*stretches* Wow am I tired. Maybe I should stop staying up to watch 'who's
line?'.
Heero: YES! Do that! And maybe you'll stop making my butt get stuck in seats!!!!!
WuFei: Why did I act like a baby in the last chapter? WHY?!
Cuz you're scared of the dark. And besides, those robots in there are freaky.
WuFei: Oh, yeah.
Anyway, thank you people for the reviews as of yet, but remember!!!!!! AIM FOR 75!!!!!!! Not that far off, you know? Anyway, this story most likely will have a sequal...once I go on this year's trip!! *wink*
G-Boys: WHAT?! ANOTHER TRIP!!!!!!!??????
Uh, yeah. I am in marching band. We go on trips.
Quatre: Where's this year's trip going to be?
Well...I won't tell!!!!! UNTIL I GET MORE REVIEWS!!!!!!! Now! ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!
HellBus 15: Epcot: Mission: Hell Of All Hell
After relieving themselves in the nearest and most convinient facility, the G-Boys were at a loss as to what they should do now.
"I'm bored," Duo whined, plunking down on the nearest bench. The others followed suit, except Trowa missed the bench and fell into a bush next to the bench.
"YEOW!!!!! There's a bush up my ass!!!!!!" Trowa lept up and there were several pine needles clinging to his butt. "GET THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!" He did the wierdest little panic dance until he realized no one would help him. "Fine, I'll get them off myself," he muttered, brushing the needles off his butt. (No one wanted to do it for him. Who would? Unless your a rabid Trowa fangirl [or guy. I know one. Goes to my school. Freaky, no?])
WuFei just rolled his eyes after that scene and took out a park map. (I gave it to him this time) "Let's see, this park isn't too big. Um, we could tour the World Showcase," he pointed to the giant circle at the farthest end of the park. "Or we could try to get in line for test track. According to this map, it's the most popular ride." In the end, they all agreed to go on the test track. Trowa walked with some wincing because he missed some of the needles.
"Yeow! Hey, will someone stand in front of me so I can get these needles out?!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!" the G-boys' jaws were dropped to the ground as they watched the amazing, stupendous, all around great ride: Test Track. "THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they all pointed to a car speeding along the track above their heads. Earlier, when they had first got in line, Duo and Trowa had almost fallen over when they craned their necks too far back.
"Hey," Heero whispered to WuFei. "Do you realize we've been in line for almost half an hour and Quatre hasn't freaked out yet?"
"IT'S A MIRACE!!!!!!!!!!" WuFei whisper/screamed (have you ever done that? It's fun!!!) However, nothing escapes Duo's supersonic hearing!
"WHAT IS?!?!?!" he screamed, jumping on WuFei and putting him into a headlock. "TELL ME TELL ME!!!!!!" Apparently, he wanted to see a miracle, mainly because he had never seen one before...(But he has seen lots of dead people! That's from Episode Zero ( amanga of Gundam Wing), in case you never heard/read it.) "TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!" Duo began to shake/ strangle WuFei.
"Duo, I need AIR!!!!!!!" WuFei could barely talk now, because he was being deprieved of the number one thing that kept him alive! Fortuantely for WuFei (no matter how much this authoress regrets it) they were called into the briefing room of the ride.
"HEY!!!! LET'S GO, WUFEI!!!!!" Duo shouted into Wufei's ear, deafing him along with his lack of air crisis. Duo dragged him into the room, while the other's followed falling over each other in laughter.
"HI!!!!!! Welcome to test track!" A man on a video had appeared on the TV and was talking to them. He seemed rather insane while the woman at his side seemed to know what she was doing. "Today, you'll be testing a new car for us!"
"SIR!!!" asked the woman abruptly, looking shocked, "We use DUMMIES for that! NOT HUMANS!!!!!!"
"Well, then they are dummies for going on this ride," he whispered back. Then he addressed the audience, "Well, were going to put you through a series of obstacles today, including break checks and speed bumps. There are about 6 different test you must go through, and this lovely woman shall pick the last one!"
"Are you sure?" she asked, and the man nodded, "Ok, then. Everyone, it's your funeral." a film covered the pair, and the film was showing a car speeding down a highway and crashing into a wall. Duo and Quatre paled slightly at the sight of a lone wheel rolling across the screen. "Enjoy your ride on the Test Track!"
Doors opened to the right and everyone filed through, including the G- Boys. Well, actually they were pushed through the doors because the crowd was right behind them.
"Hey! I wanna ride in the green car!" Quatre said, starring at the long line of cars in front of them. people were constantly entering these cars, and there seemed to be no end to the line (of cars, I mean. There is never an end to the line of people!)
"No! Blue!" Heero said, immediately starring at the blue cars in the line.
"Green!"
"Blue!"
"Green!"
"Blue!" and so it continued until it was their turn to get a car. Quatre and Heero were still arguing about what color car they would get, until a red car stopped in front of them.
"Get in," said the operator. When they didn't respond, he threated to kick them off the ride. After all that waiting? NEVER!!!That got them in the car in a hurry. "Three in the back, two in the front!"
Duo, Heero and WuFei sat in the back of the red car, Trowa and Quatre sat up front. Quatre was on the driver's side on the car.
"HEY!!!!! I got a wheel!!!!!!" he tried to turn the wheel, but realized it was stuck. He continued to pull and fight the wheel until the seatbelt checker further down the line pried his hands off the wheel in order to check his belt.
"Please hold on to the bar in front of you. we don't want to be sued if one of you falls out of the car."
"I HAVE A WHEEL!!!!!!!" (gee, I wonder who said that?)
Suddenly, the car sped up the hill giving them all whiplash. It turned a very tight corner, throwing WuFei onto Duo and Heero. Then the out of contorl speeding car sped down a hill and over several speed bmps. The wheel Quatre was so proud of dug into his gut.
"Now testing the breaks," a computer voice sounded inside the car. The car breaked abruptly and the breaks locked. (not a good thing. It causes the car to spin out) The car side out of control into a series of orange cones. THen the car sped up again and breaked again, this time the breakes did not lock and the car DIDN'T spin out of control. The car then slowed to a halt.
"Never, again!" Trowa declared, looking very pale. Trowa didn't like he car spinning out of conrtol. "Wait, why are we stopped in the middle of the room?"
Heero spoke up right behind Trowa's head, causing Trowa to jump. "You remember the final test we must go through?"
"Yeah the car cra-," Trowa paled even more, if that was possible. "HOLY SH-!!!!!!!!!"
He was cut off as the car sped straight at a wall. At the last moment, the wall opened to reveal the outside track. A split second after they exited the wall, a sign passed overhead saying they were going 60 miles an hour. Next second the car flipped over the edge of the railing onto the waiting crowd below, killing all in sight!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok, that didn't happen. I just thought it would be funny. Anyway, the car stopped at the final station and the G-Boys got out. Well, Trowa had to be carried out. Heero too, because Trowa wasn't letting go of him. Which leads this authoress to wonder: how the hell did Trowa grab onto Heero when Heero was sitting behind him?! Anywho, they somehow got the two of them out of the car.
"No more, NO MORE!!!" Trowa whined, being pried off Heero's neck by Duo and the jaws of life. Good thing, too. Heero was turning blue.
"SWEET AIR!!!!!!!" Heero screamed, gasping in breathes in an over- dramatic way. "HUFF AND PUFF IN THE AIR!!!!!"
"Is he smoking something?" Duo asked, alarmed as Heero continued to be over dramatic and fell to his knees. He was still gasping in the air.
"Uh, guys?" Quatre asked, poking Trowa with a stick to keep him (Trowa) as far from him as possible. Trowa was currently trying to latch onto Quatre. "Let's go on something calmer, so Trowa can relax a little bit...please?! Before the jaws of life have to be used again!"
WuFei whipped out his wonderful map and consulted it. "There is a ride in Mexico in the world Showcase. Acording to here it's a boat ride through the wonders of Mexico. Let's go on that, it should calm him down."
Then they all proceeded to drag Trowa to the new ride, amognst his creaming and Heero's over dramatic gasps of air. Wait. Why's he still doing that? His lungs should be EXPLODING by now...Ok, now he's turning colors...Wait! I'll stop narrating that part, let's skip ahead to the Mexican Boat Ride, and warining: THIS PART IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"HOLA!!! THIS IS THE MEXICO RIDE!!!!!!" the operator said the first part cheerfully, but in the next second his whole demeanor changed. "Three in the back, two in the front, and be quick about it."
The G-Boys piled into the medium sized wood boats, Quatre, Duo and WuFei filled the back row. Then the operator pushed the boat off and the ride begun. The G-Boy's passed a 'volcano' on their left and a resturant on thier right.
"HEY!!!!!!!" Duo screamed from the front seat at the diners, "HOW'S THE FOOD?! IF IT'S GOOD, CLAP!!!!!" several people clapped for him. "THANKS FOR YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT!!!!!" he screamed as the boat passsed through a fog near the volcano, shielding them from sight. "HEY!" Duo shouted again, this time when they were halfway through the fog. "I can see my BREATH!!!!!! INHALE THE SMOKE SO YOU CAN SMOKE!!!!!" (we really screamed this, it was messed up. I know, I am insane. I'll shut up now.) Everyone inhale the fog and then breathed it out when they got out of the fog. Their breaths were little clouds in front of them, and it did look like they were smoking. Then, the music began.
"WHAT'S WITH THE HORRIBLE MUSIC?!" Quatre screamed while covering his ears.
"UGH! I feel like doing the tango now..." WuFei muttered. Then he realized something, "I don't know HOW to do the tango!!!"
Lucky for those two, the boat entered another room at that moment. And that room was filled with:
"Puppets?! PUPPETS?!" Duo was freaking out, that means that those puppets scared him.
"Hey Duo, see that skeleton up there?" Heero pointed to the bridge they were about to go under. On that bridge was a trio of instrument playing skeletons (I forgot the actual instruments). "The one playing the bass. That's your boyfriend."
"Hey! Call me!" Duo screamed at the skeletons as they passed under the bridge. And yes, there were guys in my boat and that's what they did. Don't get me wrong, I gave Duo the better looking one! See, they said the skeleton with the bass was my steady boyfriend whom I had been dating for a year and a half. I'm rambling, aren't I? I can't help it!!!!!! I SORRY!!!!!
After passing through several more doll infested rooms, they entered a calming room with a water fall. They were all relaxing and allowing their hearing to come back (Duo wouldn't stop screaming), when a girl on a video screen poped up right beside them and tried to sell them things!!!!!! (THE HORROR!!!!) Naturally, Quatre freaked out and tried to jump out of the boat into one foot deep water and drown himself. We all know what that outcome would be!
Anyway, back to the girl. She tried to sell them a drum, a guitar and the last thing was a shawl she threw around their shoulders and then FLASHED THEM!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! (sugar good.)
Finally, their boat left that area with the flashing sales girl and onto an area with...
"People hanging by their necks?!" Heero screamed, starring at the puppets revolving in a circle that did indeed look like they were suspended by their necks. Over head, lights made to look like fireworks exploded overhead. The boat went around the corner and arrived in the final room.
"Welcome back from your tour of Mexico. Come again!" a voice said to their left.
"It over!" screamed Quatre, Heero, Duo and WuFei, all releaved to get off the ride. But when they went to get off, Trowa held them all back.
"I wanna go again." he stated in a deadly tone. He freaked everyone else out, so they got on the ride. Except they didn't even need to move their butts. The operator just stuck them on the same boat and sent them off again with out letting them out.
This ride continued for 15 more times. (really happened.) Each time with some differences. If your curious about the differences, email me and ask. I might just tell you all in the next chapter if: I GET 75 REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!
There you go! The ever faithful readers' Christmas gift. Merry Christmas, and please make my day by giving me 75 reviews! I'll tell you everything if you do! Please?!
Heero: YES! Do that! And maybe you'll stop making my butt get stuck in seats!!!!!
WuFei: Why did I act like a baby in the last chapter? WHY?!
Cuz you're scared of the dark. And besides, those robots in there are freaky.
WuFei: Oh, yeah.
Anyway, thank you people for the reviews as of yet, but remember!!!!!! AIM FOR 75!!!!!!! Not that far off, you know? Anyway, this story most likely will have a sequal...once I go on this year's trip!! *wink*
G-Boys: WHAT?! ANOTHER TRIP!!!!!!!??????
Uh, yeah. I am in marching band. We go on trips.
Quatre: Where's this year's trip going to be?
Well...I won't tell!!!!! UNTIL I GET MORE REVIEWS!!!!!!! Now! ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!
HellBus 15: Epcot: Mission: Hell Of All Hell
After relieving themselves in the nearest and most convinient facility, the G-Boys were at a loss as to what they should do now.
"I'm bored," Duo whined, plunking down on the nearest bench. The others followed suit, except Trowa missed the bench and fell into a bush next to the bench.
"YEOW!!!!! There's a bush up my ass!!!!!!" Trowa lept up and there were several pine needles clinging to his butt. "GET THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!" He did the wierdest little panic dance until he realized no one would help him. "Fine, I'll get them off myself," he muttered, brushing the needles off his butt. (No one wanted to do it for him. Who would? Unless your a rabid Trowa fangirl [or guy. I know one. Goes to my school. Freaky, no?])
WuFei just rolled his eyes after that scene and took out a park map. (I gave it to him this time) "Let's see, this park isn't too big. Um, we could tour the World Showcase," he pointed to the giant circle at the farthest end of the park. "Or we could try to get in line for test track. According to this map, it's the most popular ride." In the end, they all agreed to go on the test track. Trowa walked with some wincing because he missed some of the needles.
"Yeow! Hey, will someone stand in front of me so I can get these needles out?!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!" the G-boys' jaws were dropped to the ground as they watched the amazing, stupendous, all around great ride: Test Track. "THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they all pointed to a car speeding along the track above their heads. Earlier, when they had first got in line, Duo and Trowa had almost fallen over when they craned their necks too far back.
"Hey," Heero whispered to WuFei. "Do you realize we've been in line for almost half an hour and Quatre hasn't freaked out yet?"
"IT'S A MIRACE!!!!!!!!!!" WuFei whisper/screamed (have you ever done that? It's fun!!!) However, nothing escapes Duo's supersonic hearing!
"WHAT IS?!?!?!" he screamed, jumping on WuFei and putting him into a headlock. "TELL ME TELL ME!!!!!!" Apparently, he wanted to see a miracle, mainly because he had never seen one before...(But he has seen lots of dead people! That's from Episode Zero ( amanga of Gundam Wing), in case you never heard/read it.) "TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!" Duo began to shake/ strangle WuFei.
"Duo, I need AIR!!!!!!!" WuFei could barely talk now, because he was being deprieved of the number one thing that kept him alive! Fortuantely for WuFei (no matter how much this authoress regrets it) they were called into the briefing room of the ride.
"HEY!!!! LET'S GO, WUFEI!!!!!" Duo shouted into Wufei's ear, deafing him along with his lack of air crisis. Duo dragged him into the room, while the other's followed falling over each other in laughter.
"HI!!!!!! Welcome to test track!" A man on a video had appeared on the TV and was talking to them. He seemed rather insane while the woman at his side seemed to know what she was doing. "Today, you'll be testing a new car for us!"
"SIR!!!" asked the woman abruptly, looking shocked, "We use DUMMIES for that! NOT HUMANS!!!!!!"
"Well, then they are dummies for going on this ride," he whispered back. Then he addressed the audience, "Well, were going to put you through a series of obstacles today, including break checks and speed bumps. There are about 6 different test you must go through, and this lovely woman shall pick the last one!"
"Are you sure?" she asked, and the man nodded, "Ok, then. Everyone, it's your funeral." a film covered the pair, and the film was showing a car speeding down a highway and crashing into a wall. Duo and Quatre paled slightly at the sight of a lone wheel rolling across the screen. "Enjoy your ride on the Test Track!"
Doors opened to the right and everyone filed through, including the G- Boys. Well, actually they were pushed through the doors because the crowd was right behind them.
"Hey! I wanna ride in the green car!" Quatre said, starring at the long line of cars in front of them. people were constantly entering these cars, and there seemed to be no end to the line (of cars, I mean. There is never an end to the line of people!)
"No! Blue!" Heero said, immediately starring at the blue cars in the line.
"Green!"
"Blue!"
"Green!"
"Blue!" and so it continued until it was their turn to get a car. Quatre and Heero were still arguing about what color car they would get, until a red car stopped in front of them.
"Get in," said the operator. When they didn't respond, he threated to kick them off the ride. After all that waiting? NEVER!!!That got them in the car in a hurry. "Three in the back, two in the front!"
Duo, Heero and WuFei sat in the back of the red car, Trowa and Quatre sat up front. Quatre was on the driver's side on the car.
"HEY!!!!! I got a wheel!!!!!!" he tried to turn the wheel, but realized it was stuck. He continued to pull and fight the wheel until the seatbelt checker further down the line pried his hands off the wheel in order to check his belt.
"Please hold on to the bar in front of you. we don't want to be sued if one of you falls out of the car."
"I HAVE A WHEEL!!!!!!!" (gee, I wonder who said that?)
Suddenly, the car sped up the hill giving them all whiplash. It turned a very tight corner, throwing WuFei onto Duo and Heero. Then the out of contorl speeding car sped down a hill and over several speed bmps. The wheel Quatre was so proud of dug into his gut.
"Now testing the breaks," a computer voice sounded inside the car. The car breaked abruptly and the breaks locked. (not a good thing. It causes the car to spin out) The car side out of control into a series of orange cones. THen the car sped up again and breaked again, this time the breakes did not lock and the car DIDN'T spin out of control. The car then slowed to a halt.
"Never, again!" Trowa declared, looking very pale. Trowa didn't like he car spinning out of conrtol. "Wait, why are we stopped in the middle of the room?"
Heero spoke up right behind Trowa's head, causing Trowa to jump. "You remember the final test we must go through?"
"Yeah the car cra-," Trowa paled even more, if that was possible. "HOLY SH-!!!!!!!!!"
He was cut off as the car sped straight at a wall. At the last moment, the wall opened to reveal the outside track. A split second after they exited the wall, a sign passed overhead saying they were going 60 miles an hour. Next second the car flipped over the edge of the railing onto the waiting crowd below, killing all in sight!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok, that didn't happen. I just thought it would be funny. Anyway, the car stopped at the final station and the G-Boys got out. Well, Trowa had to be carried out. Heero too, because Trowa wasn't letting go of him. Which leads this authoress to wonder: how the hell did Trowa grab onto Heero when Heero was sitting behind him?! Anywho, they somehow got the two of them out of the car.
"No more, NO MORE!!!" Trowa whined, being pried off Heero's neck by Duo and the jaws of life. Good thing, too. Heero was turning blue.
"SWEET AIR!!!!!!!" Heero screamed, gasping in breathes in an over- dramatic way. "HUFF AND PUFF IN THE AIR!!!!!"
"Is he smoking something?" Duo asked, alarmed as Heero continued to be over dramatic and fell to his knees. He was still gasping in the air.
"Uh, guys?" Quatre asked, poking Trowa with a stick to keep him (Trowa) as far from him as possible. Trowa was currently trying to latch onto Quatre. "Let's go on something calmer, so Trowa can relax a little bit...please?! Before the jaws of life have to be used again!"
WuFei whipped out his wonderful map and consulted it. "There is a ride in Mexico in the world Showcase. Acording to here it's a boat ride through the wonders of Mexico. Let's go on that, it should calm him down."
Then they all proceeded to drag Trowa to the new ride, amognst his creaming and Heero's over dramatic gasps of air. Wait. Why's he still doing that? His lungs should be EXPLODING by now...Ok, now he's turning colors...Wait! I'll stop narrating that part, let's skip ahead to the Mexican Boat Ride, and warining: THIS PART IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"HOLA!!! THIS IS THE MEXICO RIDE!!!!!!" the operator said the first part cheerfully, but in the next second his whole demeanor changed. "Three in the back, two in the front, and be quick about it."
The G-Boys piled into the medium sized wood boats, Quatre, Duo and WuFei filled the back row. Then the operator pushed the boat off and the ride begun. The G-Boy's passed a 'volcano' on their left and a resturant on thier right.
"HEY!!!!!!!" Duo screamed from the front seat at the diners, "HOW'S THE FOOD?! IF IT'S GOOD, CLAP!!!!!" several people clapped for him. "THANKS FOR YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT!!!!!" he screamed as the boat passsed through a fog near the volcano, shielding them from sight. "HEY!" Duo shouted again, this time when they were halfway through the fog. "I can see my BREATH!!!!!! INHALE THE SMOKE SO YOU CAN SMOKE!!!!!" (we really screamed this, it was messed up. I know, I am insane. I'll shut up now.) Everyone inhale the fog and then breathed it out when they got out of the fog. Their breaths were little clouds in front of them, and it did look like they were smoking. Then, the music began.
"WHAT'S WITH THE HORRIBLE MUSIC?!" Quatre screamed while covering his ears.
"UGH! I feel like doing the tango now..." WuFei muttered. Then he realized something, "I don't know HOW to do the tango!!!"
Lucky for those two, the boat entered another room at that moment. And that room was filled with:
"Puppets?! PUPPETS?!" Duo was freaking out, that means that those puppets scared him.
"Hey Duo, see that skeleton up there?" Heero pointed to the bridge they were about to go under. On that bridge was a trio of instrument playing skeletons (I forgot the actual instruments). "The one playing the bass. That's your boyfriend."
"Hey! Call me!" Duo screamed at the skeletons as they passed under the bridge. And yes, there were guys in my boat and that's what they did. Don't get me wrong, I gave Duo the better looking one! See, they said the skeleton with the bass was my steady boyfriend whom I had been dating for a year and a half. I'm rambling, aren't I? I can't help it!!!!!! I SORRY!!!!!
After passing through several more doll infested rooms, they entered a calming room with a water fall. They were all relaxing and allowing their hearing to come back (Duo wouldn't stop screaming), when a girl on a video screen poped up right beside them and tried to sell them things!!!!!! (THE HORROR!!!!) Naturally, Quatre freaked out and tried to jump out of the boat into one foot deep water and drown himself. We all know what that outcome would be!
Anyway, back to the girl. She tried to sell them a drum, a guitar and the last thing was a shawl she threw around their shoulders and then FLASHED THEM!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! (sugar good.)
Finally, their boat left that area with the flashing sales girl and onto an area with...
"People hanging by their necks?!" Heero screamed, starring at the puppets revolving in a circle that did indeed look like they were suspended by their necks. Over head, lights made to look like fireworks exploded overhead. The boat went around the corner and arrived in the final room.
"Welcome back from your tour of Mexico. Come again!" a voice said to their left.
"It over!" screamed Quatre, Heero, Duo and WuFei, all releaved to get off the ride. But when they went to get off, Trowa held them all back.
"I wanna go again." he stated in a deadly tone. He freaked everyone else out, so they got on the ride. Except they didn't even need to move their butts. The operator just stuck them on the same boat and sent them off again with out letting them out.
This ride continued for 15 more times. (really happened.) Each time with some differences. If your curious about the differences, email me and ask. I might just tell you all in the next chapter if: I GET 75 REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!
There you go! The ever faithful readers' Christmas gift. Merry Christmas, and please make my day by giving me 75 reviews! I'll tell you everything if you do! Please?!
