Disclaimer: I own not these characters. I heard that there's another chance to buy Alan Rickman on eBay though. I'm gonna' try for that. Hold please…. …. ….

damn, I just lost to this 90 year old rich lady. Oh well. Maybe next time.

Author's Note: I know I haven't updated this since the end of last July and I'm really, really sorry. I've had loads of howlers coming at my email inbox and someone (cough, Rickmaniac, cough) gave me a right kick up the ass and said she'd stop reading my stories if I didn't update this one next… but that didn't work so she handcuffed me to the keyboard and stopped making me laugh. I miss her jokes and chat so here's the update.

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Chapter 7: Tehehe

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Snape was fuming when they left the office. The twins were on cloud nine. He started to walk away but turned back suddenly and was upon them in seconds. He bent right down to their faces to intimidate them further. "Do not let me catch you out after hours again and do not cross me or you will be sorely punished," Snape said in a low, dangerous whisper. When he straightened up again, one of them said "Wouldn't dream of it Severus." Snape glared at both of them, not knowing which of them had spoken and not really caring either. If looks could kill they would have been dead years ago but with this look they would have died thirty times over. Then he stalked off. Fred and George smiled at each other in triumph. Snape's attempt at revenge had turned bitter.

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As soon as Snape was out of ear shot, the Twins let out a sigh of relief.

George smiled. "Dear auld' Severus didn't even compliment my camera badge," he said in a posh English accent.

"Upon my word George, you devious old chap. I didn't even notice it myself," Fred mimicked. The two burst out laughing. "You didn't tell me you were testing our Magically Muggle Cameras."

"Forgive me bruv, I forgot I had it on my robes."

The Twins took a few secret passageways to get to their dormitories faster. They wanted to see if their new device worked. This new device of there's was a tiny muggle camera hidden on a simple badge. It worked, obviously, by magical means.

"It's totally blurred," Fred complained.

"Not totally," George said in desperation. "You can just make out Snape there. See?"

"No. that's a shadow!"

"Well Snape's practically a shadow."

"The sound isn't to great either."

They sighed at the same time.

A few weeks and many experiments later, the tiny camera was working. Well, kind of. It only gave sound but that would do for now. They put the picture on hold in favour of working on other pranks. That's how they kept things flowing, you see. If they were stuck, they would go on to another thing and come back to it later on.

It was their Christmas break, near the end of it, and they were bored. The sound recording badges were on but there was nobody to record. Of course at 12.30am there usually wasn't.

They were both flopped onto chairs, almost sliding onto the floor, when George had an idea. "Want to go see if there are any drunks coming from the pub?"

"Yeah," Fred's face lit up. "That'd be class. I'll get our wands, you get the map."

"Right-o."

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1.30 a.m.

The Twins looked about the far side of Hogsmeath, where all the houses and pubs were. They recorded one or two wizards they knew, for trading purposes of course, and decided to head back. There wasn't anyone of real interest about.

"This was such a wast-"

"Shhh," Fred put his finger to his lips.

They both swallowed their Vanishing potion and crept closer to see who it was.

The first thing they heard was a woman giggling.

"Hey, that's that witch from the train station again," Fred whispered. She was the one giggling. The witch was very drunk and was falling over her partner who wasn't holding up to well either.

The wizard chuckled and kissed her full on right in the middle of the street.

"Blimy Fred. That's Snape!"

"No chance. That bloke's bloody steamed." They crept forward for a closer look and heard the two whispering to each other.

"Sevvie-poo." More giggling. "You got the sexiest ass ever in the world."

"No you do," 'Snape' said.

"You let your hair grow long again. I'll cut it when we get back."

"No chance. You toooooo drunk to cut my head," he slurred.

"So. You're drunk too!" the witch taunted.

Snape tripped over the pathway "I am not drunk. I'm steamed." He pointed to himself with his thumb.

Fred and George were practically rolling around laughing. "Blimy, that was Snape."

"And he was PISSED!" George said, choking on his laughter.

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Back in the common room, the Twins were still laughing at what they had seen.

"I still can't believe it. Snape out getting pissed with a woman."

"What I can't believe is that he apparently had 'the sexiest ass ever' according to that sexy witch," George replied.

"I know. Tehehe.

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