Disclaimer: Not one Harry Potter character is owned my me... Not one... or
any at all.
Author's Note: As you know, I've had a little cough writer's block. So thanks to all the reviewers who helped just by letting me know there were still people put there:
Loraliant Angelisa Snape: Go with my heart, eh? If I did that I'd be on the next plane to London, stalking Alan Rickman. Well, here's the 'more' you were looking for. I hope it's good enough... For now.
Angel4eva3: Thanks. It's good to know there are still people out there reading this. Hmmm, I think I'll maybe use both your suggestions. Thanks for the help, it gave me a few brain waves, they hurt, I haven't used them in a while (no school).
Shini the Graver: Thanks for the confidence boost.
Just A Fan: Keen, are you? I'll see what I can do.
Blackmail On Snape
Chapter 6: A Bitter Revenge
"Attention, people! Attention!" George stood on a table in the Gryffindor common room. Fred stood up next to him. "We have an announcement to make," he said.
"An announcement?" a first year asked.
"Yeah. As in we're going to announce something," George shot at the first year. "Before the summer some of you made some... special requests. And I know it's been a bit long but we've been VERY busy." "With another project," Fred finished. "Well we've got them finished so could the guys, you know who you are, tell the guys from the other houses that we'll be sending them letters telling them where to meet us."
"'Bout time too," Lee Jordan shouted out.
A good few people laughed.
"Well that's all except to say that the fake wands are gone up by two knuts."
Fred and George spent the morning writing out the letters for their clients:
"Dear
We have not forgotten your request for you know what. We are writing to inform you of our plans for our Girls, Girls, Girls night. If you know of any other guys who would be interested in this then bring them along. Girls with a taste for other girls are also welcome.
The cost is four galleons per person. It will take place on the night of October 31st. 2.00a.m. We'll meet you in the Great Hall and take you from there.
We hope to see you there.
Sincerely, Your suppliers."
They sent them out that afternoon and then checked that all their equipment was working properly.
"This'll be good," Fred said.
"Yeah, and we'll be rich!" George smiled.
"What are we going to do about Snape?"
"Nothing yet. We'll deal with him when we find something we need from him."
After the Halloween feast the Weasley Twins left to make sure they had everything ready.
At 1.50a.m. Fred and George were sitting in the Great Hall after setting up a projector and the roll of film in another room.
At 2.10a.m. people had stopped coming into the hall.
"Ah. I see everyone is here," Fred said.
"And a few more. Slytherin's included," Lee said
"Is the plan in action?" George asked.
"Yeah. 'Operation - Filter - Out - Tattle Tales - And Wuss's' underway," Lee answered.
Ten minutes later.....
"Fred, George. I got out all the snitch's and girls that shouldn't be here," Lee said, running up to the twins.
"Thanks Lee," the twins said in unison.
"The large (about forty) group of guys (and a hand full of girls) were all in a very dark corner of the Great Hall whispering. "It's about bloody time they got this done," "Took way too long," "At least they're finished now," "We'd better get our money's worth." The whispers ceased when Fred and George skirted around the hall to where the group were gathered.
"Sorry for the delay in our workmanship. We have been very busy," George said in a loud whisper.
"And for making you all wait here," Fred added.
There were angry protests so they had to explain.
"But you do understand the need for my brother and I to do this. This was the only fairly safe place to congregate before we head off to where we'll be viewing it. The teacher's don't think students would be stupid enough to hang around in an open place like the Great Hall after hours, so they generally avoid it when on patrol duty."
"But why did we have to meet here first? Why didn't you just tell us where we were seeing it in the letters?" someone in the crowd asked.
"Because there will always be some people who come just to rat on us. AND it could have been intercepted. That would mean all of YOU getting punished too if they slipped out while nobody was looking. We were right too. Lee had to throw out three people."
A few people laughed at this.
George spoke up again. "So now we proceed in groups of five. The first five will be coming with me. That will be the first five who requested this." He looked at a list. "Browne - Gryffindor, Marley - Gryffindor, Heaney - Ravenclaw, Thomson - Gryffindor and myself. Obviously Gryffindor."
Fred continued. "I'll be taking the second group by a different route." He, too, looked at a list. "That would be O Moore - Gryffindor, Flint - Slytherin, Preston - Hufflepuff, Malfoy - Slytherin... Malfoy? Hello, good to see you. And me, also a Gryffindor," he added for a laugh.
"We'll be coming back one by one for the rest. Pay up now because we don't want anyone sneaking in for free. And NO I.O.U.'s."
"This will take about an hour so if all goes well we should be started at about... 3.30. Is that right George?"
"It most certainly is, Fred."
At 3.30
"We all here? Good. I'll just get this thing started then."
Fred started up the projector and pressed the button to play it. Two hours later their 'clients' - namely the hormonal driven teenage boys - eyes were glued to the projection screen. Stunningly beautiful and sexy women were caught on film by the Weasley Twins. They had somehow managed to sneak into a shoot with underwear models as well as some 'ordinary' sexy woman.
The woman at the train station with the blue jeans and perfectly fitting tight shirt that they were drooling over was on screen when the door of the room of requirements burst open. The screen froze in a close the of the woman's breast's. Their visitor stood there staring dumbly at the screen in total shock. It was Snape and he didn't look as though he had expected anyone to be in the room. He quickly snapped out of his daze and glared at the students who were now all standing. They were still frozen in shock and fear that Snape would personally torture and kill each of them.
"Everyone get the hell back to your dorms before I hang you by your thumbs in Filch's office." They all stood there like arsewipes, not realizing that they were getting away with being there. "NOW....... except the two Weasley's," he sneered, standing right in front of them.
The students walked quickly out of the room, they were afraid that he'd keep them back if they ran. A student bashed roughly into Snape and knock him into the twins. He grabbed the student by the collar and pulled him back. "Malfoy? What are YOU doing here for Merlin's sake?"
"Professor S- Snape. I...eh...I was..." he stammered.
"What will your father say?"
"Oh god. He'll... Please don't..."
"Get out of my sight."
"Yes, Professor Snape sir." Then Malfoy ran for his life, hoping like hell that his father wouldn't be informed."
Snape turned back to the twins and said "Follow me." With that he sweeped out of the room, his robes billowing out behind him. The twins followed behind him. They weren't to nervous because they had their blackmail on their greasy haired Potion's Master, however, one could not be oblivious to the fact that Snape was, by nature, an angry and spiteful man and now he a reason to have them kicked out of the school.
He led them, not to his own office as the twins had thought, but in front of a stone gargoyle - to Albus Dumbledore. This was bad. They couldn't blackmail Snape in front of the Headmaster. They could just see it now 'Mr's Weasley. Where did you come apon this piece of information on my Potion's Master? Do you intend to use it as blackmail?' ' Why yes we do professor. And we came apon this 'piece of information' purely by chance. He saw Snape at the train station and followed him, invading his privacy.' 'Well you can get out of the fact that you were parading women after hours with the blackmail but I'm afraid that I have to toss you out for invading a teacher's personal space. Good bye and have a nice life," he will say with twinkling eyes.
Snape seemed to be thinking along the same lines because he smiled triumphantly at them. "Gummy Bears," Snape said and the gargoyle sprung open. "In," he said simply.
The twins stepped in with Snape right behind them. The stairway inside the gargoyle turned as it raised up to where Fred and George could feel their impending doom.
When they got off the stairs they followed their considerably happier Potion's professor. He moved to the side and they saw the Headmaster already sitting at his desk. His eyes were twinkling merrily. "Hello to you all. What brings you to my office at this early hour?"
"Business not pleasure, Headmaster," Snape stated.
"As always, Severus. What can I do for you?" he repeated.
"I caught these trouble makers in the Room of Requirements just a few minutes ago."
"Why did you need to be there, Severus? Does he need..." The headmaster didn't finish the sentence. Snape merely nodded.
Dumbledore watched the Weasley Twins 'film' half embarrassed. There was a look of amusement on his face as the woman they had been drooling over just before the close up came on screen. He looked at the Potions Master, who looked ready to explode, when it turned off. The corners of his mouth twitched as he tried not to laugh at Snape, he always had found the Potions Master's 'hissy fits' comical.
After a hefty discussion on what their punishment should be, Dumbledore spoke again.
"I don't really think this is grounds for expulsion, Severus. Detention should suffice, every Friday night with Mr. Filch for one month."
"But, Headmaster... They... It... It was practically pornography."
"Severus. I don't think there was any harm done. They are getting punished for being out after hours and that's all. You all better get some sleep. See you at breakfast."
Snape was fuming when they left the office. The twins were on cloud nine. He started to walk away but turned back suddenly and was apon them in seconds. He bent right down to their faces to intimidate them further.
"Do not let me catch you out after hours again and do not cross me or you will be sorely punished," Snape said in a low, dangerous whisper.
When he straightened up again, one of them said "Wouldn't dream of it Severus." Snape glared at both of them, not knowing which of them had spoken and not really caring either. If looks could kill they would have been dead years ago but with this look they would have died thirty times over. Then he stalked off.
Fred and George smiled at each other in triumph. Snape's attempt at revenge had turned bitter.
This was a bit weird but as I said - I was stuck.
Please review with comments and suggestions.
I have another story "Just A Dream" if anyone is willing to read it. If you do could you please review?
Author's Note: As you know, I've had a little cough writer's block. So thanks to all the reviewers who helped just by letting me know there were still people put there:
Loraliant Angelisa Snape: Go with my heart, eh? If I did that I'd be on the next plane to London, stalking Alan Rickman. Well, here's the 'more' you were looking for. I hope it's good enough... For now.
Angel4eva3: Thanks. It's good to know there are still people out there reading this. Hmmm, I think I'll maybe use both your suggestions. Thanks for the help, it gave me a few brain waves, they hurt, I haven't used them in a while (no school).
Shini the Graver: Thanks for the confidence boost.
Just A Fan: Keen, are you? I'll see what I can do.
Blackmail On Snape
Chapter 6: A Bitter Revenge
"Attention, people! Attention!" George stood on a table in the Gryffindor common room. Fred stood up next to him. "We have an announcement to make," he said.
"An announcement?" a first year asked.
"Yeah. As in we're going to announce something," George shot at the first year. "Before the summer some of you made some... special requests. And I know it's been a bit long but we've been VERY busy." "With another project," Fred finished. "Well we've got them finished so could the guys, you know who you are, tell the guys from the other houses that we'll be sending them letters telling them where to meet us."
"'Bout time too," Lee Jordan shouted out.
A good few people laughed.
"Well that's all except to say that the fake wands are gone up by two knuts."
Fred and George spent the morning writing out the letters for their clients:
"Dear
We have not forgotten your request for you know what. We are writing to inform you of our plans for our Girls, Girls, Girls night. If you know of any other guys who would be interested in this then bring them along. Girls with a taste for other girls are also welcome.
The cost is four galleons per person. It will take place on the night of October 31st. 2.00a.m. We'll meet you in the Great Hall and take you from there.
We hope to see you there.
Sincerely, Your suppliers."
They sent them out that afternoon and then checked that all their equipment was working properly.
"This'll be good," Fred said.
"Yeah, and we'll be rich!" George smiled.
"What are we going to do about Snape?"
"Nothing yet. We'll deal with him when we find something we need from him."
After the Halloween feast the Weasley Twins left to make sure they had everything ready.
At 1.50a.m. Fred and George were sitting in the Great Hall after setting up a projector and the roll of film in another room.
At 2.10a.m. people had stopped coming into the hall.
"Ah. I see everyone is here," Fred said.
"And a few more. Slytherin's included," Lee said
"Is the plan in action?" George asked.
"Yeah. 'Operation - Filter - Out - Tattle Tales - And Wuss's' underway," Lee answered.
Ten minutes later.....
"Fred, George. I got out all the snitch's and girls that shouldn't be here," Lee said, running up to the twins.
"Thanks Lee," the twins said in unison.
"The large (about forty) group of guys (and a hand full of girls) were all in a very dark corner of the Great Hall whispering. "It's about bloody time they got this done," "Took way too long," "At least they're finished now," "We'd better get our money's worth." The whispers ceased when Fred and George skirted around the hall to where the group were gathered.
"Sorry for the delay in our workmanship. We have been very busy," George said in a loud whisper.
"And for making you all wait here," Fred added.
There were angry protests so they had to explain.
"But you do understand the need for my brother and I to do this. This was the only fairly safe place to congregate before we head off to where we'll be viewing it. The teacher's don't think students would be stupid enough to hang around in an open place like the Great Hall after hours, so they generally avoid it when on patrol duty."
"But why did we have to meet here first? Why didn't you just tell us where we were seeing it in the letters?" someone in the crowd asked.
"Because there will always be some people who come just to rat on us. AND it could have been intercepted. That would mean all of YOU getting punished too if they slipped out while nobody was looking. We were right too. Lee had to throw out three people."
A few people laughed at this.
George spoke up again. "So now we proceed in groups of five. The first five will be coming with me. That will be the first five who requested this." He looked at a list. "Browne - Gryffindor, Marley - Gryffindor, Heaney - Ravenclaw, Thomson - Gryffindor and myself. Obviously Gryffindor."
Fred continued. "I'll be taking the second group by a different route." He, too, looked at a list. "That would be O Moore - Gryffindor, Flint - Slytherin, Preston - Hufflepuff, Malfoy - Slytherin... Malfoy? Hello, good to see you. And me, also a Gryffindor," he added for a laugh.
"We'll be coming back one by one for the rest. Pay up now because we don't want anyone sneaking in for free. And NO I.O.U.'s."
"This will take about an hour so if all goes well we should be started at about... 3.30. Is that right George?"
"It most certainly is, Fred."
At 3.30
"We all here? Good. I'll just get this thing started then."
Fred started up the projector and pressed the button to play it. Two hours later their 'clients' - namely the hormonal driven teenage boys - eyes were glued to the projection screen. Stunningly beautiful and sexy women were caught on film by the Weasley Twins. They had somehow managed to sneak into a shoot with underwear models as well as some 'ordinary' sexy woman.
The woman at the train station with the blue jeans and perfectly fitting tight shirt that they were drooling over was on screen when the door of the room of requirements burst open. The screen froze in a close the of the woman's breast's. Their visitor stood there staring dumbly at the screen in total shock. It was Snape and he didn't look as though he had expected anyone to be in the room. He quickly snapped out of his daze and glared at the students who were now all standing. They were still frozen in shock and fear that Snape would personally torture and kill each of them.
"Everyone get the hell back to your dorms before I hang you by your thumbs in Filch's office." They all stood there like arsewipes, not realizing that they were getting away with being there. "NOW....... except the two Weasley's," he sneered, standing right in front of them.
The students walked quickly out of the room, they were afraid that he'd keep them back if they ran. A student bashed roughly into Snape and knock him into the twins. He grabbed the student by the collar and pulled him back. "Malfoy? What are YOU doing here for Merlin's sake?"
"Professor S- Snape. I...eh...I was..." he stammered.
"What will your father say?"
"Oh god. He'll... Please don't..."
"Get out of my sight."
"Yes, Professor Snape sir." Then Malfoy ran for his life, hoping like hell that his father wouldn't be informed."
Snape turned back to the twins and said "Follow me." With that he sweeped out of the room, his robes billowing out behind him. The twins followed behind him. They weren't to nervous because they had their blackmail on their greasy haired Potion's Master, however, one could not be oblivious to the fact that Snape was, by nature, an angry and spiteful man and now he a reason to have them kicked out of the school.
He led them, not to his own office as the twins had thought, but in front of a stone gargoyle - to Albus Dumbledore. This was bad. They couldn't blackmail Snape in front of the Headmaster. They could just see it now 'Mr's Weasley. Where did you come apon this piece of information on my Potion's Master? Do you intend to use it as blackmail?' ' Why yes we do professor. And we came apon this 'piece of information' purely by chance. He saw Snape at the train station and followed him, invading his privacy.' 'Well you can get out of the fact that you were parading women after hours with the blackmail but I'm afraid that I have to toss you out for invading a teacher's personal space. Good bye and have a nice life," he will say with twinkling eyes.
Snape seemed to be thinking along the same lines because he smiled triumphantly at them. "Gummy Bears," Snape said and the gargoyle sprung open. "In," he said simply.
The twins stepped in with Snape right behind them. The stairway inside the gargoyle turned as it raised up to where Fred and George could feel their impending doom.
When they got off the stairs they followed their considerably happier Potion's professor. He moved to the side and they saw the Headmaster already sitting at his desk. His eyes were twinkling merrily. "Hello to you all. What brings you to my office at this early hour?"
"Business not pleasure, Headmaster," Snape stated.
"As always, Severus. What can I do for you?" he repeated.
"I caught these trouble makers in the Room of Requirements just a few minutes ago."
"Why did you need to be there, Severus? Does he need..." The headmaster didn't finish the sentence. Snape merely nodded.
Dumbledore watched the Weasley Twins 'film' half embarrassed. There was a look of amusement on his face as the woman they had been drooling over just before the close up came on screen. He looked at the Potions Master, who looked ready to explode, when it turned off. The corners of his mouth twitched as he tried not to laugh at Snape, he always had found the Potions Master's 'hissy fits' comical.
After a hefty discussion on what their punishment should be, Dumbledore spoke again.
"I don't really think this is grounds for expulsion, Severus. Detention should suffice, every Friday night with Mr. Filch for one month."
"But, Headmaster... They... It... It was practically pornography."
"Severus. I don't think there was any harm done. They are getting punished for being out after hours and that's all. You all better get some sleep. See you at breakfast."
Snape was fuming when they left the office. The twins were on cloud nine. He started to walk away but turned back suddenly and was apon them in seconds. He bent right down to their faces to intimidate them further.
"Do not let me catch you out after hours again and do not cross me or you will be sorely punished," Snape said in a low, dangerous whisper.
When he straightened up again, one of them said "Wouldn't dream of it Severus." Snape glared at both of them, not knowing which of them had spoken and not really caring either. If looks could kill they would have been dead years ago but with this look they would have died thirty times over. Then he stalked off.
Fred and George smiled at each other in triumph. Snape's attempt at revenge had turned bitter.
This was a bit weird but as I said - I was stuck.
Please review with comments and suggestions.
I have another story "Just A Dream" if anyone is willing to read it. If you do could you please review?
