Hola, I am back. It's been a while, hasn't it? Well... This is going to be a short chapter because there is not all that much to in this section of the park!

Quatre: Thank you GOD!

Don't get your hopes up. Anyway, here you go. Only about two more left. Bet you can't wait, eh?

HellBus Ch. 25 : Suessville/town- hell with funky shapes

"Did someone slip mushrooms into my food when I wasn't looking?" Duo screamed with a mouthful of cement. It's amazing anyone even understood him, to be honest.

"How about drugged up brownies?" Trowa's eyes were huge and unblinking. It was kind of scary in an extremely demented way. Anyway, the drop didn't REALLY hurt him...at least not physically. "This place hurts my eyes..." Ok, that's where it hurt him. Got it? Good. Moving on.

And indeed it should. The roadside switched abruptly from cobblestone to a twisted, vibrant blue. The sign above the witching point said "Suessville" or "Suesstown" or something like that. Duo remain on the ground, so he knew up-close what color the road was, but he missed the fact that this island did not have any right angles in it. Everything was wavy, swirling and bright. There was a weird contraption above their heads, like bicycles on rails. They blinked several times before finally picking Duo back up (Trowa got up on his own) and heading to the nearest refreshment stand for a drink. Quatre dealt with the lady at the cash register while the others propped Duo up on a bench. WuFei slapped him, causing him to spit out the chunks of cement he had kept in his mouth.

"Thanks, I needed that..." Duo muttered weakly.

"Sure you did. Now drink this before I shove it down your pants." Quatre had returned with 5 bright-orange smoothies.

"What kept you?" Heero asked, grabbing the smoothie and drinking it in one gulp. "Ow! Goddamn it, I got one of those icy-headache things."

"You mean brain freeze," Quatre corrected, sipping his smoothies. "The lady at the counter wouldn't let me leave until I gave her a tip. A BIG one. I was half expecting her to mug me..."

"Why are all the people in these parks psycho?" Trowa thought aloud before looking around. "Not many rides here...Looks like the bike rail is closed..."

And so it was, because Thing One and Thing Two had gotten loose and broken it with the help of the Grinch and One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish. The G-Boys could see them running around with wrenches and breaking the machines.

"Ok, so what else can we do?" They weren't disturbed by this? HOW COULD THEY NOT BE DISTURBED BY THIS!

"Because you already put us through the wringer!" WuFei shouted up at the sky where the authoress currently was residing.

There a problem?

"Oh, boy...not AGAIN!" Quatre buried his face in his hands.

"Yes, there is! I WANT A LAWYER!"

Ok, Wuffles, just for that, you are going to get this:

The next thing out of WuFei's mouth was "KITTY!". It successfully stopped whatever the perfect soldier was going to say. The Chinese boy jumped off the bench (in the process knocking it over and sending the others sprawling) and ran to the Cat in the Hat ride. He hugged the statue of the cat and would not let go even when security guards tried to pry him off it.

The other G-Boys were lying on the ground with swirly eyes. Quatre's drink had been spilled on Duo's pants, and as the hot sun melted it the sudden chill in his nether region woke Duo up with a start.

"Waaaaa! Cold cold cold!" he screamed, beating himself furiously. Eventually he hit himself, ahem, in the family jewels and curled up in a little ball of pain and humiliation.

Heero poked Duo with his foot. "Hey, you ok?"

"Oh yeah..." Duo said in an unnaturally high voice. "Juuuust peachy keen..."

"Get up, we have to save WuFei from the evil security guards."

They ran over (Ok, Duo crawled...) and approached the king-Kong imitator WuFei, who was batting at the security guards like they were airplanes. He roared...yep, roared. can you believe it? No? Then imagine it! I'll give you a second...Ok, now you should be done.

The security guards had their tasers (aka: Stun Guns) out and were jabbing at WuFei with them at full power. Miraculously, they had no effect on him. Until Heero grabbed the nearest one, tweaked it so it could now go beyond full power, and hit WuFei in the ankle. He fell to the ground, twitching.

"You got it from here? Great. To the doughnut shop, men!" The security guards ran off without another word to the teenagers. They looked from the twitching WuFei to the guards' retreating backs and blinked slowly.

"What just happened?" Duo asked, oblivious to the looks given to his soaking wet pants from the other guys.

"I don't know, but you should dry off..." Trowa said, pointing at the wet mark below Duo's belt. Duo looked down and immediately clasped both hands there in an attempt to hide it.

Quatre began to laugh hysterically amid Duo's shouts of, "It's all you damn fault, Quatre!"

WuFei stopped twitching and said, very quietly, "KITTY" and pointed to the ride.

"Maybe it'll dry off once we get off the ride," Heero said, using common sense to the fullest. "No one'll see your pants when you're in there. And, besides, it's one of the few times WuFei has expressed an interest in going on a ride. Even if it is a childlike request."

Moved by Heero's wonderfully eloquent speech (cough cough), they went onto the ride the moment WuFei was able to walk on his own again.

They moved under the archway and found themselves in a little mockery of a forest. There were little phrases being projected on the walls, and all of them rhymed. Those little phrases made no sense so they will not be commented on. WuFei identified them as coming from the Cat in the Hat. And so they waited amongst the little kindergarteners and their parents. There was this one kid who was constantly screaming about wanting sweets and his parents kept saying no so the kid screamed even louder.

The G-Boys stared and the parents continued to fight the child. The father turned at one point and said, with a very meaningful look, to the G-Boys: "Use condoms!" And then the 3 got onto the little car with the screaming kid (duh, third member of the family) and disappeared onto the ride.

"O-ok..." the boys thought in unison. They constantly contemplated the words of wisdom until the car came for them to get on. They were thrown in by the now-stereotypical-pissed-off-theme-park-worker-from-hell; Duo and Heero in the front, WuFei, Quatre and Trowa in the back. The car sped off the entry platform and began spinning around the bend.

Round and round they go, where they stop, nobody knows. They stopped spinning through a strange fog and saw two kids looking out their window. A voice began to speak and spoke of how these kids were bored. The car spun again, nearly throwing Duo and WuFei out of the car. The Cat in the Hat popped through a door and WuFei screamed, ""Hi, KITTY!"

And so it continued. The car kept spinning through the storybook of the Cat in the Hat, WuFei constantly screaming "Hi KITTY" at every opportunity. It was going fairly well, all things considered, until Thing One and Thing Two were let out. Then the car began to spin like crazy, eventually succeeding in throwing WuFei and Duo out of the car. And they remained outside the car until the car arrived back at the station.

"Out. Now." commanded the hellish employee.

"Seatbelt...stuck..."Quatre muttered, tugging hopelessly at it. The others tried to get theirs off as well but failed miserably. Duo and WuFei were still out of the car.

"Oh well. You're going around again."

"WHAT!" but it was too late. The car sped out of the exit, past the entry point and spun in an opposite direction, flinging Duo and WuFei back into the car and on top of it's occupants. And the same situation as before was repeated for 3 more runs until Heero severed the belts with a knife so they could make a break for it.

They stopped running in front of the carousel.

"That was..."

"Odd..."

"I LOVE KITTY!"

"Shut up, WuFei!" They threw shoes, shirts, anything else they managed to get a hold on at him. But he emerged from the pile of random items completely unscathed.

"Can we go on something else?" Duo asked, face flushed with anger as he tackled WuFei into the ground.

"How about just one more before we eat dinner? Like that one," Trowa pointed at the carousel. It was calm, moved very slowly in a circle and there were no cats on it at all. So, shrugging, they got on it.

And...Nothing happened. Who saw that coming, eh! How can anything weird happen on a carousel that is checked every three seconds?

They got off the ride and walked into a little cafe for some pastries before deciding what to do next. Ok, actually, they stopped to pick up their meal tickets from the screaming Chaperone from hell (her evil twin sister, to be honest. The other one was thrown in the looney bin earlier in the day apparently.) THEN went to the cafe thing.

Ok, that's it. It's short. Who cares? And stupid. Yet again, who cares? Review if you are really bored or you just like random stories. You know what? Just review, please.