AN: I couldn't wait. I know I should finish the Johnny skool thing, but I REALLY want to put the Resisty back in, because I think the story's getting a little boring, since skool isn't a very exciting setting. If I write this correctly, this chapter should explain a lot.

"You guys are so STUPID!" Lard Nar shrieked, pacing around the new, much smaller Vortian ship that had been chosen as the new Resisty Headquarters. "You can't do anything right! You always mess up…stuff…STUFF!" Lard Nar hung his head as he lectured his crew. "That abduction should have been simple! It was just a miniature human! Surely the Resisty can handle something as helpless as an inferior child species!"

"But boss," Spleenk replied, sounding more confused than defensive. "You were the only one involved in the kidnapping. We just drove the ship."

"…Um…" Lard Nar struggled to find a comeback. "Well…Oh I've had enough of this!" He stomped of, partly in annoyance, but mostly in pathetic defeat.

A purple female Irken strutted up to the front of the crew, taking their leader's place for the time being. "It was everyone's fault." She shook her head. "I know I've said this countless times, but the majority of you are quite stupid." She glared at her audience. "Nevertheless, it is vital that we get that human child. VITAL! We cannot let anyone stop us." 'Especially not Zim…' She added, in her thoughts. She couldn't let that idiotic defect defeat her…not again…

"HEY!" Shloonktapooxis (don't I love typing that name out) shrieked. "I still don't get it. Why do we have to get this kid?"

The Irken sighed. "Once again, I will explain it…" She stood upright, in her explaining-the-plan position. "This particular child is filled with negative energy. Filled with all kinds of evils." She held up a fancy looking pink (pink means it's Irken) device. "I've detected it with this device. I detected even more bad energy in another source, ridiculously close to this child in fact," She hung her head with shame when she said this. "However, I don't think we'd be able to handle so much evil…Anyway, If we capture this child, we can harness that evil, and use it as a weapon, against the Armada! We have the technology, yet the humans don't." She shook her head. "Pity they don't. Their planet is absolutely covered in evil energy…But I digress…We could do an amazing amount of damage with this kind of power…" She glared at Shloonktapooxis. "Do you get it now?" She hissed.

"Uh…" The cone stared at the ground. "Kinda…"

At that moment, Lard Nar scampered back in, wearing a triumphant look on his face. "It WAS your fault!" He turned to face Spleenk. "We were spotted! You should have concealed the ship! HAH!" Lard Nar made an odd gesture with his arms, almost doing a little victory jig. "It wasn't my fault!"

"Okay, you're right." Spleenk gave Lard Nar a little thumbs-up. "You're a great boss. The best we've got."

The rest of the crew muttered and nodded in agreement, turning away from the little Irken. She sighed, glaring at the crowd surrounding Lard Nar.

"Oh by the way, your little plan you made was pretty good…uh…um…" Shloonktapooxis muttered. Making no effort to remember his crew member's name, he quickly hovered back towards the crowd.

She let out an aggravated growl. "It's Tak..."

AN: Oh yuck, it's really short. I honestly thought this chapter would be longer. Anyway, hopefully the "harnessing evil" thing was clear to everyone. If not, please tell me why, and I will do my best to make it easier to understand. Please review, feedback is always helpful. I'll continue with the Johnny skool thing next chapter.