Sirius stumbled out from one of the back rooms, grinning manically. "Hey James…."
"Siri!" James laughed, giving his friend a shoulder hug. "Get some lovin'?"
"Oooooh yeah."
The two dissolved into fits of giggles. "What color was your condom?" James snickered.
"Hot pink!" Sirius cackled.
"Mine was orange!" James howled. They walked arm in arm back into the dance floor and plopped down at the bar. "Let's get drunk!"
"Then we can kill a hobo and make it seem like a terrible car crash!" Sirius giggled. James shot Sirius a worried look. Sirius stopped laughing. "Hah…did I say that outloud? Hahah….hah….ha…"
"Right, barkeep! Whatever'll get us really drunk really fast!" James shouted.
"Sure thing boss." The bartender smiled.
Sirius yawned and slumped into the bar contentedly. Suddenly he noticed a large crowd of people, cheering and hooting next to him. The dark haired boy looked to where they were cheering and saw a boy dancing on the bar. The boy had bright golden wavey hair that tumbled into his eyes. The boy was small….and slim. The boy also had bright clouded amber eyes. A soft pink blush of a drunk man colored his cheeks. "Remus!" Sirius gasped.
"Hey Sirius!" Remus giggled. "Where have you been?"
"Uh…..in the back?" Sirius asked nervously. He could see Remus' smile fade. Damn you! You Bloody man whore! Sirius thought, cursing himself.
"Oh." Was all Remus said. "Johnny can I have more absinth!" Remus yelled. The bartender handed Remus a bottle of bright green liquid and Remus gulped a few sips down before dipping down to slam it on the bar. A new song came on a Remus laughed. "I love this song!"
Sirius watched with wide eyes as Remus danced wildly on the bar, shaking his hips rhythmically. "Wow."
"Friend of his?" Johnny asked.
"Yeah." Sirius nodded, eyes never leaving Remus.
"He's cute." Johnny remarked.
"Hey!" Sirius growled. "Stay the hell away from him!"
Johnny laughed and held his hands up. "Hey, relax. I'm not coming onto him or anything, I just wanna warn you, do you know Dorian Gray?"
"You mean the perverted pedophile who stalks sexy little children, then yes." Sirius huffed.
"Ah. I'd assume he's interested in Remus?" Johnny asked. Sirius nodded. "Then I suggest you take very good care of Remus. Dorian's very, very seductive. I'd hate to see you two screwed over by him." The brunette scowled.
"You sound like you know from personal expierence." Sirius remarked dryly.
"I fell for someone…..like him once. I can tell you it wasn't a pleasant experience."
"Well if your don't like Dorian I like you!" Sirius grinned, holding out a hand. "Sirius Black, your Johnny?"
"Yup." Johnny grinned, shaking the Gryffindor's hand.
"Siri come dance with me!" Remus giggled, grabbing Sirius' hand. "We can go in a cage!"
"Remus ya sure? I mean your kind of drunk…." Sirius tried to escape, but he couldn't resist Remus. In minutes he was in a cage with a very randy werewolf. It took only a few seconds for the logical side of Sirius' mind to shiver and die before he began to dance wildly as well.
Below them the crowd hooted wildly. Glitter and sparkles rained down from the ceiling, Remus laughed and twirled around. He looked marvelous, his shirt all ripped and torn….Sirius couldn't look away from the sparkling diamond in front of him.
"Whatcha starrin' at?" Remus laughed.
"You." Sirius teased.
"Aw, Siri!" The werewolf chuckled. They resumed their mad dance before Sirius finally fell against the wall of the cage panting.
"Moony can we go down now?" Sirius gasped.
"You okay?" Remus giggled, still completely wasted. "C'mon, let's go stare at the stars!"
Soon they were standing outside, leaning on the brick wall of the Moulin Rouge. The courtyard was full of tables and couples, kissing and cuddling. Harpies strutted about. There was no moon that night, but the stars were brilliant.
Sirius looked over at Remus. The werewolf sparkled in the star light, he was standing there, looking good enough to eat, hair blowing softly in the wind, hand in hand with Sirius. Suddenly the taller boy realized something. This was his fantasy! This was the perfect time to confess his undying love! "Remus…"
Around them was a city of lights, Remus stood there smiling at him, not protesting when he was drawn closer to Sirius. "Yeah?" Remus snickered.
Sirius was suddenly hit with a tidal wave of emotions. hate, fear, anger, betrayal, and hurt. He resisted the urge to back away from Remus and run. Remus was grinning like an idiot, his face was flushed from dancing and drinking. The werewolf was swaying in the wind like a twig, he could hardly keep his balance separated from the wall. But what hurt most of all was that Remus' pretty amber eyes were so clouded and misty, that the separate colors of amber and gold there were all smashed together, they ran together like a woman's mascara after she'd been crying.
Those eyes wouldn't remember any of this come morning. "Siri?" Remus giggled again.
Sirius shut his eyes tightly and tried to keep from crying. "S'nothing…"
Remus suddenly fell against Sirius, giggling. The werewolf was standing on his tip toes and only Sirius' steady hands on his elbows kept him from falling. "I want you padfoot." Remus whispered.
"Remus?" Sirius murmured. His stomach was reeling, No! This wasn't how it was supposed to happen! He wanted to push the werewolf away. This hurt him so deeply. Remus was to drunk to even be sure the man holding him was Sirius!
"I want you Sirius…C'mon, let's go get a room, in the back." Remus said huskily. He swayed perilously, giggling.
"Remus stop it!" Sirius hissed softly. His head was suddenly pounding. This was everything he had wanted, his sparkling diamond standing in front of him, ready and willing. It was so hard to say no.
"No, Padfoot. Know you want me….Know you don't want me to stop. Do whatever you want to me…I'm all yours…You could do it to me now, you know…I wouldn't care."
I wouldn't care, echoed over and over again in Sirius' mind. The dark haired boy back away suddenly and slapped Remus hard. "SHUT UP!" Sirius screamed. "Just shut the fuck up!"
Remus' entire body jerked back at the blow. He touched a hand to his cheek gingerly and looked back up at Sirius with wide, wounded eyes.
"You slimy tease! You stupid drunk tease!" Sirius hissed again. "Why don't you go ask Dorian for a fuck! I'm sure he'll willingly oblige!" Sirius stormed out the gate, mind reeling. Oh god I slapped him!
Remus watched Sirius go. He saw the hurt in Sirius' eyes, the betrayal. For a second Remus was angry. And then, there werewolf crumpled to the ground, crying softly. He curled his legs his chest loosely and rested his hand on the knee. The heel of his pal roughly wiped his tears away. "I'm such an idiot." Remus sniffled. I messed that up so badly…I hardly even knew that was Sirius! God I could have gotten myself so badly screwed.
His mind cleared suddenly. The slap had sobered him up. Remus shook his head and got to his feet. He walked quickly out of the Moulin Rouge, ideas of what to say to Sirius flying through his head.
"Sirius?" Remus asked softly. He knocked on the door again. A man walked past Remus glanced at Remus' body and made a loud licking sound. Remus knew his shirt was ripped and his pants were extremely low. He also knew he was sparkling, but he sniffed hot tears form his eyes and knocked again. "Screw it." Remus muttered hotly. "Screw his privacy."
Remus slipped the room key into the slot and waited for the beep before opening the door. The sounds of the television playing softly swirled around him, Remus took a deep breath and walked in, letting the door close behind him. "Sirius?"
Remus stopped just next to his and Sirius' bed and saw Sirius, stretched out on James' bed, wearing naught but a towel around his slender hips. His wet, shiny black hair looked ever blacker, making his brilliant sapphire eyes stand out even more. "You're back early. I thought you'd be out fucking some hobo."
Remus wanted to snap back at Sirius angrily and defend himself. But he bit his tongue and stood there, ready for any abuse Sirius might hurl on him. He did deserve at after all. "I'm sorry."
"And I care because?" Sirius snarled. He grabbed the remote and changed the channel angrily.
"Sirius, please I'm sorry."
"And I don't care. Saying fucking sorry doesn't take anything you did back." Sirius retorted angrily.
"Sirius! I know I was wrong." Remus sighed exasperatedly. He plopped dow on their bed. Sirius sat there, saying nothing, just sulking. "Damn it Sirius! I'm going to go take a shower! Maybe when I come out you'll be mature enough to talk like a normal person!" Remus yelled. He slammed the door to the bathroom.
Sirius lay there on the bed glaring. He flung himself of the bed and violently ripped the window open. He was fuming. He changed quickly into a pair of pajama pants and slipped into James' bed. Screw him and Peter, he was sleeping there tonight. Sirius curled over and let the cool air wash over him.
The Gryffindor sighed and let himself relax. He shut his eyes in deep thought. The sapphire orbs opened again when he heard Remus pad softly onto the carpet. "Uh….Sirius?" Remus asked tenitavly. Sirius could hear the werewolf shiver.
"Get in." Sirius said roughly. "You'll get a cold if you just stand there."
Remus nervously slipped into bed beside Sirius, making sure to keep his distance. "Siri…I….Are you still mad at me?"
Sirius turned his head and shot Remus a death glare.
"I'll take that as a yes." Remus sighed.
Sirius shut his eyes tightly, trying to control his temper. "DAMN YOU REMUS!" Sirius bellowed, rolling closer to Remus. The taller boy planted his hands on either side of Remus' head. "YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE! You can't just prance around like some fucking tease! You could have been seriously hurt!"
Remus allowed himself the smallest most tender of smiles. I guess you do care about me enough to scream. "And?" He asked softly, knowing Sirius had more to say.
"You can't just tell me 'you can do anything, I don't care!' I'm not that strong you know! Nobody is…Besides, only a dick, lower then slim would use an opportunity like that to get into your pants. And I was almost that dick." Sirius grumbled. He rolled back to the other side of the bed, not looking at Remus.
Remus wiggled closer to Sirius. The werewolf gently brushed a stand of dark hair from Sirius' face. "Siri I gave you an opportunity to get into my pants, and if you'd have taken it, then it would be nobodies fault but mine. So don't say it would have been your fault. I'm sorry that I led you on like that."
"If you weren't I'd have to banish you to Peter's bed." Sirius smirked, he rolled over and chuckled as Remus blushed. "Twenty five bucks your son hung over tomorrow you don't remember any of this." Sirius said softly. Remus smiled and closed his eyes. Sirius smiled, a bittersweet smile. He let his arms curl around Remus unconscious slender frame and kissed the werewolves' head lightly. "Good night Remus."
Sirius quickly fell asleep, not noticing the wicked grin that spread across Remus' face, or Remus snuggling closer to him.
A/N: AWWWW so cute! Just wanted to clear up, chapter five had nooooothing to do with the actual story. It was just a silly spoof to keep me from losing focus.
