Detox

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: WE WON! WE WON! Our V-Ball game! Omg! We kicked arse! OMG! J-Bob was there, and everytime the other team served, J-Bob was like 'BEEP!', it was soooo funny! And I almost swore...that's going to be a conversation story.

I AM SO SORRY guys, reviewers, w/e. That was supposed to go on my LOST story, but anyway, (Sorry Trisher, you don't count.) but anyway, thanks for trying!

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Chapter 6

Inside Moria

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Gimli was hugging his axe. He didn't like the dark. He had never liked the dark. Never ever.

He wondered if anyone could tell.

Boromir nudged Aragorn. "Look at Gimli."

Aragorn glanced over at Gimli, who was shaking like a leaf, and was following every move of Gandalf's staff, like a bug.

Aragorn stiffled a laugh.

Aragorn elbowed Legolas, who elbowed Pippin, who elbowed Merry, who elbowed Sam, who elbowed Frodo, who burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" demanded Gandalf, whose almost always optomistic happy face was wearing thin.

"Gimli's afeared of the dark! Gimli's afeared of the dark!" they chanted

"Idiots!" yelled Gandalf

"You tell 'em Gandy!" said Gimli

"No, 'afeared' isn't a word. If you're going to taunt him do it right."

"Gimli's afraid of the dark, Gimli's afraid of the dark!"

"I am not meanies!" said Gimli, who burst into tears.

"You made him cry!" said Gandalf "That's not nice!"

"Well," said Pippin "We're not nice people."

"Yeah," said Aragorn "We smoke."

"We drink."

"We steal."

"We clean stuff."

"We like stroking shiny things."

"We like to overeat."

"We are afraid of the dark." Gimli said, who started everyone laughing again.

Gandalf sighed. This group was not going to be easy. "Okay, well, you'll all face your own problems soon enough, like Legolas, but it's Gimli's turn." Gandalf turned to Gimli. "Ready to face your fear Gimli?"

Gimli shook his head.

"Too bad." said Gandalf "Light's out!"
And Gandalf's light went out.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Everybody screamed ran around, and ran into each other, except Gimli.

"Good job Gimli!" said Gandalf, turning the light back on. "Gimli?"

Gimli was curled up in ball crying. The rest of the Fellowship was on the ground, nursing bruised heads from when they ran into each other.

"Maybe we should take this one step at a time." said Gandalf

Gimli just whimpered.

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I predict...A sequal to You Could Have Caught Me...after I finish this story, or Trisher's.

Not before. I have to finish one first, but I already have the first chapter done, and can't wait to start the second!

I'm so EXCITED!