DISCLAIMER:
Gunner: Hiyas!!! Wanna hear a joke? Good! We all own Trigun, A.I. Love You, and Star Wars: Jedi Apprentice. Good joke, huh?
DK: We're BACK!!! All of the crazed lunatics are back!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! NowhereMan2, Thanks for the WONDERFUL review!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
NDG: (sigh) That's what happens when DK, the smart, junior, AP, million-collage-credits-student is on sugar high.
Haiku: Scaaaarrryyy!!!!!!
Tsato: RUN FOR COVER!!!
ALL: (shock)(awe)(amazement)
Haiku: Did he just...
DK: (Now okay and himself again) Yep.
NDG: Wow...
We see a room with a couch, comfortable looking recliners, numerous tables (with evil plans on them). A blue-haired man is sitting at a table idly drumming his fingers to a non-existent beat. And a black-haired man is sitting in a recliner and smoking. In the background we hear someone scream, "Stop it with the smoking!!! I cant breathe!!!" The black-haired man just exhales And says, "Good."
(Comes into the room.) "Let's get on with it already! I have a two guests lined up already, and a really good piece of gossip!" Zazie
"I'm bored." Wolfwood
"I want a hot dog." Legato
"Get off of your lazy asses and get on with the show already!!!" Zazie
"Don't have a heart attack!" Wolfwood
"You're one to talk, Smokey." Zazie
"Call me that again and a blow a rocket through your head." Wolfwood
"On with the show! The guests are... no, nevermind! Here, just take these." (hands them cue cards) And DO GOOD! Zazie
"Who taught you English?" Wolfwood
"You!" Zazie
"Um, yeah, but..." Wolfwood
"'K you're on in 5-4-3-2-1!!!" Zazie
The cameras start rolling; manned by Kuroneko-sama.
"Hello, and welcome to the show! I'm you're host! Nicholas D. Wolfwood! And he's just some crazy guy named Legato!" Wolfwood
"BLUESUMMERS! LEGATO BLUESUMMERS!!! And I'm not crazy, you are." Legato
(Far away) "Get on with it already!" Zazie
Legato falls asleep.
(sigh) "Today our special guests will be: Saati Namba from A.I. Love You, and Dr. Murk Lundi from Star Wars: Jedi Apprentice.
Saati and Lundi walk in.
"Hello all!" Lundi
"Hi everyone!" Saati
"Okay! We are going to have you each answer questions about the other's book! Or... BookS!
"Don't make fun of my ONE REALLY GOOD BOOK!!! People followed me closely!!!" Lundi
(Mutters) "He sounds a lot like Knives... Scary." Wolfwood
(wakes up)(horrified) "Did you just talk bad about the master!!!" (falls back asleep) Legato
"Is he okay?" Saati
(sigh) "No, he's always like that." Wolfwood
(smiles; totally oblivious) "Okay!" Saati
(wakes up again) "She reminds me of someone stupid... Hey! I'll call the two stupid spiders to go jogging!!! Ohhh! What a great idea!!!" Legato
"Yeah, yeah, SHUT UP." Wolfwood
"The GUESTS!!!!!" Zazie
"Oh, yeah! You are both going to try to answer questions about the other person's series!" Wolfwood
"Whaaaaaaaaat!?!?!? I've never even heard of 'I Love Somebody'" Lundi
"A.I. Love You!" Saati
"That's what I said." Lundi
"O—kay! First question is for ...-" Wolfwood
(wakes up) "Lundi; What is the name of Saati's boyfriend? Is it A) Obi-Wan Kenobi; B) Hitoshi Kobe; or C) Rei-Dae the Blade?" Legato
"I'll go with C, Rei-dae the Blade!" Lundi
(walks in) "Eeeewwww!!!! NEVER!!! I am not a spider-lover like you all!!!!!!" Rei-Dae
"Ah, screw this! No one is gonna know the answers! What do you think Legato? (notices that he's asleep again) Ahh, forget it." Wolfwood
(walks in) "Hey! What is the meaning of this! Rei-Dae just ran out screaming! Hey! Who is in charge of the spider brigade! I never approved this!!! Bring me the leader of this madness at once!!!" Knives
(wakes up) "Yes master." Legato
"And get rid of the spiders- for good!" Knives
Saati and Lundi run out screaming because of the madness.
"Zazie!" Legato and Wolfwood
"Hey! To you two it's 'director'! And what do you need? (looks up at the VERY angry figure towering over him) Oh." Zazie
(Seething) "What is the meaning of this? Answer me spider!" Knives
"Uhh... Gotta go! (Runs out)" Zazie
Gunner: GASP! Is this the end of the talk show?!?! Maybe for good?!?!
NDG: NEVER!!! It's too much fun to write!
Haiku: Yeah!
DK: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Haiku: Guess it still hasn't worn off yet...
DK: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NDG: Oh, yeah Knives WILL KEEP POPPING UP! (randomly, of course) So don't worry!
Tsato: ................................... (FYI: If you even know who Dr. Murk Lundi is then yay!!!!! AND... This is him before he goes insane from the holocron.)
