C'MON PEOPLE! 1 more review, it isn't hard! ONE!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: It apparently is for them.
Screw you! *drops an anvil on Heero*
Heero: @_@
Even though he does have a pint...I'm sorry did I say pint? I meant point, but a pint would be nice...Make me go even crazier, you know? Hey, anyway, please please PLEASE reach the goal! Here's what ya get if the goal is reached, yet again:
When the goal of 75 reviews is reached:
1. I shall reveal where the sequal shall take place
2. I say what else happened during that boat ride
3. Anything else I can think of that will make this story even funnier! GOT IT?! REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HellBus chapter 17: Typhoon Lagoon I: the whatever place from hell
When they got home from Epcot:
"Who called?" Quatre asked, collapsing on the bed and seeing a small red light blinking in his face.
"Um...someone." Trowa rolled over on his bed (they had seperate beds. sorry yaoi fans) and pushed the button. They listened to the voice for a second and then recognized it as being Andy, a person from school. "How'd he know the number?"
"Listen!" Duo raised the volume and they all listened carefully.
"HEY HEY HEY! Just what are you doing?" (each line is a different voice. please remember that for future reference. The G-Boy shall speak when it says their name next to the line they say. Unless otherwise noted, this is the guy on the other end of the line)
*voice from background* "Jerkin' off in the bathroom! You know, Andy turns me on!!!!"
"Joy."
"Gimme a kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *sounds of a scuffle and many smacking sounds*
"EWW!!!!! He was so close to actually kissing me!!!!!!!! *puking noise* AHHHHHHH! NOT ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!"
There was a click. End of message.
"Were they raping each other over there or something?" Duo asked, starring wide eyed at the phone.
"Would you be surprised?" Heero also had very wide eyes. As did evryone else, including WuFei. "If they call again, hang up."
"I think I'm going to hide under a blanket for a while. Get scary thoughts out of my head," Trowa was visably shaking, and they decided that was that.
"Leave the phone off the hook. No scary calls." Quatre sat back down on the bed and passed out. Damn, he must be tired!
"Good idea and good night!" Wufei said, leaving the phone off the hook. Then the G-Boys collapsed in their respective and designated areas of sleep.
*this really happened. Yepper, it did. Very creepy, considering I am female and hearing a bunch of guys raping each other was...um...scary, shall we say?* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!!!!
The G-Boys woke up to the usual screamfest from their evil neck- biting chaperone from hell. But today they also got a warning that if tehy didn't wear swimsuits, they wouldn't swim period. No! Not if it was their time of the month, which it is not! ..)
"Apparently that's happened to you before?" Duo asked with a smirk.
"Yes it has...What the hell is that?" Heero stopped and looked to his right. There was what appeared to be a long pool with several tubes and people floating in it. "Oh, wait, there's a sign. 'Lazy River'."
"I have an idea." Trowa said, looking form the lazy river to Quatre and back again. He gestured to Quatre and they all got it. One by one they surrounded Quatre, and grabbed him on the arms and legs.
"Wha-?" Quatre didn't finish. Nor did he have time to, he was just thrown into the lazy river.
Quatre: AIR!!!!!
Shut up.
Quatre: NO! I'm you're favorite, so I can't!
Actaully, I don't have an official favorite.
WuFei: So why do you pick on me?
You're my LEAST favorite. Got it? LEAST! By the way, folks, 1 more review and the goal shall be reached! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! Even if the goal is met, will you keep reviewing??? Please?
Heero: It apparently is for them.
Screw you! *drops an anvil on Heero*
Heero: @_@
Even though he does have a pint...I'm sorry did I say pint? I meant point, but a pint would be nice...Make me go even crazier, you know? Hey, anyway, please please PLEASE reach the goal! Here's what ya get if the goal is reached, yet again:
When the goal of 75 reviews is reached:
1. I shall reveal where the sequal shall take place
2. I say what else happened during that boat ride
3. Anything else I can think of that will make this story even funnier! GOT IT?! REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HellBus chapter 17: Typhoon Lagoon I: the whatever place from hell
When they got home from Epcot:
"Who called?" Quatre asked, collapsing on the bed and seeing a small red light blinking in his face.
"Um...someone." Trowa rolled over on his bed (they had seperate beds. sorry yaoi fans) and pushed the button. They listened to the voice for a second and then recognized it as being Andy, a person from school. "How'd he know the number?"
"Listen!" Duo raised the volume and they all listened carefully.
"HEY HEY HEY! Just what are you doing?" (each line is a different voice. please remember that for future reference. The G-Boy shall speak when it says their name next to the line they say. Unless otherwise noted, this is the guy on the other end of the line)
*voice from background* "Jerkin' off in the bathroom! You know, Andy turns me on!!!!"
"Joy."
"Gimme a kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *sounds of a scuffle and many smacking sounds*
"EWW!!!!! He was so close to actually kissing me!!!!!!!! *puking noise* AHHHHHHH! NOT ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!"
There was a click. End of message.
"Were they raping each other over there or something?" Duo asked, starring wide eyed at the phone.
"Would you be surprised?" Heero also had very wide eyes. As did evryone else, including WuFei. "If they call again, hang up."
"I think I'm going to hide under a blanket for a while. Get scary thoughts out of my head," Trowa was visably shaking, and they decided that was that.
"Leave the phone off the hook. No scary calls." Quatre sat back down on the bed and passed out. Damn, he must be tired!
"Good idea and good night!" Wufei said, leaving the phone off the hook. Then the G-Boys collapsed in their respective and designated areas of sleep.
*this really happened. Yepper, it did. Very creepy, considering I am female and hearing a bunch of guys raping each other was...um...scary, shall we say?* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!!!!
The G-Boys woke up to the usual screamfest from their evil neck- biting chaperone from hell. But today they also got a warning that if tehy didn't wear swimsuits, they wouldn't swim period. No! Not if it was their time of the month, which it is not! ..)
"Apparently that's happened to you before?" Duo asked with a smirk.
"Yes it has...What the hell is that?" Heero stopped and looked to his right. There was what appeared to be a long pool with several tubes and people floating in it. "Oh, wait, there's a sign. 'Lazy River'."
"I have an idea." Trowa said, looking form the lazy river to Quatre and back again. He gestured to Quatre and they all got it. One by one they surrounded Quatre, and grabbed him on the arms and legs.
"Wha-?" Quatre didn't finish. Nor did he have time to, he was just thrown into the lazy river.
Quatre: AIR!!!!!
Shut up.
Quatre: NO! I'm you're favorite, so I can't!
Actaully, I don't have an official favorite.
WuFei: So why do you pick on me?
You're my LEAST favorite. Got it? LEAST! By the way, folks, 1 more review and the goal shall be reached! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! Even if the goal is met, will you keep reviewing??? Please?
