Thank, you, Jesse for that wonderful review of doubt!
Quatre: Who's Jesse?
Trowa: A friend of hers.
Duo: She asked if what happened in here was what happened in real life to our authoress.
DAMN RIGHT IT HAPPENED!!!!!! EVERYTHING IN HERE ACTUALLY HAPPENED, COMPRENDE?!?!?!
Heero: Comprendo.
He got the verb right! Whoohooooooooooo!
HellBus Ch. 22: Islands of Adventure II: Marvel island of Comic Book Hell
"Get me out of this damned dress!" WuFei screamed at the authoress who was no nowhere to be found. Yep. 20 minutes later he was still wearing that flowing pink sundress.
Authoress -Holds up peace/victory sign- HAHAHA! Later people! I have a Crucible paper to write!
"Why is she writing about us with all those things she does in her life AND a major paper due?!" Quatre asked cluelessly.
"Who cares? Her choice!" Trowa placed the film he and Heero used into a fire-safe briefcase and handcuffed it to his wrist. "Now WuFei can never get these photos of blackmail from hell!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!"
"Watch it, Trowa, you're beginning to sound like our insane, over-achieving slacker of an authoress." Heero warned the now-hysterically-laughing Trowa.
"Get me out of this damned dress!!!" WuFei screamed again, attempting to run in it but tripping over the fabric and collapsing in a heap. "Get it off!"
"Shut up!!" Quatre screamed, running over and yanking the dress over WuFei's head began to strangle him with it. "Now," he said more calmly, tying the dress around WuFei's neck and dragging him by it to the large group of people who had gathered at Trowa's maniacal laughter. "Come along, Trowa. You guys, we're going to start riding now. Let's go to Marvel Island, it's right there." He pointed to his left at the large green roller coaster and city-style buildings.
"I wanna ride that!!!" Duo cried, pointing at the green roller coaster. "Let's go now!!" He took off at top (Duo) speed over the bridge and the others had to move at light speed just to keep up with him. "Hurry up, slow pokes!" Duo yelled a split second later from the end of the line. Still running, the G-Boys slid into him and panted hard, trying to catch their breaths.
"Duo," Heero panted, grabbing the boy's braid and pulling him close. "You ever do that again, you will die an extremely embarrassing death by having a bazooka shoved up your ass. Have I made myself clear?" Duo, looking very scared, nodded mutely. "Good. Move, the line just went up those stairs."
Following the pack, the G-Boys moved to the back of the ride and then up the stairs positioned back there. Going up three flights led the boys to the station. Televisions above the lines showed how the ride worked. Stepping into the middle row-line-thing (each row could hold five people), they looked up and watched carefully.
The televisions showed a cartoon scientist getting onto the ride and explaining how it functioned. Every-so-often a woman's voice would give updates about the status of the 'machine' they were about to test. Trowa, looking down and seeing the old group leaving the seats, lead the group onto the train which was now accepting new passengers.
As they moved to sit down, WuFei began to mutter obscenities under his breath to the seats. It took the others a while to realize what he was complaining abut. The seats they were sitting in were a bright, vibrant pink. The security bars that came down over their heads were also a bright pink. a reminder of what had happened to WuFei and the sun dress. Cue the insane laughter, please.
"Please stop laughing and pull the security bars dawn, please," said the technician as he walked by checking the bars. (no evil one here. this guy was cute!) Obliging him, the G-Boys pulled the pink bars down and fastened their safety belts. (yes, both are on this coaster for safety reasons) "Thank you, enjoy the ride."
The train began to move out of the station and up a steep, dark, foggy inclined tunnel. They heard the voice of the cartoon scientist as they climbed higher.
"Begin experiment," he said.
"warning. warning. Gamma ray overload," the woman-updated said.
Red lights began to flash around them as they neared the opening at the top of the hill. A warning buzzer began to sound and then the car was launched at top speed through that opening. A roar met their ears as they left the safety of the tunnel. They had become the Hulk. Yes, this is the Hulk roller coaster and it rocks.
The train went down the first hill, up and over a vertical-type turn, down into a loop (the G-force there nearly made me pass out) through a tunnel of fog and then back over the standard bunny hills and drops. at one point the train stopped but soon after was re-launched at a slower speed. Eventually, they arrived back at the station.
"That was awesome!" Duo screamed, running towards the exit sign. Quatre and Trowa followed him, both grinning and laughing like maniacs. Heero was supporting an almost-unconscious WuFei. The shock of the launch was too much for him and he passed out for the whole ride.
"Pictures!" Quatre screamed, scampering down the ramp and making a bee-line for the televisions by the souvenir shop. waiting patiently, he saw their photos pop up. Grabbing the number for their photo, he went to the purchase counter.
WuFei and the others were waiting outside for WuFei to recover. The Chinese wonder was lying on a bench trying not to puke. "Wuffles, you should have told us you hate launch rides!!!" Trowa said quietly. "We went on that Rockin' Roller Coaster seven times and you never complained once."
"That was where I developed my hatred of them," WuFei muttered, clamping a hand over his eyes and taking a deep breath. "Can we go on something calmer now?"
"Yep-yep-yep!" Quatre said, bouncing back from the counter with a bag. "I know what we can go on!"
A minute later they were on the X-Men Storm ride. It was more like the teacups in Disney World where the riders sit in a circular thing and spin themselves in circles. After cramming themselves into the small teacup-like-thing, Duo and Heero got control of the spinner, which means swirl eyes all around.
Scrambling to un-clog themselves from the tight squeeze of the cup-thing (You know what? This is actually physically possible. We crammed 8 in one of those things!! So uncomfortable...) Quatre was trampled by the other four when he fell out first. Cursing them, he grabbed his bag with the photo in it and ran after them. Needless to say, they were heading towards the bathroom so they could puke. Following them was a very pissed-off Quatre (the no-coffee thing was a bad idea...he'll be like this for the rest of the story).
Seconds later a few very beat up G-Boys were being dragged out of the bathroom by Quatre to the Spiderman Ride.
"This one WILL NOT make you puke so don't run off it and trample me in the process. GOT IT?!" he screamed into their ears. Mute nods all around. "Good. Get in line while it's still short," he said calmly, forcing the group into the building.
While waiting in line, they saw the cartoon version of Spiderman. They only saw about ten minutes worth until the car came for them, but it was enough for Heero to get hooked on it. He memorized the theme song and began singing it in the car as the ride started.
"SPIDERMAN!! SPIDERMAN!! HE CAN DO ANYTHING A SPIDER CAN!!" he sung at the top of his lungs, acting more like Duo than anyone thought possible. staring at him with sweat drops, the others slowly put on their 3D glasses (Trowa had to put the glasses on Heero. He wouldn't stop singing.)
Ok people. I don't remember exactly what happens in this ride. Sorry. What I do remember is that the car tips and moves in time with the movie of Spidey kicking bad-guy ass. Kind of like you're flying around New York. What happens next takes place after the ride ahs stopped.
"That was fun," Quatre said, skipping out of the gift shop. Heero was still singing, and all of them were dragging him out by his feet.
"Hey, to get Heero to snap out of it, we're going on hat Dr. Doom thing. Scare the shit and song outa him, you know?" Duo said while pointing to the free-fall ride.
"I don't like those rides," WuFei and Quatre said in unison. "We'll go in here. Come get us when you're done." Turing, the two of them walking into a comic book shop.
"Come along, Heero," Trowa grabbed Heero by the arm and dragged him onto the ride.
Throughout the park everyone with some hearing could hear Heero yell as the ride was launched straight up into the air...
"HOLY SHIT!!!!"
Poof. no more Spiderman song. up next: Looney Toons and Dinosaurs
Hey, what's the picture look like, Quatre?
Quatre: Here. wanna see?
-Picture shows al of them as the Hulk ride was launched. WuFei's hair was undone and rippling in his ashen-gray face, Trowa's bangs had flown backwards revealing his whole face. Quatre was laughing and clapping and Duo appeared to be dancing. Heero had the bug eyes- Nice one.
Quatre: Why, thank you.
WuFei: HOW UNDIGNIFIED!!!
Whatever, waffle-boy. Please review. Please!?!?
