Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...

Ya I'm going down people way way down!

Usually people get better as they keep on writing fan fics but the numbers of reviews I have been getting seems to be deteriorating rapidly so I'm guessing it's because I'm getting crap!

Please review!

But thanks to: TheSunshineGirls- Truly am very grateful for your review, I'll put ShikaIno but who did you want to be voted out...thanks again for reviewing!

Lee-sanOnee-san, Oo...HAHAHAAA...WHO DID YOU WANT AS PAIRINGS, WHO DID YA WANT TO BE VOTED OUT? Thanks for the review mate, greatly appreciated.

Jazzy Uchiha- I'm sooo sorry for having Lee cut Gaara's hair as compensation, I'll put Sakura and Gaara together, and I hope you like this chapter! (About Gaara and Sakura, you don't want romance with that do ya...its just that I have never done that pairing...Oo let me know thanks for reviewing!)

ALSO ABOUT THE NOTE ON THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER ABOUT ME ABANDONING MY 2FICS...IT WAS JUST A JOKE OK?

This chapter is a bit retarded toward the end where you see who has voted for who but have a little patience, the story will hopefully get better...its not as long as it seems I used a lot of spaces.

BTW: OC is Onii-chan...Ok?


Onii-chan BBH Hair Transfers

Chapter Two: Lee's out!


"Yo Gaara...what's with the new do?" asked Kiba who was preparing for the obstacle course that was going to take place. Gaara touched his head a little confused, it was smooth, Gaara was new to this strange feeling, he ran to look in the mirror, his head was shiny. "Who did this to me..." said Gaara; he was still a state of shock. Lee was in the toilet trying to disguise Gaara's hair as much as possible, Lee tried to gel the hair into a bob, but the hair just sprung back into its normal position. 'Holy shiten hosen' thought Lee. Gaara had already nearly killed him once, what would stop him from trying again? Lee's thoughts however were cut off by the sound of big brother calling everyone to the dining room. Hastily Lee grabbed a towel and rapped it around his head like a turban. He walked into the dining room holding two inscent sticks in each hand. He received many strange looks but then again didn't he always? Lee stayed well away from Gaara.

"Hello this is Onii-chan," said a female voice. "Tonight one of you will leave."

Everyone: "/gasp/"

Onii-chan: "You will vote in one hour's time, you are NOT allowed to discuss who you will vote for."

"What's with the new look, Gaara, Lee?" asked Sakura

"Oh yea, you two do look different." said Naruto

"They look like freaks." added Sasuke

"Oh hey Lee where did you find my towel?" asked Tenten.

"Lee where did you find my inscent sticks?" asked Neji

"Inscent sticks Neji?" asked Tenten

"Err, for meditation." he replied. Anyway everyone was pelting questions at Lee, left right and centre, he didn't know how to answer them so he crept away. Tenten grabbed the turban in an attempt to stop Lee from running away, the turban unravelled to reveal Lee's spiky red hair. Most of the people in the room gasped and then the room was filled with pure silence. Gaara was fuming, how could Lee steel his hair, just because Lee's hair was crap compared to Gaara's.

Gaara strutted up to Lee, sand floating all around him in fury. Security people were right behind the secret door, they were ready to burst into the room, they stepped forward when they saw Gaara place a hand on his red hair. Suddenly Gaara yanked at it, "Give me my frigging hair back you thick eye browed bastard."

"NEVER...you'll never get it back...and at least I have eyebrows unlike someone." Said Lee.

"It's mine, I want it, it's mine."

"I don't see you're name on it."

"I'm going to crush you with my sand." Security wouldn't budge to break the fight up; no way this sort of entertainment was rare. The two shinobies were now fighting full on and suddenly they were in mid air flinging their legs around. Their legs were about to collided when Sakura ran in to stop the fight, while doing this she received two harsh blows, one on her back and the other on her stomach. She fell onto the ground and a second later everyone in the house was surrounding her.

"Sakura," said Sasuke, "You really should stop getting in the way of people's fights... you're annoying, I was enjoying that."

"Sasuke-/sob/ kun...NOOO." said Sakura who was crying in fake agony.

"Okay e-every b-body, I w-will s-see to Sakura-chan's injury, s-stay back p-please." After five minutes under Hinata's healing hands Sakura was alive and kicking again. Sakura shot death glares at Lee and Gaara.

"Hn...Sasuke was right, that would never have happened if you weren't so noisy." Gaara said but secretly Gaara wondered why she stopped the fight, was Gaara and Lee one of her special people? Sakura was about to retaliate but Onii-chan asked for the first person to step in to the Onii-chan booth, it was voting time.


ONII-CHAN BOOTH

Enter Choji:

OC: Hello Choji.

Choji: Hello Onii-chan

OC: Who would you like to vote out and why?"

Choji: Naruto and Kiba because they eat too much.

OC: That is not a valid reason Choji.

Choji: Yes it is they deprive me of my food and Naruto ate my last potato chip.

OC: Ok you may leave

Exit Choji

Enter Gaara

Gaara: I would like to vote for Lee and Sakura and Sasuke

OC: You can only vote for two people

Gaara: In that case I vote for Sasuke because he said I look like a freak and Lee because he made me look like a freak.

OC: Fair enough. O.o

Exit Gaara

Enter Hinata

Hinata: Umm...L-lee and Sasuke

OC: Why?

Hinata: I...don't make me do this p-please.

OC: Hinata, if you don't say why, you will go up for public nomination.

Hinata: I-I don't think Lee is coping very well and well Sasuke is just m-mean

Exit Hinata/ Enter Ino

Ino: I'm voting for Lee and Sakura because Lee is pure annoying and with Sakura gone I can have Sasuke all to my self

OC: Right...O.o;

Exit Ino/ Enter Kankurou

Kankurou: I vote for Lee and Kiba to go because I know Gaara is going to make me pay for what Lee did to him and Kiba because he thinks he's cool.

Exit Kankurou/ Enter Kiba

Kiba: I vote for Lee and Choji because they are missing home plus Choji eats too much. If he keeps staying here he will most likely take a big chunk of the budget.

Exit Kiba/ Enter Lee

Lee: I vote for Gaara because he's an uptight bastard and I also vote for Kankurou because I know he voted for me.

Exit Lee/Enter Naruto

Naruto: I vote for Gaara and Lee because they hurt Sakura

Exit Naruto/ Enter Neji

Neji: I vote for Sakura and Hinata because Hinata is from the main house and Sakura stopped the fight.

Exit Neji Enter Sakura

Sakura: GAARA AND LEE

OC: Lower your voice child why do you vote for them?

Sakura: They kicked me.

Exit Sakura/ Enter Sasuke

OC: Who are your nominees?

Sasuke: Hn? Oh Sakura and Lee, they are annoying

OC: Is that you're only reason?

Sasuke: Ye

Exit Sasuke/ Enter Shikamaru

Shikamaru: Dude...I totally dig that cloud wall paper you put in the bedroom.

OC: Shikamaru-

Shika: My nominees are /starts to snore/...

OC: Shikamaru!

Shika: Lee, irritating...Sakura...foolish child...

OC: Ok you may leave

Shika: Chair... so... comfy... (Security had to secretly cart Shikamaru out of the room)

Enter Shino

Shino: I vote for Sakura and Lee

OC: Why?

Shino: The bugs don't like them.

Exit Shino Enter Temari

Temari: I vote for Lee and Ino

OC: Why?

Temari: Lee and Ino...because I KNOW she secretly like Shikamaru and I saw him first plus Lee stole Gaara's hair which was pretty out of order.

Exit Temari /Enter Tenten

Tenten: Lee and Sakura...GOD those two are soooo annoying.


So everyone had casted their vote and at the moment the two with the most votes were Sakura and Lee, leaving them up for public nomination.

OC: Ok the people with the most votes will go up for public nomination, Lee, Sakura...pack you're bags.

Sakura: W-why meeeeeee?

Lee: Yes Gai-sensei, did I make you proud?

Gai sensei puppet: MMmmffff mff urff


Hours later everyone was in their own corner. Sakura and Lee had packed their bags already and Sasuke had gone into the Onii-chan booth...

"Hello Onii-chan."

"Hello Sasuke..."

"I'm just going to talk a bit so you don't have to listen...I have a message for my brother, I need to get it off my chest."

"Oo...o...k...then."

"Shizzle my nizzle...I'm gonna F-U up when I'm outtA here, you about to die

I'm gonna make you cry

Then I'm gonna make you FRY

You're ass is mine

Ah yeea"

"Thanks for that Sasuke."

"What ever."


Tsunade (micro phone): Will every one please sit in the living room. The person that will leave the Onii-chan house today...is Lee. Lee to have sixty seconds to say you're good byes.

Lee: Forgetsixty seconds, I want out now!

A mixture of cheering and booing could be heard from the audience.

Lee managed to pry the doors open with his hand; he rushed over to Gai-sensei with his arms open wide. He did the bay watch run and they hugged before the fake sunset. Suddenly Lee was being dragged away from Gai by Tsunade. Lee went to sit in the hot seat he was ready for his interview.

Tsunade: So Lee, what has been you're high light of the whole big brother experience.

Lee: Getting out. Definitely, it's the most exhilarating experience. But being away from my family and most of all Gai-sensei has been purely awful for me.

Tsunade: How do you like you're new look...I know your fan girls seem to love it.

Fan girls: BOOOO...You're rubbish, Bring on Sasuke-kun man-err

Lee: I know the ladies have always had a secret passion for me, although they try to deny it, especially the delectable Sakura-chan.

Tsunade: Oh well that's all we have time for now but here's a little secret of what's to come ladies and gents...tonight Gaara, Sakura, Shikamaru and Ino will find out that they are going to share a bed but who will bunk with who exactly?

Lee- NOOOOOOOOOO...Sakura-chan, I want to sleep with you


OC: Ok every body, we have had a secret vote since Naruto came to complain about the number of beds. The public have voted for Shikamaru, Ino, Gaara and Sakura to share two beds.

Shikamaru: Oh why me? This is troublesome

Ino: I bag Shikamaru.

Sakura: Why couldn't I be with Sasuke-kun?

Gaara/whispers/ ooh she might be my precious person.

Sasuke: Thank you god


GETTING READY FOR BED...

"Ok now this is my side and that's yours" said Ino as she placed pillows in between her and Shikamaru. She only left about 1/4 of the space for Shikamaru and the rest she made a little nest for herself and her teddy bears. They turned the lights out and Ino managed to drag most of the cover onto her side of the bed. Gaara claimed he was and insomniac and he couldn't sleep, knowing this Sakura still placed a barrier just in case she fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Gaara went out side to take a stroll in the garden. Everyone was asleep and he was the only one up. He touched his head and felt the irritating smoothness of it. He went to the girls dorm (because that's where his bed was) and he slipped into bed, he suddenly felt the tiredness rush over him. He looked at Sakura's perfect pink locks and twiddled them in-between his fingers. Pink was the nearest thing to red...

He dropped into a deep sleep...Sasuke walked into the room. He saw what Gaara had been doing so carefully he lifted Sakura's head up and took a kunai. He carefully removed the hair and stuck it onto Gaara's shiny head that was illuminated even in the dark.

"Oy Sasuke..." said Shikamaru, "What are you doing?"

"Shh...Don't tell any one..." said Sasuke.

"Hnn Trouble...some." said a sleepy Shikamaru


Gaara woke up smelling the beautiful scent of cherry blossom. He went to the bathroom, most of the house mates were up except for, Sakura, Shikamaru and Naruto. After Gaara washed his face, he went out of the bathroom and had breakfast. His back was turned towards the dormitory's door. Naruto stumbled out and his eyes grew wide as he saw Sakura's beautiful, bubblegum pink hair. He rushed up and hugged the figure..."SAKURA-/BONG/" Gaara knocked him on to the ground, why the hell would Naruto confuse him for Sakura, then again the boy was pretty dense."

Gaara walked up to the mirror to apply a touch of eye liner when he saw it. PINK HAIR, the same one he caressed yesterday, had his dream come true? He looked in the mirror again, how did that get here? Maybe Sakura gave it to him?


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