Detox

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: This one's for all them floor players, Kali, don't let them tell you different ;)

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Chapter 5

What REALLY Happened at Moria

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"Now that you, men, have used up all your drugs,booze, and cleaning products, we are going overcome some of our fears. First, is Gimli."

"Why me?"

"Because, you sleep with a freakin' teddy." said Boromir

"Shut up." said Gimli

"To the mines of Moria!" said Gandalf
Everybody groaned.

"But I have a hangover."

"My head hurts."

"My hair's wet."

"WE'RE GOING! LIKE IT OR NOT!"

Everybody groaned and truged after Gandalf.

Soon they arrived at Cahadras.

Then it began to snow, and Legolas freaked out.

"OhmyValar.OhmyValar!" he was freaking out. "This dirty snow is getting me dirty!"

"What do you know." said Gandalf to himself. "Two birds with one stone."

Eventually they got to Moria.

"Hmmm." said Gandalf, looking at the door. "Hmmmm."

"Oh oh!" said Boromir hopping up and down. "I know how this stuff works!"

"No I got it!" said Gandalf "Mellon!"

"Friend?"

"Dwarves Rock my World?"

"We are the Dwarves, the mighty mighty Dwarves?"

"Damn it!" yelled Gandalf throwing down his staff.

"Damn it. Damn it. Damn it." it echoed off the walls.

Frodo was standing by the water. "Hey Aragorn, wanna play skip the rock?"

"Sure."

So they began to skip rocks across the lake.

"Would you quit!" yelled Pippin

Gimli was bothering Gandalf "Maybe we should look for a side door? Maybe a side door. You know, like they did with Bilbo? Maybe we should look for a bird! Yeah! CAW CAW CAW!"

Boromir was muttering to himself. "Stupid Gandalf. Thinks he knows everything."
Legolas was standing on a rock. "Crebain from Dunland!", but no one was listening.

Merry was desperatly trying to shove seaweed into his pipe and smoke it, but it wasn't working.

"I give up!" yelled Gandalf

"Open Sesame Seed!" yelled Boromir, and the door stayed shut.

"Freakin' Idiot." said Aragorn "It's open Says Me."

Just then the doors sprang open.

"I did it!" said Gandalf

Everyone rolled their eyes.

Just then the Watcher woke up.

"Oh my Hobbit Sense!" said Sam :"It's a giant thing!"

"It looks like a squirrel to me." said Pippin

"Nonsense." said the Watcher "I am a giant octopus like creature who watches the Gate of Moria. You disterbed my nap time."

"Sorry old chap." said Pippin "We'll be on our way then."

"Jolly Good, Jolly good." said the Watcher slipping back into the water.

"Hold on!" he said rising back up. "Will you do one more thing?"

They all nodded. "Be cool, don't pollute!" he said then went back under the water.

"Whatever." and they all went into Moria.

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What does I.O.W.A. stand for?

Idiots Out Walking Around!

what significance do these numbers represent?

4,8,15,16,23, and 42

Post-it, if you get it!