Detox

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: "...my liver is one with the otter..." - Sister Mary Ursurla, Heir Apparent

NO HARM MEANT TO LEGOLAS OR SAM IN THESE CHAPTERS.

All in good fun guys.

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Chapter 8

Galadriel has a Theory

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Aragorn had lead them into the forest of Lothlorien.

Legolas was very happy, for the elves of Lothlorien were very clean people, and made them all take baths before they could enter. Legolas was very happy about that.

Anyway, Galadriel had been watching the Fellowship on her brand new DSL hook-up, which she was very proud of.

When the Fellowship entered Lothlorien, Galadriel made Celeborn get dressed up, and he wasn't very happy about it.

"Why?" he complained "They're dirty!"

"Well, your an elf. So get dressed!"

Eventually, Galadriel won.

When they met the Fellowship, Galadriel was very embarrassed when Celeborn asked where Gandalf was. As soon as they were out of sight, Galadriel hit Celeborn upside the head.

"What are you trying to do?" she asked "Cause permanent emotional scarring by bringing up their dead leader?"

"No!" Celeborn said "Gandalf was my poker buddy, and he owed me money, which I owe to Elrond."

Galadriel rolled her eyes. "Just don't talk, okay?"

"Fine." said Celeborn, who walked away.

Galadriel decided to observe the Fellowship from afar, and check on their emotional state.

Galadriel disguised herself as a tree, and began writing her her sparkly blue notebook.

Aragorn - seems to be okay with death of Gandalf, doesn't know how to deal w/ emotions.

Aragorn was practicing his sword work against a tree.

Legolas - GAY GAY GAY, I mean, (Thranduil paid me not to tell anyone...)

Legolas was batting his eyes at Haldir, who was slowly backing away from the elven prince.

Boromir - Just crazy in general, I think Denethor might of paid Elrond off just to get Boromir away from normal people.

Boromir was rocking back and forth muttering about a 'ring' and 'evil'.

Merry - Too Happy

Merry was singing with some elves.

Pippin - Too Cute

Pippin was batting his eyelashes at elves who were giving him mounds of Lembas.

Sam - Refer to the first three words under 'Legolas'

Frodo - Too emotional

Frodo was crying. Again.

Gimli - EW EW! Dwarf! And he was sooo hitting on me. That little dork. Remind Haldiror some one to poke him with a pointy arrow. Or have Celeborn cook for him.

Gimli was running around asking for Galadriel.

"Hiya!"

Galadriel schreeched and fell down. She wiggled out of her tree disguise and looked up.

Celeborn was waving at her. "Hiya! I made fudge, want some? I followed the recipe and everthing."

Galadriel looked at the plate Celeborn was offering her.

It looked like mud mixed with glue. "Um, I'm watching my figure darling." she said sweetly, "Why don't you go offer Haldir some? Or Legolas?"

Celeborn nodded and ran off, offering to all the elves in sight, who were refusing.

She rolled her eyes. None of the elves were stupid enough to take any of Celeborn's cooking. Except Haldir. Even after that Pineapple Lembas incident.

Galadriel stuck her glittery blue pencil in her blue sparkly notebook, and went to study them more individualy.

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I likey sparkly things!