A/N: Just saying the usual. Bad Grammar (English is my second language). In this case, some 'misspellings' are intentional, because I write some of this fic from Inu-Yasha's point of view, and in this fic, Inu-Yasha is only three years old, so, he is cute, chibi, innocent and he is starting to talk, so, don't expect him to be an expert (Well, anyways, Inu-Yasha isn't an expert when it comes to talk ). Now, Just read and don't forget: review!

Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own Inu-Yasha. He still belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, the manga queen!

"The Storeroom."

"Whadt are yu doing here?."

munch, munch.

"I asked yu a queztion!."

chew, chew.

"…"

munch, munch.

"Yu hungri?… Why yu didn't azk me fuud? I dun't like thadt thing yu are eating now."

caress, caress.

"Why do yu clean yur earz? They look pretty clean to me… My okaazan clean my earz too, she iz tender width me, I love my okaazan. Where is yur okaasan? Do yu love her?… hey! Where are yu going? Come back!."

The little pup followed his new 'friend' to the deepest part of the castle's storeroom, where he has hiding from his mother and his inevitable afternoon bath. He was so concentrated on chasing his friend, that he didn't noticed two people whom entered to the huge storeroom.

"I don't like this place, it's full of rats!." Said Inu-Yasha´s mother, Izayoi.

"What the matter with the rats? Every single female I know, didn't like rats or mice." Said Inutaisho. "They always scream or freak out at the single sight of a rodent, and not just human females!."

"Because they are disgusting!… and little, and they spread diseases. And rodents inside a storeroom isn't a healthy thing!. You should hire a neko youkai to eradicate them…"

"I really doubt that any neko will come here by free will: they are too scared of dogs, remember that." Said the tall lord, almost laughing. "Besides, the rats always fled with lights and when people gets in here. When Sesshomaru was 5 years old, he used to spend entire days here chasing them… his mother always freaked out when he innocently showed his 'dead trophies' to her…"

"Wonder why… I hope that my chibi Inu-Yasha never do that!… Where is my baby?."

"Shh! There he is!."

The little pup was sitting on the ground, in front of a big sack of rice, too concentrated in a hole to notice his parents behind him. The lord crossed his arms amused as his wife got close to the unaware chibi Inu-Yasha.

"I catch yu!." Said Inu-Yasha with joy, grabbing something.

"And I catch you!." Said his mother, picking him up without warning. "What are you doing here all by yourself? This place is dangerous…"

"Look ofukuro! Look whadt I caught!." He said full of pride, raising his little fist.

The chibi-pup showed to his mother his prey: Izayoi found herself suddenly looking at the little fist of Inu-Yasha grabbing the round tail of the biggest fattest blackest rat ever (to her consideration), alive and struggling for freedom. Inutaisho sighed and covered his sensitive ears calmly as his wife's face turned into an interesting hue of blue, her pupils shrunken, her eyes widen and several twitches took over her right eye at the sight of the rat.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Fin.

By

Misao-CG.

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