A/N: hellloooooo people! I forgot to mention this, but if anyone knows what book Sirius read out loud from they get to submit a special request to me which I shall put in story! (in form of scene preferably, but character works to.) muahhahah, evil out.

"Remus…has the sky stopped falling?" Sirius whimpered. He was curled into a little ball in his seat.

Remus glanced over at the dark haired boy and rolled his eyes. "Yes Sirius, now go find something to do."

"If I move will I die?"

"No, but if you say anything else you will." Remus growled.

Sirius decided the only way to assuage Remus was to find food, a blanket, and another murder mystery book to read. So he carefully stepped out of his seat, and slid into the isle. He took one carefully step, and then another, and within moments he was walking calmly to the back of the plane.

He suddenly spotted a flight attendant sitting, and reading something. She was a very pretty brunette. "Hey beautiful." Sirius said smoothly.

The brunette looked up blushing. "Hi. Did you need something?"

"Uh….You see my friend over there," Sirius gestured to the blonde werewolf. "He's a little mad at me and I need some food as an offering."

"Oh! That's so cute!" She gushed. "Do you like him?"

"Uh….Er…yeah, sorta kinda…." Sirius stammered.

She giggled and quickly found a sausage, egg, and cheese bagel and offered it to Sirius. "Anything else?"

"Could I have a blanket to?"

"Of course!" She offered him a blue blanket and smiled. "Oh and remember, subtle seduction." She winked at him before getting up and pushing a cart full of soda away.

"Subtle seduction…" Sirius wonder aloud. Now he had no time to ponder her words, instead he quickly located Lily, Lola, and Cathy. "Hi Lily!"

"Buzz of." Lily muttered.

"Nice to see you too! Do you have something I can read?" Sirius asked.

"Oh Siri! When did you learn to read!" Lola teased.

"Haha, very funny. But really, Remus said I needed to entertain myself or else."

Cathy rolled her eyes and offered him a paper back book. "Here, but only so you don't do anything stupid."

"Remus!" Sirius cried, he pranced down the isle with the offerings in hand.

"Yes…." Remus hissed.

"I brought you an offering of peace!" Sirius sat down and set the book and food down on Remus' tray table and gently set the blanket on Remus' chest. The werewolf looked from Sirius, to the offering suspiciously before grinning.

"I forgive you Paddsy," Remus sighed jokingly.

"Yay!"

However their short peace was not destined to last. Sirius decided he was going to explore the air plane and he quickly found his way to the bathroom. "Remus come on! It'll be fun!"

"Oh yes, sniffing other people feces." Remus muttered sarcastically.

"Stop using big words."

"Shit Sirus….Shit." Remus deadpanned.

Giggling, Sirius stepped into the bathroom and Remus waited outside. He sighed and looked back to see James cackling wildly with Peter. Sirius had been in the bathroom for at least ten minutes. The toilet flushed periodically every minute. "Sirius what are you doing!" Remus finally yelled.

"Remus there's something in the toilet!" Sirius cried, stumbling out gasping.

"Sirius there is nothing in the airplane toilet!" Remus sighed.

"Then why does it make a noise every time I press it!" Sirius whimpered.

"C'mon." Remus laughed. He grabbed Sirius' arm and dragged him into the bathroom. It was a very tin little bathroom and they left the door open. He pressed the flush button and cackled evilly as Sirius shrieked. "Spaz."

"Not a spaz." Sirius sniffled. "It's scary!"

"Shut the bathroom doors you weirdos!" A woman yelled.

"He's never been on a plane before!" Remus shouted back.

"Oh…Sorry then!"

"Now Sirius, do we understand there is nobody in the toilet?" Remus asked in a baby voice.

"We're experiencing turbulence!" The pilot shouted over the intercom suddenly. The plane titled violently to the left and Sirius jumped a foot in the air, fell into Remus, and pushed the small boy into the bathroom. The door closed with a loud thump. A passing flight attendant locked the doors to the bathroom, as they always did during major turbulence.

"Sirius!" Remus laughed. "Get off me you oaf!" He was pressed against the wall.

Sirius went bright red and tried to open the door, suddenly his face paled. "We're locked in!"

"No we're not!" Remus argued. He pushed Sirius to the side and slipped between Sirius and the toilet and tried to open the door. "We'll starve!" Remus cried.

"No…We can eat each other." Sirius said in a matter of fact voice.

"I knew I should have sacrificed that rabbit to the gods for good luck when I was seven." Remus sighed.

Five minutes later they were still locked in the bathroom. Remus was sitting on the sink and Sirius on the toilet cover. "This is comfy." Sirius sighed.

"At least there's no more turbulence." Remus shrugged. Suddenly the planet rattled around and Remus was pitched forward. he fell right onto Sirius' lap and instinctively wrapped his arms around Sirius' neck.

"We've ran into heavy turbulence." The pilot's vice crackled over the inter com.

"I could learn to hate this pilot." Remus growled. He looked down at their position and blushed. "This is awkward." Remus slid of Sirius' lap and sighed again. "How long have we been in here?"

"Dunno, fifteen minutes maybe?" Sirius shrugged. "Relax Remus, you sigh too much."

"Well it's not like I want to be locked in the bathroom!" Remus countered.

"I've got an idea…" Sirius said with a wicked smirk. He looked at Remus' slender hands and smirked. A very sexy idea.

"Damn it Remus!" Sirius moaned.

"Hah, just Sirius you're so sensitive! I hardly used any pressure!" Remus laughed.

"Well your fingers just move so fast."

"I can't help it, it's just the way I learned." The werewolf shrugged.

"Damn!" Sirius cried, throwing his hand down in defeat.

"hah, I win thumb war." Remus chuckled. "Another match?" he asked, offering his thumb.

"You're so on." Sirius growled.

And so the two Gryffindor's spent the next fifteen minute playing thumb war, while waiting to be let out of the bathroom. Finally the door opened and they saw a very dischievled flight attendant.

"I'm sooooo sorry!" He cried. "I didn't know anybody was in there!"

"S'okay." Remus shrugged.

"Please forgive me! I am not worthy!"

"Really it's fine." Remus said puzzled at the man's display. "We were only in there for, what half an hour?"

"Yeah that sounds about right." Sirius agreed.

"Please! God save me!" The flight attendant sobbed. "I should burn in hell!"

"Look, dude, relax kay?" Sirius growled.

"You won't sue?" The man sniffled.

"I will if you don't shut up." Sirius hissed. He grabbed Remus' arm and dragged the blonde back to their seats, leaving the flight attendant alone in his joy. "They do have some crazy people on these planes."

"Yeah." Remus yawned. He slipped into the seat and Sirius followed. James was reading and Peter was asleep. "Night Padfoot." The werewolf murmured before falling asleep.

Sirius shrugged and looked around for something to do. The only thing he saw was Remus' book. So he picked it up and started reading. He sat there in peace, listening to Remus' breathing pattern and taking comfort in it. Suddenly something warm and soft fell down onto his shoulder. He looked over and saw a wave of blonde hair on his shoulder.

The dark haired boy's eyes widened and he sat there for a moment, looking at his best friend, sleeping on his shoulder. James was grinning mischievously and shot Sirius a wink before slipping back into his book. Sirius smiled at the sleeping form of Remus and gently covered the werewolf with a blanket.

Sirius set the book down and gently placed his head on top of Remus' and fell asleep on the mat of soft wavy hair.

"Padfoot, oh Paddy." James called.

"Muahhhh…." Sirius groaned. "Nuh?" He opened his eyes and blinked for a moment. "Ix naben both shizzel?"

"Lemmie check." James said, glancing down at his watch. "Eh….S' a few minutes before one."

"Il much na cibel?" The Gryffindor mumbled.

"We can get something to eat when we land, I'm hungry to." James yawned.

"Wah?" Remus murmured. He opened one eye as he always did and then shut it. He blinked a few times before sitting up properly. "Morning Padfoot."

"Wazz ick naben Paris nuk." Sirius grumbled.

"Oh yeah, we'll be in Paris in a few minutes." Remus agreed.

"Il habel et na slope et?" Sirius yanwed.

"Erm…What hotel are was staying at? Hm….think it's called Plaza de something French." Remus shrugged. "Siri just stare at the shiny." He held up a sheet of stickers and chuckled at Sirius' loud exclamation of fascination.

An hour later the Sixth years were gathered in the lobby of the hotel, all looking around at the lobby in fascination. The floor was marble, laced with gold, chandeliers hung from the ceiling. The walls were paneled with wood, which was outlined in gold. The lobby practically glowed, and it screamed expensive.

"Wow." Sirius gasped.

"I've never seen so much gold!" James said breathlessly.

"Close your mouths." McGonagall snapped. She started to hand out room keys. "You'll all have one room with two queen beds. Along with the room keys she handed out cell phones. "Now, I am the only teacher supervising you, and I won't be supervising you. Each travel group will be on their own, with the cell phone. You will go out into the city and explore. Now all of you must complete the assignment, which I told you earlier. If you forgot it's programmed into the cell phone. If you run into any trouble call me on speed dial, number one. If you don't meet the requirements you won't pass this year."

There were gasps of horror, but the assignment was easy, so nobody really minded. "Now, the most responsible member of your group will carry the cell phone and the room keys."

Sirius grinned evilly and took the phone from McGonagall. The professor snatched it back and handed it to Remus. "That means Sirius is not allowed to even touch the phone! Unless it's an emergency. If you don't meet the requirements you won't pass this year."

There were gasps of horror, but the assignment was easy, so nobody really minded. "Now, the most responsible member of your group will carry the cell phone and the room keys."

Sirius grinned evilly and took the phone from McGonagall. The professor snatched it back and handed it to Remus. "That means Sirius is not allowed to even touch the phone! Unless it's an emergency. You room numbers are on the slip of paper attached to the key. Now go enjoy yourselves." McGonagall said, waving them away.

The entire year dropped their bags at the valet and dashed out the doors and into the city.

"So….Why don't we go to the room and drop out bags off? That way we won't have to wait in line at the valet later." Sirius suggested. The rest of the marauders starred at him, completely dumbfounded. "What?"

"Sirius….That was actually a good idea!" James cried. "O praise Jesus he has got a brain!"

"Shaddup." Sirius deadpanned.

"So where's the room Moony?" Peter asked.

"Erm….North tower? 604?" Remus cocked his head to the side. "I'm confused."

"He looks important, let's ask him!" Peter said, nodding to the man standing behind the gold plaited check in desk.

"Nice!" James grinned, giving Peter a high five.

"Alright, you and Siri go, me'n Peter will stay and watch the bags." James yawned to Remus. He plopped down in the overstuffed velvet couch.

"Lazy arse." Sirius muttered darkly. He dropped his carry on right on James' lap. "C'mon Remy." He half dragged Remus away, very pleased that he could have even a little time with Remus.

"Excuse me," Remus ventured carefully to the man. The man behind the desk turned and looked at Remus. A sly smile played across this mans lips. "Could you help us find our room?"

The man's dark blue eyes were sly, half lidded, and constantly mocking. The man had fire red hair that should have looked ridiculous, but on this man…it fit. "Of course….May I see your room key?"

Something about this man gave Sirius the creeps, he wanted to snatched Remus' hand and take the blonde far, far away. But he didn't. Remus reached across the desk and handed the man their key. Sirius noticed the red heads hands brushed across Remus' for….longer then necessary. Sirius glared at the man.

"Remus…." He said quietly.

"Hm?" Remus asked dreamily.

Sirius glared at the red head. "Are you gonna help us or not?"

"Sirius, be nice, he's helping us!" Remus admonished the grim. Sirius fell silent, but he still glared at the man. "Forgive Sirius, he's a little wild."

"No problem at all, Mr…."

"Lupin, Remus Lupin." Remus stammered.

"Mr. Lupin, I'm sure he's just watching out for his friends well being." The man fixed Sirius' blue eyes with his own. Sirius couldn't bring himself to look away, the other man did. "My name is Dorian Gray." He flashed Remus a smile. "This way please."

Remus gestured to James and Peter who followed them to the elevators.

"So, Mr. Lupin, how long will you be in Paris?" Dorian asked.

"Call me Remus, we'll be here for nine days." Remus said kindly. He liked Dorian.

"Ah, you must go see the museums, but of course, there are other things you should….see." the elevator doors opened on the sixth floor and Sirius got out of the elevator was fast of possible. "I know a wonderful night club."

"I'm not sure if we're allowed to go to a night club." Sirius growled at Dorian.

"Well we do have to expierence the culture," Remus laughed. "What's this club called?"

Sirius exchanged a glanced with James, neither of them liked this Dorian. Peter shook his head at the two of them. The dark haired Gryffindor's shifted uncomfortably, but they trusted Peters judgement not to attack Dorian.

"It's called the Moulin Rouge." Dorian chuckled. "You should go."

"We really don't have much money, plus we're underage." James said warningly.

Dorian laughed coldly. "I'm very influential there, if you'd like I could sneak you in."

"I don't know…." Remus shrugged. "We'll think on it. But thank you for the offer."

Dorian smiled. "Of course," He stopped in front of room 604. "Here is your, room," He locked eyes with Remus and handed the werewolf the room key. "If you need anything, don't hesitate to call." With another smile he walked back down the hall.

James and Sirius ushered Remus into the room, closed the door, and locked it. "I don't like him." James growled.

"What's wrong with you two! He was perfectly nice." Remus argued.

"He was hitting on you." Sirius snarled.

"Oh relax Sirius, I know your jealous." Remus teased.

Sirius shut his eyes and counted to ten. He opened his eyes and offered Remus a cheesy smile. "'Course Remy."

James was shocked Sirius let anything drop that quickly, but he shrugged. "Whose sleeping where?"

"I'd rather be away from the window." Remus said, placing his bags on the bed near the wall."

The marauders understood Remus' aversion to the moon. "Okay, Sirius you sleep with Peter."

"NO! James don't make me sleep next to Peter, he snores!" Sirius complained loudly. "And last time I slept in the same bed as him he kicked me! ….all night!"

"And do you sleep with peter often?" James sniggered.

"Are you implying you are jealous?"

"Touche." James said, raising an eyebrow. "Fine."

Sirius grinned in triumph and jumped on the bed. "Alrighty Moony, make yourself comfortable on the floor."

"Move over you oaf." Remus laughed, pushing Sirius, who fell off the bed and between the wall and the bed.

"I'm stuck!" Sirius cried. "Moony!"

Remus fell onto the bed, cackling helplessly.

"Dun laugh!"

The blonde only laughed harder.

"My leg!"

Laughing, Remus reached down and grabbed Sirius arm, the taller boy was half on the bed when Remus was hit by another peel of laughter. Sirius hit the ground again with a thump.

"My arm!"

Remus tried again and again Sirius fell between the bed and wall. "Sorry Padfoot!"

"God will smite you, Remus!"

"And some priest'll shoot you for being blasphemous!" Remus fired back. Finally Sirius was on the bed panting and Remus was sitting next to him laughing. "What should we do today?"

"Let's sit in the room and watch a movie." Sirius yawned.

"No, Sirius let's go out!" Peter argued. "We can go to the louver!"

"Well we do have to go to a museum." James pointed out.

"Oh come on Sirius please?" Remus asked, he threw on a pouty face.

"Oh fine." Sirius sighed. Remus let out a yelp of joy. "But only after we get something to eat!"

"Food later, you mutt!" Remus laughed he dragged Sirius out of the hotel room. Remus turned to go back to the front desk when Sirius, James, and Peter forcefully pushed him the other way. "Where are we going?"

"Out." James growled.

"But….Out's that way."

"No," Sirius hissed. "Dorian is."

"Jez, what is up with you guys!" Remus sighed. But he wasn't arguing to them pushing him away, they couldn't be reasoned with at this point.

"He's one of those perverts who rapes little kids." Sirius said bluntly.

"Where did you learn your tact, Sirius?" The werewolf said, rolling his eyes.

"Captain Obvious."

Half an hour later they were inside the louver, admiring painting.

"Remus, I'm hungry!" Sirius wined.

"Look at the use of color, the texture!" Remus gasped.

"Eh, I like the use of highlighting." James shrugged.

"Remus!" Sirius moaned.

"Do you hear something?" Peter asked.

"Not a word." Remus grinned, he winked at Sirius.

"Fine, now you've done it. I can go talk and feed myself!" Sirius cried, storming off.

"Maybe he'll find a nice girl who wants food as well." James shrugged.

Remus laughed.

Ten minutes later James and Peter were in the Da Vinci section and Remus was alone, looking at some modern art.

"Run Remus!"

Remus had been carefully admiring a painting when he saw Sirius running toward him. "What did you do now, Paddy." He sighed.

"I was sooooo hungry!" Sirius said sheepishly.

"THAT KID LICKED THE PAINTING!" Someone shouted.

"Sirius you painting rapist!" Remus gasped.

"I couldn't help it! She was hot, the fruit draped over her naked body was soooo tempting!"

"PAINTING RAPIST!" People shouted and began to chase after Sirius. The dark haired Gryffindor shrieked and dashed away, he grabbed Remus' arm and hauled the werewolf away.

"Sirius!" Remus shouted as he was dragged away from the mob.

"Run, Moony, run!" Sirius cried. He dashed around the corner, and in a brilliant display of cognitive ability, spotted a broom closet, opened the door to the broom closet and slid into it in less then a second. Remus was still moving forward because the floor was slippery. Sirius, in another flash of brilliance, tugged the werewolf in and shut the door.

Remus slammed into Sirius' chest and felt the wooden door press him closer to Sirius' body. Sirius' arms slid around Remus. They stood in silence for a moment. Finally Remus let out a sigh of relief. "You idiot."

"So nice." Sirius grinned.

"…Why Sirius? Why."

"That painting was a slut. She would have gone with any guy! She led me on." Sirius argued.

"Did you take your medication this morning?"

"She has a wondering eye I tell ya!"

Remus suddenly seemed to notice how close he was to Sirius. "Siri?"

"Hm."

"How long will we be standing like this?"

Sirius wanted to kiss Remus and say 'I love you'. But the moment wasn't perfect, they weren't on a balcony, it wasn't remotely romantic. "Sorry." Sirius' heat fell.

"No…" Remus said quickly. "Don't be…"

Sirius almost smiled. So Remus kind of liked him? "I don't want you to feel uncomfortable."

"No…It's cool." Remus shrugged. He was glad the closet was dark because he face was burning up. He didn't like Sirius did he? And then his mind flashed back to the plane, to how protective Sirius was of Remus. No, Sirius is protective of all of us…Remus thought harshly. He looked like he was kill Dorian for touching you…The evil corner of his mind whispered.

Remus relaxed against Sirius and gently wrapped his arms around Sirius' neck. "Easier to stand." Remus murmured in explanation.

Sirius would have danced in a circle. Remus liked him! Or was at least open to his advances. Well it's a start.

A/N: Awwwww, so cute!