Detox

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: OMG! I am sooooooooooooooo retarded! I spelled "Tellaphone" wrong! And I spelled it wrong again! Does anyone know how to spell it! Don't you DARE say anything Trisher! I am warning you ! I'm just sooo freakin tired from v-ball. Damn snowday. Now we had a game, but it's cancelled due to the damn snow. We also had a bookreport, due, and that's an up, but still, I was SO pumped!

BTW: Thanks for the idea Trisher! I am so definetly on it.

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Chapter 4

Gandalf's Stash

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For some reason, Gandalf just decided to leave. Maybe it was because he had no clue where they were, and needed to find out. Maybe everyone was just driving him crazy, it doesn't matter, it matters that he left.

Before he left, however, he hid all the stuff he had confiscated from everyone in a dead tree trunck. He didn't hide it very well, considering that a bunch of long neck bottles were sticking out from the top.

Eventually, the Fellowship woke up.

"Hey!" said Gimli "Where's Gandalf?"

Frodo shrugged "Do we really care?"

"Meh." And everyone went back to sleep.

They woke back up at about 7:00 p.m.

"Hey!" said Sam "Gandalf's gone! Guess what that means Mr. Frodo..."

"Ew. Just ew." said Legolas

"Do you know what this means?" asked Aragorn "He ran off with all of our stuff!"

"You're right!" said Boromir "He did!"

"No," said Pippin, sniffing the air "It's still here. I can smell it."

"Go find it!" said Merry "Go, Pip, Go!"

Pippin dropped down to all fours, and began sniffing the ground.

He howled "It's so close!" he said "I can almost taste and smell it!"

Eventually, Pippin lead the Fellowship to an odd looking very short tree, almost stump like tree, with branches like beer bottles.

"Wow." said Boromir "This is really making me thirsty."

"I know." said Merry "I wish I could just grab one of those bottle shaped branches and just drink."

"Oh well," they sighed

"Nearly there!" said Pippin, who began circling the tree. "It's around here!"

"Maybe we should climb the tree." suggested Legolas, who hopped up the nearest branch.

"Wow!" exclaimed Legolas. "This tree is dead, but it so hard, like glass, in some places, and like soft, in others." Legolas began jumping up and down. "Bounce, Bounce!" he said "Boun, AH!"

Then there was a crash, like glass breaking, and the tree emitted a liquid.

"It's booze!" yelled Merry "He stashed everything in the tree!"

Everyone attacked the tree grabbing their stolen items, then heavly laden, they traveled back to their camp, and had a party.

Gimli was rocking back and forth, hugging his Teddy Beorn, and stroking his lantern occasionaly.

Boromir and Merry were singing a song at the top of their lungs.

Pippin was either joining Boromir and Merry, or just laughing at nothing with Aragorn.

Legolas was scrubbing everything in sight.

Sam was hiding in the bushes taking more pictures of the Fellowship. Especially of Frodo.

Frodo was stepping over Gimli, avoiding Legolas, and was trying to get away from Aragorn and Pippin's insane laughter, and headed toward Merry.

"Merry!" yelled Frodo

"What? Na, Na, Na, NA!" Merry continued to sing.

"I thought you had a smoking problem?"

"Did I?" he asked "Huh, well, I guess I got over that. Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Hey, Hey, Hey, Goodbye!" Merry kept singing, and Frodo shook his head.

"Well, Mr. Ring." he said "I guess it's just you and me. And maybe Sam."

Gandalf stumbled upon a highly disterbing scene the next morning.

Boromir and Merry were sleeping on top of, or around, bottles.

Legolas had fallen asleep with his head in a bucket, Gandalf quickly pulled his head out of the bucket.

Gimli was sucking his thumb.

It looked as if I slight fire had raged through parts of camp, and it was still smoldering around some places, (Aragorn, Pippin, Boromir, and Merry).

He couldn't find Frodo, but Sam had his arm around something.

"WAKE UP!" yelled Gandalf

Everybody stirred, and then quit.

"I SAID WAKE UP!" roared Gandalf "What is the meaning of this."

Pippin laughed "We, we, found a tree! A, uh, liquor tree!"

"And weed!"

"And cleaning products!"

"And Teddy Beorns and Lanterns."

"And a camera with random photos of the Felloship on it!"

Gandalf sighed. This was going to take a longer than he thought.