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~Chapter 4: How to offend a woman.~
The two ran closer and finally got to her. "Hey hot stuff, don't run off again, ok?" Cobra raised an eyebrow. "And why should I listen to you? What can you do to me?" She turned her head back to the tent that she was going to go check out.
Ning put his hand through his hair, smirked, and put an arm around Cobra. "Well then, I'll have to punish you. You know, the basic stuff like whipping and such." He winked at her.
Cobra rolled her eyes and brushed his arm off of her. "I think I got Xingba germs. Lu Xun, do you have medications for it?" She giggled and turned only to see Gan Ning's not so happy face.
"You like makin' fun of me and hurtin' me, don't you, love?" Cobra became extremely enraged at his words and lifted her hand to slap him, but he grabbed it, pulled her close, and kissed her, a smile on his face. They then pulled away. Cobra was shocked. She didn't know how to handle it and didn't know what to do next.
"You-you-you...."
"I-I-I...." Said Ning with a grin. "You liked it didn't you? I can give you more if you want."
Cobra shook her head and said, "Don't you ever do that again, you here me!?"
"Do it again? Ok."
He grabbed her and kissed her deeply, pushing his tongue in her mouth. Cobra drew away.
"You're sick."
"Sickly in love, my hot stuff."
"You are so-so-so...."
"So hot I know I get that a lot, even more then Zhou Yu. My god, who ever thinks he's hot must be gay." He said, rubbing the ends of his fingers on Cobra's arm. Cobra growled and Xingba backed away and smiled.
"Getting a bit frisky, eh?"
"Oh shut up! What's wrong with you anyway?" She said while putting her hand on her hip.
"What's wrong with me? Woman, your what's wrong with me." He said with a wink.
Cobra rolled her eyes. "Do you have something in your eye? Because if you do then get away form me NOW!"
Xingba was confused by her actions. A woman never really did this to him before (other than Sun Shang Xiang but that was out of play) This... this was the real thing.
Lu Xun had to put out the fire between them or Cobra might go on a killing spree. "Umm, I think it's getting a bit late. Let's go back inside and get some rest." Ning's eyes grew big. "So long as she gets to sleep in my bed."
Xun raised a brow but did not fight with the love struck pirate. "Fine..."
"(She's all mine.)" Thought the pirate but his thoughts where broken by the word "BUT"'. "What do you mean by but?" He turned around and raised his eyebrow.
"You can't sleep in the same bed as lady Cobra. You must find your own," said Lu Xun with a smile. Gan Ning didn't look any bit pleased with the fact that he couldn't sleep with "his" soon to be girlfriend.
"Good, I wouldn't want him in the same bed, let alone the same room, but oh well, that's as fair as you'll go, I suppose." Cobra swung her hair in Xingba's face but instead of seeing anger on his face she saw a pleased look.
"(Her hair smells like fresh sea water.)" Gan Ning was just smiling and standing there while Lu Xun and Cobra just stared at him.
Cobra turned to Lu Xun and asked, "Is this normal?"
"Yes it's normal for Ning. We all are used to his behavior with women. Once, he got socked in the nose by Sun Shang."
"Why?"
"Because he was peeping on her while she was undressing. He's just a perverted pirate who loves women.... And I mean LOVES women!"
Cobra snorted at the thought of Xingba trying to peep on her but it went away when she felt a hand rubbing her back. "Ok, you have ten seconds to stop touching me or your hand is coming off!"
Ning quickly pulled his hand away and held it in his other hand. "Hey love, chill out. I need that hand to pull your sexy body towards my hot one, you know."
He received a HARD SLAP in the face and she just charged back into the tent and laid down, hopping that she was dreaming, that she wasn't really here with that horny idiot.
"I think she likes me?" Xingba said while rubbing his cheek with a grin.
"Ning, you should write a book about how to offend women in five words or less. You would win first place with that. I'm sure of it."
They all went to bed, but Cobra's journey was only just beginning. Who knows where the road might take her. Love or hate, friends or foes, we'll have to find what tomorrow's gifts bring.
~End of chapter: 4 How to offend a woman.~
Hoped you liked it I won't be updating a lot. I have school, you know. Well, anyway, umm... bye! Hehe!
~Chapter 4: How to offend a woman.~
The two ran closer and finally got to her. "Hey hot stuff, don't run off again, ok?" Cobra raised an eyebrow. "And why should I listen to you? What can you do to me?" She turned her head back to the tent that she was going to go check out.
Ning put his hand through his hair, smirked, and put an arm around Cobra. "Well then, I'll have to punish you. You know, the basic stuff like whipping and such." He winked at her.
Cobra rolled her eyes and brushed his arm off of her. "I think I got Xingba germs. Lu Xun, do you have medications for it?" She giggled and turned only to see Gan Ning's not so happy face.
"You like makin' fun of me and hurtin' me, don't you, love?" Cobra became extremely enraged at his words and lifted her hand to slap him, but he grabbed it, pulled her close, and kissed her, a smile on his face. They then pulled away. Cobra was shocked. She didn't know how to handle it and didn't know what to do next.
"You-you-you...."
"I-I-I...." Said Ning with a grin. "You liked it didn't you? I can give you more if you want."
Cobra shook her head and said, "Don't you ever do that again, you here me!?"
"Do it again? Ok."
He grabbed her and kissed her deeply, pushing his tongue in her mouth. Cobra drew away.
"You're sick."
"Sickly in love, my hot stuff."
"You are so-so-so...."
"So hot I know I get that a lot, even more then Zhou Yu. My god, who ever thinks he's hot must be gay." He said, rubbing the ends of his fingers on Cobra's arm. Cobra growled and Xingba backed away and smiled.
"Getting a bit frisky, eh?"
"Oh shut up! What's wrong with you anyway?" She said while putting her hand on her hip.
"What's wrong with me? Woman, your what's wrong with me." He said with a wink.
Cobra rolled her eyes. "Do you have something in your eye? Because if you do then get away form me NOW!"
Xingba was confused by her actions. A woman never really did this to him before (other than Sun Shang Xiang but that was out of play) This... this was the real thing.
Lu Xun had to put out the fire between them or Cobra might go on a killing spree. "Umm, I think it's getting a bit late. Let's go back inside and get some rest." Ning's eyes grew big. "So long as she gets to sleep in my bed."
Xun raised a brow but did not fight with the love struck pirate. "Fine..."
"(She's all mine.)" Thought the pirate but his thoughts where broken by the word "BUT"'. "What do you mean by but?" He turned around and raised his eyebrow.
"You can't sleep in the same bed as lady Cobra. You must find your own," said Lu Xun with a smile. Gan Ning didn't look any bit pleased with the fact that he couldn't sleep with "his" soon to be girlfriend.
"Good, I wouldn't want him in the same bed, let alone the same room, but oh well, that's as fair as you'll go, I suppose." Cobra swung her hair in Xingba's face but instead of seeing anger on his face she saw a pleased look.
"(Her hair smells like fresh sea water.)" Gan Ning was just smiling and standing there while Lu Xun and Cobra just stared at him.
Cobra turned to Lu Xun and asked, "Is this normal?"
"Yes it's normal for Ning. We all are used to his behavior with women. Once, he got socked in the nose by Sun Shang."
"Why?"
"Because he was peeping on her while she was undressing. He's just a perverted pirate who loves women.... And I mean LOVES women!"
Cobra snorted at the thought of Xingba trying to peep on her but it went away when she felt a hand rubbing her back. "Ok, you have ten seconds to stop touching me or your hand is coming off!"
Ning quickly pulled his hand away and held it in his other hand. "Hey love, chill out. I need that hand to pull your sexy body towards my hot one, you know."
He received a HARD SLAP in the face and she just charged back into the tent and laid down, hopping that she was dreaming, that she wasn't really here with that horny idiot.
"I think she likes me?" Xingba said while rubbing his cheek with a grin.
"Ning, you should write a book about how to offend women in five words or less. You would win first place with that. I'm sure of it."
They all went to bed, but Cobra's journey was only just beginning. Who knows where the road might take her. Love or hate, friends or foes, we'll have to find what tomorrow's gifts bring.
~End of chapter: 4 How to offend a woman.~
Hoped you liked it I won't be updating a lot. I have school, you know. Well, anyway, umm... bye! Hehe!
