Chapter 2: a salt on the control room (pun intended for no reason at all)
Sgt. Johnson and 343 were getting in a pretty large argument over cheese and global warming.
"silly reclaimer, cheese is a organic compound and under that circumstance, they don't contain CFC's!"
"But they do cause global warming! I men, if something is really hot, it stinks real bad. And so does old cheese."
"but that does not give good proof."
At this time, Sgt. Johnson was starting to get P.O.ed, so he levelled his beam-rifle and told 343, "hey Tinkerbelle, if you don't want the index shoved up your eye, don't argue with me."
"fine then, I won't."
Half –Jaw was extremely bored being stranded on the ring, but a grunt like me does not care about that at all, because I don't even know what bored means.
Anyway, Half-Jaw was coping with this mysterious thing called boredom by poking aimlessly into the air, which is exactly the air the time-machine appeared in.
Needless to say, he jabbed his sword into the time machine as it appeared, thus destroying it and accidentally burning George.
"Owww," George screamed as he ran in circles grabbing is arse.
Everyone gasped at the site of People coming from the past in a time machine and yelled out "what!" 343, being created before this time machine knew this was to happen, but yelled out "what," because he thought it was qafad and it would make him cool. The Arbiter and The other Elites tried yelling out "what," but it just came out as " wort!"
Us Grunts were sleeping and dreaming about cute little kittens getting smashed and ground and sold to fast-food chains as "chicken nuggets"
" Where the hell are we, Kramer?" asked Jerry, still wanting a reubin.
"I don't know, Jerry, but I think we're in some future prison."
343 put itself into their conversation to explain.
" Welcome to Instillation 05, not as good as Instillation 04, it's really old and crusty, seriously, Instillation 04 was much better and…" the former resident of instillation 04 ranted on about his home world with banter none of our protagonists understood. Jerry, Kramer, and George could not understand what " Instillation 05" was, the Humans and the Covenant didn't know the difference between the two rings.
And the microscopic bacteria didn't understand why 343 wasn't on the floor puking.
Elaine was screaming, "Somebody help me!" at the top of her lungs, although nobody heard her. Nobody realized her until she started banging on the edge with a piece of the time machine. " Oh, we forgot you were here," Kramer said as he hauled Elaine into the platform. "So, what are we all doing here?" Seinfeld asked, bored.
Johnson sighed and said, "were stranded here, that damn broken-jawed alien over there flew the only capable ship into this building, and now there's no way home."
" I told you, there were no designated captains and I was commanding under the influence," Half-Jaw remarked in defence.
"Well, how do we get out of here?" Com. Keyes asked.
Half-Jaw got puzzled and answered, "I don't know…."
