the whole safari just to rescue an elephant that wasn't real. (jeez, it just a RIDE!) He was still complaining even after they had got off the ride.
"Calm down," Duo said, but his attempt at calming Heero down didn't work very well.
"CALM DOWN?! NEVER!" he spun and glared at Duo, "WITH THAT STUPID RIDE AND TROWA FREAKING OUT AT EVERY TURN..."
"Speaking of which, where is Trowa?" Quatre asked. Indeed, the normally silent one was no where to be found. And then it hit Quatre, "WE LEFT HIM ON THE RIDE!!!!!!"
And so they ran back to the safari form hell, with Trowa's screams getting louder at ever step.
Animal Kingdom is the worst park, so I shall torture it!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Hey, Trowa, didn't know you were such an animal fan!!
Trowa: ...
say something!!
Trowa: ...
SAY SOMETHING, DAMMIT!
Trowa: ...Fuck you.
Thank you! Hey, wait a minute......
READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!
