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Onii-chan BBH Hair Transfers

Chapter Three: Get Shaky, Choji Out


"Sakura's going to kill me" Gaara said to himself as he took the scissors, he grabbed a chunk of hair, but he couldn't bring himself to cut it.

"Ohiyo, Forehead girl." said Ino as she stepped into the bathroom.

"Ohiyo Ino Pig." said Gaara in his squeakiest voice; he was hiding his face so Ino would see him.

"Oy...Forehead girl, there's no need to be so self conscious, I told you before. I don't really mean it when I say you're ugly." Ino said in a serious voice.

"Arigatou..." Gaara fled out of the bathroom as he saw Ino beginning to get in the shower. Who should he ask for help? His brother's and sisters would make fun of him if he told them, but then again everyone watching national TV would be taking the piss out of him. Then it hit him. Sasuke, he didn't have a sense of humour maybe he could help? "Sasuke-kun...mu mu mu mu..." Gaara grabbed Sasuke's hand and started to squeal like a pig.

"Ahhh, Sakura, you're annoying, leave me alone for once." Sasuke shrugged off Gaara's arm.

"Sasuke it's me you baka!" Gaara hissed.

"Nani? Gaara? Ahahahaaaa!" Sasuke started to laugh like a loon and he earned a few looks from his fellow housemates. Meanwhile Gaara was dragging Sasuke along the grass and into the private room.

Naruto: Sakura, sure is forward huh? Look at her kick him, she's not taking no for an answer.

Hinata: (whispers) Na-naruto, I w-ish I...I could be like that.

Naruto: Huh, you say something Hinata?

Hinata: NO...no N-naruto-kun

"Sasuke you have to help me!"

"Why me?"

"Get the damn hair off my head."

"Why is it always the pink haired girls that are annoying?" Muttered Sasuke.

"Damn you Sasuke, help me before Sakura wakes up."

"SASUKE-KUN..."

"Why me?"

"If you don't help me YOU will be mentally scarred, Sakura's hair is starting to latch onto me, and I'm starting to have these urges..."

"Urges...? Yea, I'll go and see what I can do." Sasuke said hurriedly as he rushed out of the room.

"Urges my ass...Sasuke-kun, you're going to pay, Muhahaahaha-ha ha-ha...Sasuke-kun I know it was you who gave me the hair transplant. DAMMIT stop saying '-kun' at the end of his name!"


Dammit Sasuke, swallow your pride and ask him for help, "Naruto/gulp/ I ne-ed..." he couldn't finish his sentence.

"What Sasuke?" asked Naruto

"Need heee-lp."

"Sorry?"

"He said he n-needs y-your help N-naruto-kun." said Hinata.

"Reeea-lly?"

"Hai." said Sasuke. "Quick before Sakura wakes up."

"She's already awake you baka."

"Dobe, that's Gaara."

"NANI? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I KISSED GAARA AND HUGGED HIM PASSIONATLY." Screamed Naruto, he was on the verge of having a mental break down.

Since they were in the kitchen Sasuke took the nearest spatula and whacked Naruto on the head, then it hit Sasuke. "I'll just use Naruto's hair!"

"S-sasuke-kun, y-you can't d-do t-this" said Hinata.

"Muhaahaaa, just watch me." Sasuke was like a mad scientist, he was hacking away at Naruto's luscious blond hair. Sasuke lifted it slowly from Naruto's unconscious head and stitched it onto Sakura who was still asleep.


Moments later Sakura staggered out of bed and walked over in to the bath room, she didn't notice her hair was different because when she lathered her hair in the shower, it seemed to be the same, maybe a little too short, but it had the same soft texture, maybe softer. After Sakura had breakfast no one noticed the difference between each other and each other's hair. Everyone seemed to be in their own lala land. Hinata, Sasuke and Gaara didn't dare mention what had happened, but they were looking at each other, Sasuke gave Hinata the look saying, 'speak and die', Gaara looked at Sasuke as if to say, 'I know you're dirty little secret...and you're going to pay the ultimate price.' Hinata was confused and look fearsome as ever.

Onii-chan called everyone into the garden it was now time for the 'obstacle course'. "Hello house mates, this is Onii-chan, Will the first house mate step on to the slide, can I remind you that this challenge not only determines how much money you get, but it also depends on who will go up for public nomination tonight."

Everyone/Gasp/ Ohh...oo...oh no.

Onii-chan: That's right, ah yea! Any way Akamaru, step onto the side.

Akamaru: Gruff.

So being a dog Akamaru was most likely to ace the test, since he was small he had agility. He slid down the slop, then he ran under the net in to the mud, then he climbed on the monkey bars and jumped into the mud pool...THE MUD POOL. The mud was sticking to his fur, and it was making him heavier, Akamaru was drowning, his little paws were barely able to make it to the bars. Kiba was watching his beloved team mate's struggle to get out. It ripped Kiba up seeing Akamaru like that. Suddenly he dived into the mud and got his dog out. He received some death glares from every one else because he was putting his housemate in jeopardy for a...dog O.o

Next up was Choji, he step up onto the side, but his bum was wedged in between the slide. He squirmed about he was struggling badly to get out. "Shikamaru, help Me." he squirmed. Shikamaru did a shadow jutsu that controlled Choji's movements, after ten agonising minutes, Choji was free. He completed the rest of the course with ease. Onii-chan had disqualified Akamaru and Choji because they needed help; they would both go up for public nomination tonight.

"Gaara will you please step on to the slide." asked Onii-chan

Every body glanced at the boy with the bald head. That was Gaara...right? If that was Gaara, why did he have ocean blue eyes? Shikamaru had sussed everything out thought. He remembered Lee had cut his own hair and then he took Gaara's, Gaara was given Sakura's, and Sakura was given Naruto's...hmmm very interesting indeed, the other housemate must have been too dense to realise.

"Gaara, Please step up on to the slide." Onii-chan repeated.

"Jeez, why is everyone looking at me?" asked Naruto as he fished a round to get the hat that was in his pocket.

"Gaara nii-san...?" said Temari as she step up to the bald boy. Meanwhile Gaara, the pink haired boy was silently laughing at his siblings' reactions. Kankurou was pacing around Naruto who was oblivious to the looks he was getting. The pink haired boy (Gaara) stepped onto the swing. Everyone gasped, and a dangerous pink chakra flowed around Sakura as she looked at her pink hair floating in the wind. Why was she so stupid, why didn't she realise way before? Who ever did this to her was going to pay.

After Gaara, everyone decided they would discuss the hair business after the challenge. Sakura was told to keep her cool and after wards no one else was disqualified. The challenge was completed quite successfully and everyone was told that Akamaru and Choji were going to go up for public nomination, they didn't seem to mind so much.


Sakura was looking at Gaara, Gaara at Sasuke and Sasuke at Hinata, Hinata was fumbling around with her midnight blue hair that cascaded around her shoulders, it had grown quite long know, she was blushing a deep red under Sasuke's gaze.

"Can someone tell me why everyone's looking at each other so intently?" asked Ino.

"He has my hair, can any one tell me why?" Whinged Sakura.

"Uchiha..." muttered Gaara.

"Wow, you can say my name." said Sasuke, still not moving his gaze. He was looking at them, his gaze was giving out a message to Gaara and Hinata, 'tell and die'.

"UCHIHA, Tell them what you did, you think I don't know? I can piece two and two together!"

"Oh Fine, I did it, I'm the culprit who cut you're hair!" Sasuke said, finally adverting his piercing gaze.

"W-why w-would you do something like that t-to me...?" Spluttered Sakura.

"I didn't H-hinata helped me." said Sasuke as he saw Sakura move towards him but then Sakura started to walk nearer to Gaara. Gaara watched with a smirk on his face but it slowly faded when he realised she was after him. Hinata began stuttering like crazy.

"I-I-I-I w-wo-uld n-ne-ver d-do-do that Sakura-ch-chan."

"YOU LIE, BOTH OF YOU"

"/POW/ BOOM/ CLATTER/SNAP/ FART/" When Sakura was done with Hinata and Gaara she dusted her hand and her dress and crouched over to Sasuke.

"Sasuke-KUN..."

"No...No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Sakura began to cut his hair, snip by snip, for every time she snipped his hair he yelled.

"Sasuke-kun, if you don't shut up I'm going to have to kiss you quiet..."

"/gulp/"

"Naruto, get you're butt here...NOW!" Naruto came running like a little dog and Sasuke rubbed his bald head. Oh no not Naruto, of all people she could place his hair on, she was going to give it to Naruto!

Ten minutes later Naruto was blowing himself kisses in the mirror, "Mm-hmm, I look HOT, ow!"


Onii-chan: Will every one please, take a seat, the votes have been counted and the second person to leave will be.../silence/...CHOJI, will you please say you're good byes and leave now."

Everyone bid Choji fare well and Akamaru barked with happiness, just before he left Choji kick the dog and he flew into a glass panel, shattering it in to a million pieces. Just before Choji left, Akamaru bit him in the back side, and Choji let out a great yelp, vowing to kill Akamaru the next time he saw him.

Life went on in the house and Naruto kept glancing at him self saying things like "Do you think I'm sexy, do you think I'm hot?" Sakura highly regretted giving him Sasuke's hair. Wait a minute, if Naruto thought that Sasuke's hair was sexy, did that mean he had the hots for Sasuke?

Sasuke was tearful as he entered the Onii-chan booth. "Hello Onii-chan, I have two things to say, firstly, I-am-not-happy, you know what I mean?"

"Yes Sasuke, but you did start it first." replied Onii-chan.

"Whatever, and the second thing I wanna say is to my brother Itachi-nii chan

I'm gonna make you pay

Then your gonna say

This ain't the day

ThenI'm gonna kill your girlfriend Fay

That's right, i know about that witch, so you better pray"

"Is that all Sasuke?"

"Yes...bye..." (A/N I know the Itachi poems are becoming lame, I'll stop after this 1)


Sakura enter BBB: Hello Onii-chan, I refuse to share a bed with Gaara, who has taken my hair.

Onii-chan: That is not allowed.

Sakura: Yes but-

Onii-chan: You will be evicted, if you do not follow the rules.

Sakura bowed her head down and went to sleep next to Gaara.


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