Chaper 2 A SPELL TO CHANGE REN'S LIFE!


"HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed horohoro maniacally.

"This will shut him up! wait till he sees hes been turned into a toad!" said Horohoro as he held the potion and rang the doorbell in front of the Tao's house.

"What do you want you mental case?" asked Ren thoroughly freaked out at the insane smile on Horohoro's face.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SHAMAN KING!" asked Horohoro, practically sending Ren flying over backwards from his yelling.

"Yes you baka, I'm always telling you that because I like to rub it in your face."answered Ren.

"Then drink this!" said Horohoro. "It'll turn you into a toad!"

"WHAT?" shouted Ren.

"Oops, did I say Turn you into a toad? I ment, Lead you down victory road froggy I MEAN spikey."

"Give it or else!" said Ren chugging the whole thing.

Then, rather than being turned into a toad...his gender changed...Jun now has a sister!

"HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DUDE, I MEAN DUDETTE! THIS WORKED BETTER THAN EVEN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED!" yelled horohoro to the new Ren who was freaking out at this point. He ummm, she rather was yelling and cursing like no tomorrow.

"I'LL KILL YOU STUPID AINU!" yelled the seething Tao.

"Oh I'm sorry miss, let me make it up to you. How about Jun and I get you a makeover!" said Horohoro teasingly.

"GET BACK HERE YOU!" screached Tao Ren chasing Horohoro.

"Jun! Help me! Your sister is trying to kill me!" yelled Horohoro as he dashed past Jun.

"But I don't have a sister here. It's just me and my brother Ren." said Jun rather puzzeled.

"Not anymore! Come see your sister Ren." said Horohoro trying not to die laughing.

"Shut up!" yelled Ren, jumping on top of Horohoro.

"Oh Ren,please, I don't like you that much!" said Horohoro

"WHY YOU SICK LITTLE-" Ren began

"OH MY GOD!" screamed Jun, coming close to fainting.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"laughed Horohoro.

"GOOD LORD, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?" asked Jun. (A/N:Just then A SWARM OF FANGIRLS CAME FOR MY HEAD SCREACHING "TURN OUR REN-KUN BACK TO A MALE!)

"Well, first things first...let's get you some appropriate clothes." said Jun.

"Can I come?" asked Horohoro hopefully. (no, you sickos, he wants to go to torture Ren, that's all, not to see what stuff she needs)

"NO!"yeled Ren.

"Sure!" answered Jun.

"NANI!" asked Ren.

"He's just looking out for you like any caring friend Ren." responded Jun.

"And if you ask me, I think she also needs a new look, you know, hair, nails, the works." said Horohoro grinning evily.

"Well, NOBODY ASKED YOU!" screeched Ren.

"No, I think he's right Renko The spike just doesen't work on girls." Jun agreed "ko" is the traditional ending to japanese girls names.

"Jun, whose side are you on anyway!" Ren asked.

"Hey! This is going to be hard on me too! Do you really think I want to waste my saturday in a beauty salon and at the mall! unlike some of us, I'm still a guy remember!" said Horohoro.

"Can it if you want to live!" Yelled Ren.

"Now now Ren, be nice to Horohoro-chan." said Jun.

"ARRGH!" yelled the frustrated chinese girl, walking out to the car awaiting her doom.

"Shall we?" asked Horohoro.

"Let's go!" said Jun. Later, in the mall's girlyest, pinkest store...

"Hmmmm...how about this?" asked Jun holding up a skimpy little number.

"I don't think anyone wants to see that much of Ren..."said Horohoro jokingly. Ren stepped out from behind the changing curtain. She was wearing: a spagetti strap see through red shirt with a black shirt underneath, a plad mini skirt and black boots, not to mention like half a million gothic accecories.

"My legs are so cold..." said poor Ren, whom was accostumed to wearing pants.

"Try this on." said Jun, handing Ren something.

"0.0...What is this!" asked Ren holding it up. "It barely covers anything!"

"OH GOD! EVEN I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!" said Horohoro laughing.

"What is it then?" asked Ren cockily.

"A bra you baka." said Horohoro as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"GYACK!" yelled Ren as her eyes went huge and she threw it. The bra hit Horohoro in the face.

"AHH! GET THIS THING OFF ME!" yelled Horohoro.

"REN!" scolded Jun. "Come here Horohoro, I'll help." she said as she took the bra off of poor Horohoro's head.

"Now go put this on and stop being silly." said Jun. About 10 minutes later...

"Uhhh...guys? how does this thing work?"asked Ren, swallowing her pride.

"I dunno..."said Horohoro.

"I wouldn't let you help me even if you did know how to put it on!" said Ren who knew wher a Bra went just not how to put hte dang thing on...

"May I come in? I'll show you sis." said Jun, shuddering at saying "sis."

"Thanks Jun...this thing feels awkward..." said Ren who stepped out with Jun to look in a mirror.

"GAAH!" yelled Horohoro, sheilding his eyes.

"Oops..." said Jun.

"Umm...I'll go back behind the curtain and try on an outfit now." said a bright red Ren.

"PLEASE!" said a thoroughly embarresed and grossed out Horohoro.


More soon!