HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIIIII!!
Heero: NOW WHAT?!
Trowa: Snow day and Delays for school.
WuFei: Huh? Isn't that when there's so much snow the kids can't get to school?
Trowa: Yep.
I'M TYPING THIS ON DELAY AND OFF DAYS!! And days where I just don't feel like going to school....which is every day so my attendance record sucks but who cares?? WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does the time warp YEAH!!!! WHOOOO- hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......
Quatre: I think she lost her voice. It just trailed away.
Damn straight! coughing Whatever! Review goal is 100, please reach it! I'll shut up now.
HellBus chapter 20: Typhoon Lagoon IV: The Final Slide That Is The Spawn Of Satan Of Hell Just So We're Talking About The Right Satan
"Heero!" Quatre was tugging at the rope around his waist, trying to get it off him but failing miserably. "This thing is giving rope burn in a place rope burn should never be!!!! Let us all go free!!!!" o.O is all this authoress shall say. Wow, proper English...that's new...
"Never!" Then he blinked and rethought that statement over. "Ok, I'll let you go it we go on THAT, say it with me, THAT ride." He pointed to the left and everyone turned their heads to look.
There was a single-person tubes slide where Heero was pointing. It didn't look nearly as bad as the family raft ride they just got off of. Then again, nothing did if you looked at it from their perspective. It wasn't very tall, but seemed to have many turns and waterfalls. All in all, they would go on it! imagine them striking a triumphant...I will conquer pose --U
"Let's go!!" Duo screamed, grabbing everyone by the arms and dragging them, literally, onto the ride. Another line of eternity later...
"Finally we et on his freaking ride!" WuFei was hoping up and down while somehow holding onto the tube at the same time (how does that work?!). "Who wants to eat barbecue feet?!"
"That all depends," Trowa began slowly, never turning his head from the end of the line where someone actually gets on the ride. "When did you wash your feet last?"
"Last night! YEOW!!! HOT FOOT! HOT FOOT!!!"
"No, thank you. Your feet would taste like chlorine and besides, no one brought the KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce," Trowa said this very quickly while leaving everyone to stare at him and his now-talkative self.
"Oh, wow..." Heero was staring blankly at Trowa. He had never heard the taller boy say so much in so little time. Well, at least no since this morning...or was it last night?!? anyway, Trowa said something very fast and that's all that matters, right? Right.
"MOVE YOUR ASSES, IT'S YOUR TURN!!!" a voice screeched behind the G- Boys. (They were looking the other way for some strange reason because Trowa is in front of them yet the voice is coming behind them so therefore they chased their tails in a circle?!) Turning quickly, they found themselves face to face with a very manly looking woman. She looked so much like a man she even had the mustache thing going on. Reason they could tell it was a woman: No man in their right minds would wear a neon pink bathing suit that goes to the bust line and slightly above but not by much...A little too much showing, one could say. And this woman scared the authoress out of her frigging mind. "ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING?!!?!?!?! I SAID MOVE IT!!!!!"
"Yes ma'am!" the G-Boys said together and each one piled into their own inner tube to await push-off.
"Nice going, Heero," Quatre muttered under his breath once the evil man-woman had walked away from them.
"Well, I didn't see him...her...it when I saw the ride!" Heero hissed between clenched teeth. If he was going to say anything else, it was lost when the evil woman-man-thing suddenly shoved their inter-tube over the side of the waterfall that signaled the start of the ride.
"I AM GONNA DIE!!" screamed Duo, throwing his arms around WuFei's neck in a panic.
"ASSHOLE!!! THE DROP WAS TWO FEET HIGH!!!!"
"IT WAS TALLER THAN THAT!!!!" Duo shrieked even louder than before as the tube approached a waterfall that dropped buckets of water onto the riders head.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" It was Quatre this time, and everyone stared open-mouthed at him (thus, filling their mouths with water as they passed under the waterfall).
As the ride came to a stop, and with the rest of the G-boys' mouths still open, they got off the ride.
"Such strong language, Quatre..." Trowa said timidly.
"Whatever, I'm done with water rides now. I'm going to go get a present for one of my sisters." Turning on his heel, Quatre strode off in the general direction of the shark lagoon.
"CAN I GO SWIMMING WITH SHARKS AGAIN?!" asked/screamed Trowa. His answer was a sharp smack on the head and ropes being tied around his waist as he was dragged around the shark lagoon to a small side shop.
"Huh?" Heero looked up at the sign as they went into the shop. "It said choose your own oyster and get a pearl on the sign out there..."
"Exactly," said Quatre, walking over to the booth where a pretty Hawaiian girl was working. "Excuse me? But how much for the pearl too be made into a pendent?"
"13 bucks for the oyster plus the charge of whatever mounting you pick." She stated simply.
"Ok," Quatre pulled out his money, picked up a pair of large tweezers looking things, and chose an oyster out of a small bucket by the cash register. He handed it over to the lady and she began to cut it open. She tapped on the oyster shell three times and then a fog-horn was blown somewhere around Quatre's left ear leaving him semi-permanently deaf.
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!!" shrieked the girl in an insane voice as she pulled out a small cream-color pearl and put it in the mounting Quatre had chosen. "By the way, this is a boy pearl, so think of a name for him, daddy."
=G-boys (this really did happen, too)
15 minutes later:
They had the pearl. They were done with rides. It was almost closing time. THEY WERE LEAVING THE PARK!!! Good for them. Only one more day now. Next up: Islands of Adventure...insert evil laughter right here
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I'M SORRY I TOOK SO LONG!!!
Heero: That intro was written almost three months ago!
Duo: IDIOT!!!! BAKA YARO!!!!
Screw you! I had big tests to study for, plus my almost-failing-chemistry- ness!!! Anyway, if the review limit is reached (what was it? Over a hundred or something? I'm too lazy to check right now) the extra chappy will be at the end of the sorry as an epilogue. Again, SORRY!!!!
Heero: NOW WHAT?!
Trowa: Snow day and Delays for school.
WuFei: Huh? Isn't that when there's so much snow the kids can't get to school?
Trowa: Yep.
I'M TYPING THIS ON DELAY AND OFF DAYS!! And days where I just don't feel like going to school....which is every day so my attendance record sucks but who cares?? WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does the time warp YEAH!!!! WHOOOO- hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......
Quatre: I think she lost her voice. It just trailed away.
Damn straight! coughing Whatever! Review goal is 100, please reach it! I'll shut up now.
HellBus chapter 20: Typhoon Lagoon IV: The Final Slide That Is The Spawn Of Satan Of Hell Just So We're Talking About The Right Satan
"Heero!" Quatre was tugging at the rope around his waist, trying to get it off him but failing miserably. "This thing is giving rope burn in a place rope burn should never be!!!! Let us all go free!!!!" o.O is all this authoress shall say. Wow, proper English...that's new...
"Never!" Then he blinked and rethought that statement over. "Ok, I'll let you go it we go on THAT, say it with me, THAT ride." He pointed to the left and everyone turned their heads to look.
There was a single-person tubes slide where Heero was pointing. It didn't look nearly as bad as the family raft ride they just got off of. Then again, nothing did if you looked at it from their perspective. It wasn't very tall, but seemed to have many turns and waterfalls. All in all, they would go on it! imagine them striking a triumphant...I will conquer pose --U
"Let's go!!" Duo screamed, grabbing everyone by the arms and dragging them, literally, onto the ride. Another line of eternity later...
"Finally we et on his freaking ride!" WuFei was hoping up and down while somehow holding onto the tube at the same time (how does that work?!). "Who wants to eat barbecue feet?!"
"That all depends," Trowa began slowly, never turning his head from the end of the line where someone actually gets on the ride. "When did you wash your feet last?"
"Last night! YEOW!!! HOT FOOT! HOT FOOT!!!"
"No, thank you. Your feet would taste like chlorine and besides, no one brought the KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce," Trowa said this very quickly while leaving everyone to stare at him and his now-talkative self.
"Oh, wow..." Heero was staring blankly at Trowa. He had never heard the taller boy say so much in so little time. Well, at least no since this morning...or was it last night?!? anyway, Trowa said something very fast and that's all that matters, right? Right.
"MOVE YOUR ASSES, IT'S YOUR TURN!!!" a voice screeched behind the G- Boys. (They were looking the other way for some strange reason because Trowa is in front of them yet the voice is coming behind them so therefore they chased their tails in a circle?!) Turning quickly, they found themselves face to face with a very manly looking woman. She looked so much like a man she even had the mustache thing going on. Reason they could tell it was a woman: No man in their right minds would wear a neon pink bathing suit that goes to the bust line and slightly above but not by much...A little too much showing, one could say. And this woman scared the authoress out of her frigging mind. "ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING?!!?!?!?! I SAID MOVE IT!!!!!"
"Yes ma'am!" the G-Boys said together and each one piled into their own inner tube to await push-off.
"Nice going, Heero," Quatre muttered under his breath once the evil man-woman had walked away from them.
"Well, I didn't see him...her...it when I saw the ride!" Heero hissed between clenched teeth. If he was going to say anything else, it was lost when the evil woman-man-thing suddenly shoved their inter-tube over the side of the waterfall that signaled the start of the ride.
"I AM GONNA DIE!!" screamed Duo, throwing his arms around WuFei's neck in a panic.
"ASSHOLE!!! THE DROP WAS TWO FEET HIGH!!!!"
"IT WAS TALLER THAN THAT!!!!" Duo shrieked even louder than before as the tube approached a waterfall that dropped buckets of water onto the riders head.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" It was Quatre this time, and everyone stared open-mouthed at him (thus, filling their mouths with water as they passed under the waterfall).
As the ride came to a stop, and with the rest of the G-boys' mouths still open, they got off the ride.
"Such strong language, Quatre..." Trowa said timidly.
"Whatever, I'm done with water rides now. I'm going to go get a present for one of my sisters." Turning on his heel, Quatre strode off in the general direction of the shark lagoon.
"CAN I GO SWIMMING WITH SHARKS AGAIN?!" asked/screamed Trowa. His answer was a sharp smack on the head and ropes being tied around his waist as he was dragged around the shark lagoon to a small side shop.
"Huh?" Heero looked up at the sign as they went into the shop. "It said choose your own oyster and get a pearl on the sign out there..."
"Exactly," said Quatre, walking over to the booth where a pretty Hawaiian girl was working. "Excuse me? But how much for the pearl too be made into a pendent?"
"13 bucks for the oyster plus the charge of whatever mounting you pick." She stated simply.
"Ok," Quatre pulled out his money, picked up a pair of large tweezers looking things, and chose an oyster out of a small bucket by the cash register. He handed it over to the lady and she began to cut it open. She tapped on the oyster shell three times and then a fog-horn was blown somewhere around Quatre's left ear leaving him semi-permanently deaf.
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!!" shrieked the girl in an insane voice as she pulled out a small cream-color pearl and put it in the mounting Quatre had chosen. "By the way, this is a boy pearl, so think of a name for him, daddy."
=G-boys (this really did happen, too)
15 minutes later:
They had the pearl. They were done with rides. It was almost closing time. THEY WERE LEAVING THE PARK!!! Good for them. Only one more day now. Next up: Islands of Adventure...insert evil laughter right here
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I'M SORRY I TOOK SO LONG!!!
Heero: That intro was written almost three months ago!
Duo: IDIOT!!!! BAKA YARO!!!!
Screw you! I had big tests to study for, plus my almost-failing-chemistry- ness!!! Anyway, if the review limit is reached (what was it? Over a hundred or something? I'm too lazy to check right now) the extra chappy will be at the end of the sorry as an epilogue. Again, SORRY!!!!
