HI EVERYONE!!!!! I'm back!!!!

Heero: Glad to know you didn't fail chemistry...

Actually, I technically did...

Heero: -sweat drop-

By the way... -action- means an action has been done! Thanks for the demo, Heero. I'm sorry I was gone for so long, but I had a lot to do. But I am back, and with a vengeance to place on these wonderful boys...

Trowa: Why am I suddenly mortally afraid for my life?

Duo: We all are.

Quatre: COFFEE!!!! -gobbles up coffee-

Ok...Quatre is on a caffeine high...

Quatre: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!

WuFei should be scared for his man-hood...

WuFei: WHAT?!?!?!

And the review limit has been reached. Oh yeah...the promised torture to WuFei is in this chapter. Enjoy.

HellBus Chapter 21- Islands of Adventure I: Don't Mess With the Authoress From Hell. Ever. Got it?

When the G-Boys got back to their hotel room that evening, all of them slept on the beds (not the floors like they always did to stay away from each other) which led to a very interesting wake up call the next morning...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! How much did I drink last night?!" Duo screamed at the top of his lungs. He had woken up next to WuFei and Heero (I'm playing on the yaoi thing right now but actually nothing happened. Really. This happened to the guys above the room I stayed in and they were my wake up call). "Why?! OH WHY?!!?"

"Shut up, Duo. I'm trying to sleep," Heero muttered into his pillow before Kicking Duo off the bed to vent frustration. "Now, thanks to you, I can't go back to sleep. Thanks a lot."

Quatre and Trowa had woken up at Duo's first, ear-drum-busting scream, Quatre had fallen asleep half-way off the bed and Trowa had stolen the covers. The yell had made Quatre fall off the bed and onto the dresser. "Ow, god damn it! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!"

Meanwhile, Trowa was hopelessly tangled in the covers and couldn't get out but somehow managed to take a picture of the three men in the same bed while saying "Look this way aaaaaaaaand SMILE!!!"

WuFei was the last one to wake up because he slept like a rock (er...me...right there...yeah...). Looking at the clock which currently read 6:30, he yelled into the speakerphone from no where: "WE HAVE THIRTY MINUTES TO EAT, PACK UP OUR THINGS BECAUSE WE LEAVE TODAY, LOAD THE BUSES AND GET ON THIEM!!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!!!!"

The G-Boys scrambled to get everything ready and somehow made it onto the buses in time. However, at one point Trowa had been almost locked into the luggage compartment, (Duo, why are you whistling like you're innocent? Don't play dumb.) and Quatre had forgotten his coffee and cinnabun. Not good...really not good.


An hour and a half later the G-Boys found themselves standing in front of a city-like area just outside of Universal Studios park complex. All but Quatre were staring in awe at the various shops, movie theaters, and restraints. Quatre was kicking people in their asses to get their butts through the turn-stiles so he could dance in the main street to that "Sweet Dreams Are Made of These" song. Naturally, his all in all pissed off mood got the people moving so he was soon able to shake his little ass to his heart's content in the street while everyone else stared at him. Did he care? When has he cared is the real question. Back to the story.

"Ok, Quatre. Let's go into the park now..." WuFei and Heero grabbed Quatre by the upper arms and dragged him into the Island of Adventure. Or, at least, they tried to.

"Where are your tickets?!" screamed the evil-ticket-taker-old-man-of-doom.

"Uh..." they had just realized that their EVIL-neck-biting-chaperone-from-hell had forgotten to give them the tickets as they had gotten off the bus. The whole bus had seen her sleeping across the last three seats snoring with drool coming out of her mouth. Knowing her, she was still there. Uh-oh for the G-Boys. "We...uh...lost them?" Trowa said unsurely, not knowing what else to say.

"What the hell do you mean, 'lost them'?!?!?! SACRILIDGE!!!" the evil-ticket-taking-old-man-of-doom screamed at the top of his lungs. It wasn't very loud, because he was connected to one of those oxygen tanks. "Why, when I was your age, I had RESPONSIBILITY!!! I would've at LEAST remembered where I had dropped the damn thing!! Why I oughta..."

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SCREAMING AT MY STUDENTS!??!" (sigh...I regret to say, she really talked like this when cranky) The EVIL-neck-biting-chaperone-from-hell had arrived: awake, cranky, and fully energized. "ONLY I CAN DO SO, AND I HAVE THEIR TICKETS!!! HERE!!!" She threw the tickets at their feet but one managed to poke Duo in the eye. They scrambled to pick them up. "NEXT TIME, WAKE ME UP WHE WE GET THERE!!!!!"

Rushing through another ticket booth to get away from the semi-clones of evilness, they could hear the shouts of the still-arguing couple.

"They should get married," Heero muttered as they ran into the grand entrance.

"HI!!!!!!!" (if there could be hearts attached to that word there would be.)

"What the f-? the G-Boys had run headlong into the photographer before shock could register and crashed onto the ground. Hard.

"My head is bleeding!!!" Duo was rolling on the ground with ONE drop of blood from his head. "I'm dieing! SAVE ME!!!!!!"

"Asshole." Heero said while stepping on Trowa in order to get at Duo. "Shut. Up."

"Ow...My back..." Trowa was paralyzed and stuck to the ground.

As the general chaos reigned in the pile of bodies, the photographer sprung up miraculously unscathed and continued to speak in heart from. "Would you like a picture today? We're having a sale! 2 half off a picture of you cute boys! What do you say?!"

The G-Boys froze in their random fight positions (Trowa and WuFei was the mats and Quatre was killing a tree) and stared at the now-christened Overly-happy-photo-guy-hell-bent-on-world-domination (OHPGHBOW for short!). "NO!!!!!!" they cried in unison and went back to fighting. The guy took the picture anyway and quickly ran away leaving them to their own devices.

"He took our picture!" Trowa screamed, getting up from the fight and knowing Duo and Heero over to where Quatre had ripped the chainsaw out to finish off the tree. He chased the Overly-happy-photo-guy-hell-bent-on-world-domination while Quatre tried to chop off Duo's hair with the chainsaw. "GET YOUR SCRAWNY PUNK-ASS BACK HERE NOW!!!!"

"Get him!" Ok, Quatre just wants to kill someone. Fortunately for Duo, he had left the chainsaw embedded in the tree. However...HOW DARE YOU KILL A TREE?!?! Bad Quatre, BAD!!!! -drops anvils on Quatre- Ahem, anyway....one they reached the part of the park entrance that turns into the park itself, they all stopped dead in their tracks and stared in wonder and...shock. Sorta. Not really, but the fact that there was more in the park then they had thought and marveled at the physical impossibility of it all.

Interlude: Ok, for those who don't know, Islands of Adventure has about 5 different areas: Marvel Comics, Jurassic Park, Toon Town, Adventure/Fantasy, and Dr. Suessville are the ones I believe are there. Each one has at least 2 MAJOR attractions. Roller coasters, merry-go-rounds (to be explained later), water rides, and the like. It doesn't look like all that should fit in the park but it does so there is no physical sense made. It was fun, but confusing. Conclude Interlude.

"Wow..." WuFei's jaw was now stuck to the ground because when it dropped it fell on some pre-chewed gum. "Uh...UH!!!!!!!!"

"What's this 'uh-uh' mean? Getting off on the wonders of the park?" Heero asked while the others laughed their asses off. Quatre produced a spatula from no where (a lot of things come from there) and pried WuFei's jaw off the ground.

"Now, now, Wuffles...don't cry..." Duo soothed. If WuFei was crying then I am the World Champion Karate Master!!! (I wish) "I'm sure that skin will grow back soon!"

WuFei growled at Duo but said nothing because all the skin on his chin really had been ripped off and it therefore hurt like hell. If he were to look down, he could see his skin still stuck to the ground. Gross...

"I think out Wuffles needs some cheering up, authoress!" Duo called to the sky. The authoress soon appeared in front of them with her notebook and a questioning look.

WuFei wasted no time in screaming "WHY WUFFLES?!? WHY?!? DAMN YOU!!!!!"

(me speak) What? What the fuck is your problem?

"Uh-oh....WuFei is fighting with the authoress..." Trowa crawled under a bench as he said this. "Duck and cover, everyone."

"I second that." Heero leapt into a bush and began to chant, "Ha! Now you can't see me!"

"Oh yeah, Heero. You're neon pink and purple shirt really makes you blend in," Quatre said, rolling his eyes. "Oh, authoress?"

Yes Quatre? Make it fast, I'm plotting.

"It'll be quick. If I don't move, will I be affected by your wrath in any way/shape/form?"

Nah. Why'd I do that to you? Go get a muffin.

"Thank you." Quatre walked away into the little bakery off to the side.

Duo, you can follow him or help me with the picture taking.

"I'll take the camera!!!" Duo grabbed the camera held by the authoress. "Just tell me when to shoot and I will!"

Gratias. Which is Latin for Thank You but not many people know that. Come here, Wuffles. It's time for what I promised earlier.

"NO!!! No, have mercy!!!" WuFei screamed and latched onto a lamp post. It had been conveniently greased earlier so when he tried to latch on he slipped off. "Mercy! Please!!! Uh... What's with that look?"

I have the perfect IDEA!!

"Not good," Trowa and Heero stated, being so glad that they were not in WuFei's shoes at this moment.

The authoress picked up WuFei and carried him to the nearest souvenir clothing shop. Upon entering, she duct-taped WuFei to the Pepsi machine and skipped to the dress section. Duo was close behind, camera at ready.

Duo, I want you to go find accessories.

"You got it lady!" He saluted and took off.

Now, I think pink floral is more your color, Wuffles...

"I agree, with a little floppy hat!" Quatre had gone into another shop and bought a large floppy hat with floral trim. He handed it to the authoress.

Nice.

"Don't forget the purse!" Duo cried, swinging a bright pink woven purse on his arm.

Alrighty-then.

Within seconds, WuFei was wearing a bright pink floral sundress that was very skimpy with the floppy hat and purse; the look on his face was a scowl. Duo began to take pictures at random. Heero and Trowa ran into the shop and took pictures with the cameras they had just bought. Blackmail, galore. And they haven't even entered the park itself yet. That's next.

"Want a muffin?"

Why thank you, Quatre. Don't mind if I do.

Next up: Marvel Comics Island. OH THE INSANITY!!!

WuFei: GET ME OUT OF THIS DRESS!!!!

Quatre: But it's so flattering on you!

WuFei: Ya think? HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Um, review, please! BEFORE I DIE LAUGHING!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!....