Detox
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
Disclaimer: Ha ha, thank you Trisher.
All credit for these conversations comes from Trisher and I doing it. Well, some of them.
Chapter 3
Palintir
"Okay Kiddies!" said Gandalf
"I'm not a kiddie! I'm 87!" yelled Aragorn
"40!" yelled Boromir
"3,000!" said Legolas "What?" he asked when everyone stared at him.
Sam poked him. "Are you for real?"
"Yes!" said Legolas
"Anyway!" said Gandalf "We are going to play a game called Palintir."
"No!" said Boromir "No, nope, nope. Those things are EVIL!"
"It's not a real palintir. Idiot." said Gimli
"You wanna say that to my face?" asked Boromir
"Settle! Settle down!" said Gandalf "Okay, make a circle."
Everyone got in a circle. "So one of you says something, no repeating, and then you pass it on, till it gets to the last person, then they say it. Won't that be fun?"
Aragorn started "Gandalf stole my weed."
"Gandalf stole peed." Legolas whispered
"Gandy steal pee." Gimli whispered
Then it got to Pippin. Sam whispered to Pippin:
"Candy deal me."
Pippin said to Merry:
"I want my booze."
"Pippin wants a snooze." Merry whispered
"Pippin wants a kazoo." Frodo whispered
"Okay!" said Gandalf "Boromir, what did you hear?"
Boromir looked confuzzled.
"Pippin wants shoes." said Boromir
"No!" yelled Aragorn "It was Gandalf stole my weed!"
"Okay! We'll try again. This time, Boromir, you start it."
Boromir thought than whispered to who was sitting next to him, who happened to be Frodo,
"My brother's an idiot."
"Boromir's brother is an ibot." Frodo whispered
"What the hell's an ibot?" Merry whispered
"I don't know!" whispered Pippin
"You know bow?" whispered Sam
"No! The prancy Elf knows bow!" whispered Gimli
"I am not a prancy Elf!" whispered Legolas
"Aragorn?" asked Gandalf
"Legolas is a prancy Elf."
"That's not very nice Aragorn." said Gandalf
"That's what Legolas said!"
"No, It was my brother is an idiot!"
"I want booze!"
"I want my weed!"
"I tell you, I don't know bow!"
"What's and ibot?"
"I WANT BOOZE!"
Gandalf sighed, it was going to be a loooooooooong day.
It was supposed to be like the game "Telaphone".
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