Disclaimer: I own Snape!!! No stipin, I'm just kidding. However I do love Snape.
Author's Note: This fic' will be good for both Snape lovers AND hater's on the account that he eventuall suffers embarassment. It will get funny soon, I promise. This is the first fan fiction I've ever attempted to write so go easy on me. Please read and review, I'll be so happy.
Blackmail On Snape
Chapter 1: Look What We Found
Fred and George had been home from Hogwarts for two weeks now. This summer was boring; there was noting to do at home. They decided to buy a couple of those muggle recorder things. Mrs. Weasley was sick of them turning the camera on her so she said "Go play with that...... thing on the train station or something." So they did.
The Twins were having a great time at the train station. "We'll have to thank mom for this!" George said.
"Yeah-"
"Shhh. Babe at nine o clock!"
"Oh wow. She's HOT!!!" Fred said, drooling.
They were looking at a beautiful witch in muggle cloths. Light blue jeans and a tight shirt that fitted her perfectly. The top few buttons were open but it wasn't like she was a hussy. She was just... gorgeous. She had long wavy brown haoir and a bit of a tan.
"Where's the 'Zoom in' button?" Fred asked.
"At the side."
When they got all the angles of her that they wanted on the girl they turned their camera's off.
"George, we shoulg split up. We'll get more that way."
"Goog idea,Fred. See ya' later."
"Bye." Wih that Fred walked away.
It had been about an hour and George's tape was running out.
'I'd better change this thing,' he thought. Just as he got the new tape into place, the train pulled up into station.
He heard a man shout "LAST STOP. PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4"
George taped the people getting off the train, zooming in on all the hot witches. He saw something out of the corner of his eye and he turned to it.
"SHIT!!!" he muttered under his breath and dived behind a pillar. "Why the hell is Snape comming home NOW? School ended two weeks ago." He pased. He froze. "NO... WAY. He wasn't in muggle cloths." George looked out from behind the pillar. Snape WAS wearing muggle cloths. "This is way freaky," he said, his camera still running. He could see Snape wearing a pair of tight black jeans and, from what he could see, a white t- shirt under a navy jumper. All of this put together was NOT the weirdest thing. The WEIRDET thing was his hair. His hair was tied back - into a... ponytail, a slick, tidy, clean and shiny ponytail. George didn't hesitate to use his camera. He followed his despised Potion's Master for quite some time. Little did he know that his brother, Fred, was doing the same thing. Little did they both know that it would turn out to be the biggest piece of blackmail they were likely to get in their lifetimes. AND on Snape!!!
Each twin went to find the other. They didn't nedd to tell each other what they had gotten because they both had huge grins on their faces.
"This year's going to be fun," they said in unison. They had identical evil grins on their faces.
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