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G-Boys- NOOOOOOOOO *fall on knees while continueing to scream* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Heeheheeheeee! (yes, I really do that when I'm outragously happy) THANK YOU!!!! You have inspired me to write more torture, just like Kurama (YYH) inspired me to paint a picture of roses!! (I am too. Want me to name all the flowers? There's more than one kind) NOW! On with the fun filled chappie of ~torture~!!!
Hell Bus Ch. 12: Animal Kingdom (the revenge of the spinny coaster thing!!! Oh yeah, and the fun-house games)
The speeding roller coaster train ruffled the G-Boys hair as they waited in line. Quatre hadn't even waited for them to catch up; he just got in line. That meant the others had to do quite a bit of line jumping in order to get to him.
"What took you?" he said, watching with fasination as the cars filled up and left the loading dock. (hey, I do it!!)
"Why you little..." Heero had to be restrained from strangling Quatre. Heero had had a little mishap while line jumping. As in, whenever he tried to cross over one of those wooden dividers, he got nailed...um...below the belt. Needless to say, he wanted Quatre to pay for his agony. Lucky for Quatre (he's ALWAYS lucky) they were called to get on the ride at that moment.
"Get in," the ride operator said, shoving the gang into the car (normally these cars can only hold 4, but in here it shall now be ~5~!!!) Wufei got shoved in first, and hit his head off the arm rest thing. He was quickly crushed by Trowa, Heero, Quatre and Duo, in that order. (what does order have to do with it? I do not know) "Strap yourselves in, I don't wanna be sued." Not wanting to get killed by this very pissed off looking operator, they quickly put the harnesses on. "Enjoy the ride."
The car was circular in shape, with a little clock above their heads that confused the G-Boys. But then again, many things about this park confused them, so they just went with the flow. The car moved along the track and started up a sort of steep hill. There were signs that were only readable as the car passed under them, and what they said worried all the G- Boys but Quatre, who was still a little out of it.
"Why does that sign say we're going back in time?!" Heero asked in a panicky voice. (Heero's being tortured today. It's his turn) They were right near the crest of the hill, and suddenly a very fake cardboard cutout of a dinosaur popped out right in front of Heero, causing him to freak out and attempt to get out of his harness. Good thing he was stapped in as tight as possible, bad thing was his harness would now cut into his gut for the rest of the ride leaving one of those sealbelt indents in his skin (you know, the freaky ones that take forever to go away...) "Get me OUTA HERE!!!!"
"Calm down, it's just a ride," Duo said in a calming voice. Er...would-be calm. Heero was freaking out too much for Duo to remain calm. "See? We're going down a hill now...WHAT?! WE'RE GOING DOWN A HILL!!!! AHHH!"
"Small hill, Maxwell, small hill." WuFei rolled his eyes at Duo, until the car started to spin (Heero: HOLY SHIT!). "MOMMY!!!!!"
As soon as the car had finished going down the incredably small hill, it turned a sharp corner. That made the car start spinning at an insane speed, causing WuFei and Heero to freak out. Soon, while spinning, they went down an even sharper hill. Then more spins came. The whole ride was about spinning, and was starting to make the guys sick. Soon, they re- entered the station and got out (after about five minutes of constant spinning). Duo tripped over the arm rest as he got out, and then everyone else tripped over him, except Quatre. Quatre leaped over the pile and landed near the exit sign.
"That was fun, let's do it again." he said as he headed for the ride enterance again. He barely made it away from the others as they chased after him. Suddenly, he stopped and the others ran into him. "Look," he said in a misty, awe-struck voice.
"What?" Duo asked, clueless as to what Quatre was talking about. He was the only one, though. The other's saw what Quatre had seen, and they, too, had dropped jaws.
What they were looking at was a gaming area right by the roller coaster. Somehow, they had missed it in their hurry to catch up with Quatre. There were all kinds of stuffed animals hanging above the games where the people were crowded.
"I want an orange dinosaur..." muttered Trowa. Next to him WuFei was talking about giant stuffed fish. "I challenge you!!" Trowa said suddenly, pointing at WuFei and hitting him in the eye.
"OW! Alright, I accept your challenge! Best two out of three!" And they were off, off to kick some major ass in the cheesy carnival type games. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
50 dollars and 45 minutes later:
"You cheat!!!"
"I did not, you just suck at games, that's what!!!"
Trowa had beat WuFei severely in all the games, and was currently carrying all his winnings. and all his winnings were orange.
"Will you give me a stuffed animal, Trowa?" Quatre was begging Trowa for one of his extra animals, but every time Trowa refused. And this time was not much different.
"NEVER! I will NEVER give up Bobo, and Fluffy, and Killer, and Precious! (for all you Silence of the Lambs and Lord of the Rings fans out there)" Trowa hugged as many animals as he could closer to him in a pitiful attempt to protect them. "Touch them and DIE!"
Trowa would have said more, but at that moment, a voice echoing through a megaphone ehoed across the park and met their ears.
"ALL STUDENTS ON THE TRIP, PLEASE REPORT TO THE CHAPERONE STATION NOW TO RECIEVE YOUR MEAL TICKETS! ANYONE WHO IS LATE SHALL NOT EAT EVER AGAIN!!"
"Uh-oh," Heero said, his eyes widening to un-natural sizes. The G- Boys looked at each other and ran off to the chaperone station before they starved.
Ok, I am ending there. Next chapter: Lunch and the line from HELL that beats all other lines from HELL!!! Will they survive and what will happen?!
Heero: Nothing involving me, I hope.
I dunno, all about how I feel. If some people give me some suggestions as to who I should torture next, I'll think of something. REVIEW WITH SUGGESTIONS!!!!!!!!! (by the way, sorry itt took so long to update, I was sick.)
G-Boys- NOOOOOOOOO *fall on knees while continueing to scream* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Heeheheeheeee! (yes, I really do that when I'm outragously happy) THANK YOU!!!! You have inspired me to write more torture, just like Kurama (YYH) inspired me to paint a picture of roses!! (I am too. Want me to name all the flowers? There's more than one kind) NOW! On with the fun filled chappie of ~torture~!!!
Hell Bus Ch. 12: Animal Kingdom (the revenge of the spinny coaster thing!!! Oh yeah, and the fun-house games)
The speeding roller coaster train ruffled the G-Boys hair as they waited in line. Quatre hadn't even waited for them to catch up; he just got in line. That meant the others had to do quite a bit of line jumping in order to get to him.
"What took you?" he said, watching with fasination as the cars filled up and left the loading dock. (hey, I do it!!)
"Why you little..." Heero had to be restrained from strangling Quatre. Heero had had a little mishap while line jumping. As in, whenever he tried to cross over one of those wooden dividers, he got nailed...um...below the belt. Needless to say, he wanted Quatre to pay for his agony. Lucky for Quatre (he's ALWAYS lucky) they were called to get on the ride at that moment.
"Get in," the ride operator said, shoving the gang into the car (normally these cars can only hold 4, but in here it shall now be ~5~!!!) Wufei got shoved in first, and hit his head off the arm rest thing. He was quickly crushed by Trowa, Heero, Quatre and Duo, in that order. (what does order have to do with it? I do not know) "Strap yourselves in, I don't wanna be sued." Not wanting to get killed by this very pissed off looking operator, they quickly put the harnesses on. "Enjoy the ride."
The car was circular in shape, with a little clock above their heads that confused the G-Boys. But then again, many things about this park confused them, so they just went with the flow. The car moved along the track and started up a sort of steep hill. There were signs that were only readable as the car passed under them, and what they said worried all the G- Boys but Quatre, who was still a little out of it.
"Why does that sign say we're going back in time?!" Heero asked in a panicky voice. (Heero's being tortured today. It's his turn) They were right near the crest of the hill, and suddenly a very fake cardboard cutout of a dinosaur popped out right in front of Heero, causing him to freak out and attempt to get out of his harness. Good thing he was stapped in as tight as possible, bad thing was his harness would now cut into his gut for the rest of the ride leaving one of those sealbelt indents in his skin (you know, the freaky ones that take forever to go away...) "Get me OUTA HERE!!!!"
"Calm down, it's just a ride," Duo said in a calming voice. Er...would-be calm. Heero was freaking out too much for Duo to remain calm. "See? We're going down a hill now...WHAT?! WE'RE GOING DOWN A HILL!!!! AHHH!"
"Small hill, Maxwell, small hill." WuFei rolled his eyes at Duo, until the car started to spin (Heero: HOLY SHIT!). "MOMMY!!!!!"
As soon as the car had finished going down the incredably small hill, it turned a sharp corner. That made the car start spinning at an insane speed, causing WuFei and Heero to freak out. Soon, while spinning, they went down an even sharper hill. Then more spins came. The whole ride was about spinning, and was starting to make the guys sick. Soon, they re- entered the station and got out (after about five minutes of constant spinning). Duo tripped over the arm rest as he got out, and then everyone else tripped over him, except Quatre. Quatre leaped over the pile and landed near the exit sign.
"That was fun, let's do it again." he said as he headed for the ride enterance again. He barely made it away from the others as they chased after him. Suddenly, he stopped and the others ran into him. "Look," he said in a misty, awe-struck voice.
"What?" Duo asked, clueless as to what Quatre was talking about. He was the only one, though. The other's saw what Quatre had seen, and they, too, had dropped jaws.
What they were looking at was a gaming area right by the roller coaster. Somehow, they had missed it in their hurry to catch up with Quatre. There were all kinds of stuffed animals hanging above the games where the people were crowded.
"I want an orange dinosaur..." muttered Trowa. Next to him WuFei was talking about giant stuffed fish. "I challenge you!!" Trowa said suddenly, pointing at WuFei and hitting him in the eye.
"OW! Alright, I accept your challenge! Best two out of three!" And they were off, off to kick some major ass in the cheesy carnival type games. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
50 dollars and 45 minutes later:
"You cheat!!!"
"I did not, you just suck at games, that's what!!!"
Trowa had beat WuFei severely in all the games, and was currently carrying all his winnings. and all his winnings were orange.
"Will you give me a stuffed animal, Trowa?" Quatre was begging Trowa for one of his extra animals, but every time Trowa refused. And this time was not much different.
"NEVER! I will NEVER give up Bobo, and Fluffy, and Killer, and Precious! (for all you Silence of the Lambs and Lord of the Rings fans out there)" Trowa hugged as many animals as he could closer to him in a pitiful attempt to protect them. "Touch them and DIE!"
Trowa would have said more, but at that moment, a voice echoing through a megaphone ehoed across the park and met their ears.
"ALL STUDENTS ON THE TRIP, PLEASE REPORT TO THE CHAPERONE STATION NOW TO RECIEVE YOUR MEAL TICKETS! ANYONE WHO IS LATE SHALL NOT EAT EVER AGAIN!!"
"Uh-oh," Heero said, his eyes widening to un-natural sizes. The G- Boys looked at each other and ran off to the chaperone station before they starved.
Ok, I am ending there. Next chapter: Lunch and the line from HELL that beats all other lines from HELL!!! Will they survive and what will happen?!
Heero: Nothing involving me, I hope.
I dunno, all about how I feel. If some people give me some suggestions as to who I should torture next, I'll think of something. REVIEW WITH SUGGESTIONS!!!!!!!!! (by the way, sorry itt took so long to update, I was sick.)
