WOW! I getting reviews!! AHHHHH!
Quatre- Why'd you do it? (refering to the reviewers)
WuFei-*on knees begging* NO MORE! I can't take no more!!!
You have no choice in the matter! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Heero- That was weak.
WuFei- That's my line!!!
Sorry, I know it was weak, but I am still sick with an incredably sore throat! Which means more insanity for you because I am technically high on cold medicine! May the hat be with you!!!! ON WITH THE STORY!!
HellBus ch. 13: Animal Kingdom, when animals from hell are done with torture.
The G-Boys were running through the park to get to the chaperone station before their food ticket was given away. Naturally, they were a bit careless and panicked as they ran through the park. So, when a small group of people jumped in front of them, they skidded to a halt and fell on top of each other in a heap.
"OW! Duo, get off me!!" Heero screamed in a muffled voice. He was at the very bottom of the pile of bodies.
"Only if Quatre and Trowa get off me!! I can't breathe you guys!!"
However, Quatre and Torwa were staring at the people in front of them in shock and ignoring the calls from under them. They only moved when WuFei, Heero and Duo stood up suddenly and they fell over.
"What's with you?! Why didn't you mo-?" WuFei's voice faded to nothingness when he saw the people in front of him. His jaw dropped like everyone else's.
(Warning: I really know these people. They do things like this on a regular basis) In front of them were two teenage boys. The shorter one was wearing a black suit with a red undershirt clearly showing. The clothing was a bit big for him, and he had a wicked smile on his face as he looked down at them. (er...up...DON'T HURT ME!!!) The taller one was dressed as the pope complete with the staff. He had a holy glow about him...well, he did...until he turned off the flashlight (Don't waste batteries!!)
"HI!" the suit-clad boy said.
"Maxima feces non est in latrina. Maxima feces est in toga.(1)" the pope-boy said in a singy voice.
"Shut up or I'll hit you with your own staff!" the suit-clad boy said while smacking the pope-boy with his sleeves.
"I'd like to see you try!" The pope-boy clutched his staff tighter to his chest. "I dare you to try and release this staff from my kung fu grip!!!"
The suit-clad boy just sighed, rolled his eyes, and quickly snatched the staff off the pope-boy and proceeded to hit him with it.
"OW! You broke my fingers and my head!!"
"Shut up! We have a job to do!!!!!!!!" Then he turned to the G-Boys and politely introduced himelf (well, sorta...). "HI! I am Magus, and I am Satan!!"
"And I am SUPER/KILLER POPE!!!! We were in this fanfic for a reason; we aren't totally random. Gooooooooo us!!!!"
"Our reason for being here is to steal some cash off the money-man!"
"It shall go to the church once we get it."
"NO!!! Slots!"
"Church!"
"Slots!!"
"Church!"
"SLOTS!"
"DIE!!!!!" SUPER/KILLER POPE took his staff and savagely beat Magus until he remembered the job they were supposed to do. "Oh right. We must get the money..."
Magus jumped up from the ground where he had been laying and stod starring at the G-Boys. Slowly, he turned to SUPER/KILLER POPE. "You hit like a wuss."
"You should see me try and throw a baseball!!"
Then Magus turned to the G-Boys, "HI AGAIN! I want your money now. GET HIM!!!"
The G-Boys were totally confused as the pope and satan ran towards them. Then they beat up Quatre, stole all his money, and ran off into the sunset (But it's lunchtime...) They did get some final words in, though...
"YOU'RE ALL PANSIES!!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Quatre, calm down!" Trowa was practically on his knees, pleading the blonde to, calm down. What else?
"NEVER!!! They stole my money and I want to steal it back!" Quatre was in scary mode ever since the mugging. He was marching off to the chaperone station (hey, ya gotta eat) and fuming about the pope and satan. Quatre was also muttering obsenities and death threats to the invisible pope and satan in front of him. Suddenly, Quatre stopped dead in his tracks, causing Trowa to run into him.
"Hey, why'd you stop?"
"Flik." Quatre said simply, an insane look growing in his eyes. Trowa followed his gaze and saw the evil ant from hell from earlier in the day. Before Trowa could do anything, Quatre was off, running towards the evil ant from hell.
"Uh, guys. We have a problem," Trowa said to WuFei, Heero and Duo. They all starred as Quatre proceeded to beat up Flik and mug him. Quatre even took the guy's costume off in order to get to the wallet. Walking away from the guy-previously-known-as-Flik, he was whistling and counting the cash.
"OK! Let's get lunch!" he said cheerfully, walking off (he has a slight bounce in his step) to the chaperone station a few feet away. He strolled up to the evil neck-biting chaperoone from hell and said, "Can room 314 have their meal tickets?"
"WHY ARE YOU LATE?!" she screamed at him through the megaphone. Quatre opened his mouth to reply, but had meal tickets shoved in it instead. "ON SECOND THOUGHT, I DON'T WANNA KNOW!! EAT NOW!!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At the forest grill (I don't remember it's real name, but it had good food!)
"Give us the chicken!" the G-Boys chourused at the cashier lady.
"Alright, boys. Where are your tickets? Thank you." she rung up their order and then screamed into the kitchen, "FIVE ORDERS OF THE HALF A CHICKEN HERE!!!!!"
That thing about the half a chicken confused them. Since when did they order a half a chicken? The answer came when they looked closer at the menu.
"It says that the BBQ chicken is an entire half a chicken with corn on the cob, fruit, potatoes, and a dessert." Duo read aloud to the others.
"That explains it," Heero said as thier food arrived. There indeed was half a chicken smothered in BBQ sauce in the center of a huge plate. Food was overflowing off the plate, and from the look on Duo's face, it wasn't enough. Heero rolled his eyes and said, "Come on, we need a place to sit and eat."
After about 20 minutes of searching for a seat, they finally found one in an asian pavilion. It was a peaceful place to eat, and very little disturbed thier meal. Unless you count Duo and his fettish for ketchup.
"Gimme the ketchup or the bird gets it!!" Somehow, he had a sparrow and was holding it hostage for ketchup packets. It didn't bother anyone else that Duo was holding a plastic knife to the birds throat. They just kept on eating. "WHAT?! Does no one care about the little birdie?"
"Not really," said Trowa, through a mouth full of corn. "They're little rats with wings."
"Don't you mean pigeons?" Heero asked, his whole face covered in BBQ sauce.
"Oh, yeah. Then what's he holding again?"
"A SPARROW!"
"Whatever, I still don't care. And don't you even think about touching my ketchup!!" Trowa snatched his ketchup away from Duo before the thief could make a move.
"Dammit!" Then Duo turned his ketchup deprieved rage on the bird. "This is your fault! OW! It bit me!" Then the birdie flew away. "Now I don't have enough ketchup..."
"You have approximately 50 packets. You'll live." WuFei stated simply, shoving his dessert down his throat. Before Duo could respond, a large group of people walked past thier table and headed to the Asia sector of the park. "Where they going?"
"How about we ask?" Quatre said. "Excuse me, where are you going? Hellooo?" He was ignored. "This means only one thing, you guys done eating? If so, let's follow them." They quickly finished thier food and followed the group to Asia. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They stopped following the group at a large sign that said "Rapid River Falls".
"What is this?" WuFei said to no one, starring up at the sign the people had gone under.
"I dunno, but it looks like it's very popular," Heero stated obviously when he saw the line. There was a little sign next to the queue that said "This line is 40 minutes long at this point". "From what we've learned in our few days here, never listen to the line length, because it's almost always shorter. Shall we try out this ride?"
When the agreement was made, they all got in the incredably long line and waited, like they were supposed to. Even though most of the people in the line were irritated, it was a relativly uneventful wait. Until 20 minutes in when all the G-Boys all began to loose their heads in boredom.
"WHY ISN'T THIS LINE MOVING?!" screamed Duo when they got to a pavilion. They had initially believed that they were near the end of the line, until Quatre jumped on Trowa's back to see over all the people. They discovered they were less than halfway there, and that made them snap.
"DUO!" screamed Trowa into his ear. He had been trying for 5 minutes to get Duo's attention, but had been ignored every time. Naturally, he got fed up and screamed.
"What do you want?"
"Your about to fall off the wall you are currently sitting on into a a creek. Now, if I know you, you wouldn't like that," Trowa said very quickly before he lost the braided boy's attention.
"Oh," Duo scooted father from that edge of the wall and continued to rant about the line's length. This all continued for the next 20 minutes. And then suddenly:
"It's a miracle! THE END OF THE LINE!!!!" Heero was overjoyed to finally get out of the 'line from the seventh circle of hell' as he had put it. He was so overjoyed, in fact, he started to do the macerana. "HEEEEEEEEY MACERANA!"
All the others, including the people around them and the ride operators, were very disturbed by this. They all worked together and tossed Heero into a raft along with the other G-Boys.
"What is this ride?" WuFei asked a ride operator as she checked their safety belts. "We got on without knowing."
"Warning: You may get wet," was all she said. She gave the all clear and they were off to the unknown water ride they accidentally got on because of sheer stupidity and boredom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Upon getting off the ride:
"THAT WAS WEAK! I'M NOT EVEN WET!!!!!!" Duo was outraged that they had spent the rest of their day waiting for a ride that was weak. And boy, how weak it was. The most water they got on them was a few drops in the beginning, and that was all. More of a tour ride than a water/thrill ride. "WE WASTED THE WHOLE REST OF OUR DAY IN THAT LINE WHEN WE COULD'VE GONE ON SOMETHING BETTER!!!! NOW WE HAVE TO GO!!!!!!!!"
Everyone else was in similar spirits as Duo. The ride wait had taken up so much time that now they had to go back on the buses and return to the hotel. All they could think about on the ride home (they remembered where the buses were this time. They didn't get lost) was the hope that tomorrow would be better.
AHHHHHHHHHH! ANIMAL KINGDOM IS OVER!!!!!
Heero: What now?
Quatre: When I get my hands on that pope and satan I'm gonna...
You're gonna what? Odds are, they'll beat you up again!
Quatre: *growling at the authoress*
Um...help? Please?
The next section is... EPCOT!!!!!!!!! This most likely will be shorter than the other sectioons, because not much happens there. I'll start writng it after I post this, but reviews are still wanted!!!!! Oh, yeah!!! Before I forget... (1) Maxima feces non est in latrina. Maxima feces est in toga: Latin. Translated means 'There is not a big turd in the toilet. There is a big turd in my pants.' Inside joke for my Latin class.
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Quatre- Why'd you do it? (refering to the reviewers)
WuFei-*on knees begging* NO MORE! I can't take no more!!!
You have no choice in the matter! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Heero- That was weak.
WuFei- That's my line!!!
Sorry, I know it was weak, but I am still sick with an incredably sore throat! Which means more insanity for you because I am technically high on cold medicine! May the hat be with you!!!! ON WITH THE STORY!!
HellBus ch. 13: Animal Kingdom, when animals from hell are done with torture.
The G-Boys were running through the park to get to the chaperone station before their food ticket was given away. Naturally, they were a bit careless and panicked as they ran through the park. So, when a small group of people jumped in front of them, they skidded to a halt and fell on top of each other in a heap.
"OW! Duo, get off me!!" Heero screamed in a muffled voice. He was at the very bottom of the pile of bodies.
"Only if Quatre and Trowa get off me!! I can't breathe you guys!!"
However, Quatre and Torwa were staring at the people in front of them in shock and ignoring the calls from under them. They only moved when WuFei, Heero and Duo stood up suddenly and they fell over.
"What's with you?! Why didn't you mo-?" WuFei's voice faded to nothingness when he saw the people in front of him. His jaw dropped like everyone else's.
(Warning: I really know these people. They do things like this on a regular basis) In front of them were two teenage boys. The shorter one was wearing a black suit with a red undershirt clearly showing. The clothing was a bit big for him, and he had a wicked smile on his face as he looked down at them. (er...up...DON'T HURT ME!!!) The taller one was dressed as the pope complete with the staff. He had a holy glow about him...well, he did...until he turned off the flashlight (Don't waste batteries!!)
"HI!" the suit-clad boy said.
"Maxima feces non est in latrina. Maxima feces est in toga.(1)" the pope-boy said in a singy voice.
"Shut up or I'll hit you with your own staff!" the suit-clad boy said while smacking the pope-boy with his sleeves.
"I'd like to see you try!" The pope-boy clutched his staff tighter to his chest. "I dare you to try and release this staff from my kung fu grip!!!"
The suit-clad boy just sighed, rolled his eyes, and quickly snatched the staff off the pope-boy and proceeded to hit him with it.
"OW! You broke my fingers and my head!!"
"Shut up! We have a job to do!!!!!!!!" Then he turned to the G-Boys and politely introduced himelf (well, sorta...). "HI! I am Magus, and I am Satan!!"
"And I am SUPER/KILLER POPE!!!! We were in this fanfic for a reason; we aren't totally random. Gooooooooo us!!!!"
"Our reason for being here is to steal some cash off the money-man!"
"It shall go to the church once we get it."
"NO!!! Slots!"
"Church!"
"Slots!!"
"Church!"
"SLOTS!"
"DIE!!!!!" SUPER/KILLER POPE took his staff and savagely beat Magus until he remembered the job they were supposed to do. "Oh right. We must get the money..."
Magus jumped up from the ground where he had been laying and stod starring at the G-Boys. Slowly, he turned to SUPER/KILLER POPE. "You hit like a wuss."
"You should see me try and throw a baseball!!"
Then Magus turned to the G-Boys, "HI AGAIN! I want your money now. GET HIM!!!"
The G-Boys were totally confused as the pope and satan ran towards them. Then they beat up Quatre, stole all his money, and ran off into the sunset (But it's lunchtime...) They did get some final words in, though...
"YOU'RE ALL PANSIES!!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Quatre, calm down!" Trowa was practically on his knees, pleading the blonde to, calm down. What else?
"NEVER!!! They stole my money and I want to steal it back!" Quatre was in scary mode ever since the mugging. He was marching off to the chaperone station (hey, ya gotta eat) and fuming about the pope and satan. Quatre was also muttering obsenities and death threats to the invisible pope and satan in front of him. Suddenly, Quatre stopped dead in his tracks, causing Trowa to run into him.
"Hey, why'd you stop?"
"Flik." Quatre said simply, an insane look growing in his eyes. Trowa followed his gaze and saw the evil ant from hell from earlier in the day. Before Trowa could do anything, Quatre was off, running towards the evil ant from hell.
"Uh, guys. We have a problem," Trowa said to WuFei, Heero and Duo. They all starred as Quatre proceeded to beat up Flik and mug him. Quatre even took the guy's costume off in order to get to the wallet. Walking away from the guy-previously-known-as-Flik, he was whistling and counting the cash.
"OK! Let's get lunch!" he said cheerfully, walking off (he has a slight bounce in his step) to the chaperone station a few feet away. He strolled up to the evil neck-biting chaperoone from hell and said, "Can room 314 have their meal tickets?"
"WHY ARE YOU LATE?!" she screamed at him through the megaphone. Quatre opened his mouth to reply, but had meal tickets shoved in it instead. "ON SECOND THOUGHT, I DON'T WANNA KNOW!! EAT NOW!!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At the forest grill (I don't remember it's real name, but it had good food!)
"Give us the chicken!" the G-Boys chourused at the cashier lady.
"Alright, boys. Where are your tickets? Thank you." she rung up their order and then screamed into the kitchen, "FIVE ORDERS OF THE HALF A CHICKEN HERE!!!!!"
That thing about the half a chicken confused them. Since when did they order a half a chicken? The answer came when they looked closer at the menu.
"It says that the BBQ chicken is an entire half a chicken with corn on the cob, fruit, potatoes, and a dessert." Duo read aloud to the others.
"That explains it," Heero said as thier food arrived. There indeed was half a chicken smothered in BBQ sauce in the center of a huge plate. Food was overflowing off the plate, and from the look on Duo's face, it wasn't enough. Heero rolled his eyes and said, "Come on, we need a place to sit and eat."
After about 20 minutes of searching for a seat, they finally found one in an asian pavilion. It was a peaceful place to eat, and very little disturbed thier meal. Unless you count Duo and his fettish for ketchup.
"Gimme the ketchup or the bird gets it!!" Somehow, he had a sparrow and was holding it hostage for ketchup packets. It didn't bother anyone else that Duo was holding a plastic knife to the birds throat. They just kept on eating. "WHAT?! Does no one care about the little birdie?"
"Not really," said Trowa, through a mouth full of corn. "They're little rats with wings."
"Don't you mean pigeons?" Heero asked, his whole face covered in BBQ sauce.
"Oh, yeah. Then what's he holding again?"
"A SPARROW!"
"Whatever, I still don't care. And don't you even think about touching my ketchup!!" Trowa snatched his ketchup away from Duo before the thief could make a move.
"Dammit!" Then Duo turned his ketchup deprieved rage on the bird. "This is your fault! OW! It bit me!" Then the birdie flew away. "Now I don't have enough ketchup..."
"You have approximately 50 packets. You'll live." WuFei stated simply, shoving his dessert down his throat. Before Duo could respond, a large group of people walked past thier table and headed to the Asia sector of the park. "Where they going?"
"How about we ask?" Quatre said. "Excuse me, where are you going? Hellooo?" He was ignored. "This means only one thing, you guys done eating? If so, let's follow them." They quickly finished thier food and followed the group to Asia. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They stopped following the group at a large sign that said "Rapid River Falls".
"What is this?" WuFei said to no one, starring up at the sign the people had gone under.
"I dunno, but it looks like it's very popular," Heero stated obviously when he saw the line. There was a little sign next to the queue that said "This line is 40 minutes long at this point". "From what we've learned in our few days here, never listen to the line length, because it's almost always shorter. Shall we try out this ride?"
When the agreement was made, they all got in the incredably long line and waited, like they were supposed to. Even though most of the people in the line were irritated, it was a relativly uneventful wait. Until 20 minutes in when all the G-Boys all began to loose their heads in boredom.
"WHY ISN'T THIS LINE MOVING?!" screamed Duo when they got to a pavilion. They had initially believed that they were near the end of the line, until Quatre jumped on Trowa's back to see over all the people. They discovered they were less than halfway there, and that made them snap.
"DUO!" screamed Trowa into his ear. He had been trying for 5 minutes to get Duo's attention, but had been ignored every time. Naturally, he got fed up and screamed.
"What do you want?"
"Your about to fall off the wall you are currently sitting on into a a creek. Now, if I know you, you wouldn't like that," Trowa said very quickly before he lost the braided boy's attention.
"Oh," Duo scooted father from that edge of the wall and continued to rant about the line's length. This all continued for the next 20 minutes. And then suddenly:
"It's a miracle! THE END OF THE LINE!!!!" Heero was overjoyed to finally get out of the 'line from the seventh circle of hell' as he had put it. He was so overjoyed, in fact, he started to do the macerana. "HEEEEEEEEY MACERANA!"
All the others, including the people around them and the ride operators, were very disturbed by this. They all worked together and tossed Heero into a raft along with the other G-Boys.
"What is this ride?" WuFei asked a ride operator as she checked their safety belts. "We got on without knowing."
"Warning: You may get wet," was all she said. She gave the all clear and they were off to the unknown water ride they accidentally got on because of sheer stupidity and boredom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Upon getting off the ride:
"THAT WAS WEAK! I'M NOT EVEN WET!!!!!!" Duo was outraged that they had spent the rest of their day waiting for a ride that was weak. And boy, how weak it was. The most water they got on them was a few drops in the beginning, and that was all. More of a tour ride than a water/thrill ride. "WE WASTED THE WHOLE REST OF OUR DAY IN THAT LINE WHEN WE COULD'VE GONE ON SOMETHING BETTER!!!! NOW WE HAVE TO GO!!!!!!!!"
Everyone else was in similar spirits as Duo. The ride wait had taken up so much time that now they had to go back on the buses and return to the hotel. All they could think about on the ride home (they remembered where the buses were this time. They didn't get lost) was the hope that tomorrow would be better.
AHHHHHHHHHH! ANIMAL KINGDOM IS OVER!!!!!
Heero: What now?
Quatre: When I get my hands on that pope and satan I'm gonna...
You're gonna what? Odds are, they'll beat you up again!
Quatre: *growling at the authoress*
Um...help? Please?
The next section is... EPCOT!!!!!!!!! This most likely will be shorter than the other sectioons, because not much happens there. I'll start writng it after I post this, but reviews are still wanted!!!!! Oh, yeah!!! Before I forget... (1) Maxima feces non est in latrina. Maxima feces est in toga: Latin. Translated means 'There is not a big turd in the toilet. There is a big turd in my pants.' Inside joke for my Latin class.
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