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Once upon a time. SG-1 was was about to embark on a mission to...

...discover the Lost City of the Care Bears and learn the secrets of the Care Bear Stare...

Daniel was particularly interested in this mission because he had loved the Care Bears as a child.

SG-1 stood at the gate waiting for the chevrons to lock when...

Jack shouted, "Nooo! I forgot to tape the Simpsons. Hang on, I'll be right back!"

And promptly fell on his face as he tripped on Siler.

Sgt. Siler helped the Colonel up, "Sorry sir, are you alright? I was supposed to fix that last step on the gate ramp this morning." Overhearing SG1 speak of the Care Bear mission, he leans in and whispers to Jack, "Bring me back a...

care bear that I can fall deeply in love with and won't HURT ME LIKE MAJOR CARTER!

Daniel asked Teal'c, "Do you think General Hammond will let us keep...I mean bring one back for study?"

Teal'c responded. "That is most likely Daniel Jackson."

Danny let out a squee of delight at the thought of getting to study one of the cute and cuddly creatures.

Jack comes back. Hammonds got my back... taping it for me. ;)
So, we off to see the wizard, or what?

"On the contrary O'Neill. It is not the wizard we are off to see, it is the Care Bears," Teal'c says with a slight grin of happiness.

Happily they all lope through the gate.

When SG-1 arrived on the planet...

Daniel smiled with delight at all the colorful Care Bears. :D
"I want a blue one, no, a purple one, no.. a blue. Yes, a blue one. No.. wait, wait, wait. deep breath Jack, you decide."

"Daniel..." Jack said in his usual way. "Let's try to stick to why we're here, shall we?" As they walked twards the care bear city.

Daniel squees and does a happy dance at all the different colored Care Bears. At this moment, they hear the gate being dialed in. Diving behind some nearby brushes, they patiently wait to see who this newcomer is. To their surprise, Jonas flys out of the gate wearing a clown suit.

After shooting through the gate Jonas hands each of the members of SG-1 a bananna and then flies off on the planet somewhere. Sam, Jack, and Daniel have an extremely confused look on their faces. Teal'c raises his eyebrow. "Oookay... what was that?" Jack says.

Unbeknowst to our heros, Jonas was sent through the gate on a top secret mission to steal a care bear who might hold the key to defeating... the badguy of choice...

Jonas took a bite of a banana and looked at Colonel O'Neill. Teal'c stole a banana and took a bite of it. With banana in his mouth, he said, "I believe that is a banana, O'Neill."
Teal'c saw a baby care bear hop up to him gazing at him looking like he's begging for a piece of the banana. Teal'c cocked his head and gazed back at the little creature.