Hi hi! chibi smile Allright. This story was originally intended to be RenxHoro but then there was comedy and I couldn't pass THAT up...Anywho, this takes place umm...right after Ren walked out in a bra and a mini-skirt only andHoro PRETENDED to be grossed out. Italics show thought. Ren's thoughts first, then Horo's then...ummm...WHOMEVER!


"Oh dear GOD! How am I supposed to face him now! I mean I went out there half naked for god's sake! That tears it. I'm just going to have to live back here...wait...what about food and the bathroom...and store closing...AHA! I'll wait back here till Horohoro leaves!" she thought. And she did just that.

"Oh God she's hot! Snap out of it! That's TAO REN! YOU CAN'T LOVE A TAO! Waitaminute, LOVE! ARRGH! Awww...who cares, she's hot." The ainu boy pondered. Then when Jun got back, he went to the Arcade.

"Is he gone?" asked Ren timidly.

"Hai little bro- I mean sister." Jun replied.

"Well, what did you bring me now? A tube top?" asked the Tao girl sarcastically.

"As a matter of fact, yes." Jun said.

"AY-YAAA!" said Ren, falling down all anime style.

"Okay, Ren? A small girl tip...when wearing a mini-skirt...don't do that unless you want Horohoro to know what underwear your wearing too." said Jun, giggling a bit at her own joke.

"Whatever..." said Ren, blushing slightly.

"I think Horohoro likes you..." said Jun about 10 minutes later while Ren was modeling a blue dress.

"WHAT!" yelled Ren.

"I think he likes you." said Jun again. "You saw him blushing when he saw you in...well you know..."

"ALL boys are like that..." said Ren.

"No, something very simalar happened to me once and that boy was just staring at me like a sick pervert." said Jun.

"And your point is!" snapped Ren.

"OHHHHH! I see whats going on here..."said Jun slyly.

"WHAT!" said Ren, all flustered and blushing furiously.

"You like him don't you." said Jun.

"HOW DID YOU KNOW!" screached Ren blushing furiously.

"Woman's intuition," said Jun, "Now, what would you say on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 lowest 10 highest) is Horo on a cute scale?"

"...10..." said Ren birght red by now.

"Awwwwwww! You think he's sexy!" said Jun happily.

"..." was all she could think to say. After all...she couldn't very well DENY that she thought he was sexy, however, she wasn't just gonna come out and TELL Jun that.

"I knew it!" said Jun.

"You don't think he knows too, do you?" asked Ren almost too quickly.

"Ren...love is not something Horohoro would catch onto quickly. He doesn't know. But, if your playing hard to get...don't be too obvious." said Jun.

"H-hai." said Ren.

"Let's go to our next stop and then go get Horo." Jun said standing up.

"...Next stop?" asked Ren.

"Cosmetics of course!" said Jun.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" she screeched.

LATER IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM...

"Hold stiil Ren!" said Jun for the hundredth time, applying lipstic on Ren, "You do want Horohoro to like you, don't you?"

"Yes...BUT I DO NOT WANT THIS CRUD ALL OVER MY FACE!" Ren yelled.

"It's not so bad...you look great! And if you hold still so I don't mess up, Horo will probably think so too." Jun said as incentive to keep her to hold still.

"...Fine, whatever..." said Ren impatiently.

"Good... AHA! Done! Now look in the mirror." she instructed.

"O.O" is what her eyes looked like.

"Come on now! Let's go get (switches to teasing dreamy voice and bats her eyelashes) HOROHORO!" she teased.

"SHUT UP!" yelled Ren as she stormed out.

"Wait! Look, if you want him to like you, walk more femininely, like this." said Jun, demostrating how to walk in a way that'd drive ANY boy crazy.

"Okay..." said Ren, pulling it off perfectly. "Like this?"

"PERFECT!" squealed Jun with delight. And they wen't off to find Horo.


Hi guys! Okay...Question...Peter insulted Zelda and WORSE! He said that HE LOOKED BETTER THAN LINK! (he WISHES!) Anywho, I need a revenge plan and do not worry fellow Link-kun fans, I will get him back. I just need a plan so tell me A.S.A.P!