DISCLAIMER:

NDG: wE dO nOt OwN tRiGuN! (singing)

DK: Um… heh… Yeah.

NDG: Or Wal-Mart! OR Winnie the Pooh!

DK: -BUT- We –DO- own Knives (UN)LTD.! The clothes line… sorta… UU

NDG: AND! Mikey! He's MINE! ALL MINEEEEEEEEE! Ha-Ha—Hah-Ha-HA! Nannie-nannie-boo-BOO!

DK: Um… Sorry, but I really don'y think that anybody REALLY wants Mikey…

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We see numerous tables with EVIL plans on them, a couch and a few recliners. Wolfwood is lounging around on the couch, and Midvalley, a recliner.

"Hello and welcome to the show for today! I'm your host Nicholas D. Wolfwood, and this is Midvalley, who will be filling in for Legato!" Wolfwood

"Hi. (waves)" Midvalley

"Now… Before we begin the show, we are going to see what Legato is up to with our 'newest' Gung-Ho Gun! Po." Wolfwood

A tv screen suddenly appears behind Wolfwood and Midvalley. It shows Legato and 'Po' standing in the training room and talking,… well, in Legato's case, yelling. Legato said "It's not POOH! It's PO! You are an animal… Not a piece of crap… Your abilities aside…" The screen the goes blank and Midvalley mutters "disturbed… that's what Legs is…"

"Well,um... that's all that we're allowed to show the kiddies… too much violence… and killing… and training…" Midvalley

"Well, now please welcome our returning guest… Millions Shithead!" Wolfwood

(crickets chirp)

(Knives walks out… finally)

(One person who looks suspiciously like Rei-Dae cheers, but is then silenced when a spike is shot through his back… UU)

"Aht-ahem!" Midvalley

(The crowd cheers.)

"Hello! I am Knives and I am going to kindly show you worthless spiders, human scum, losers, plant killers- (he is silenced by a smack from Zazie who just HAPPENED to walk out at that piticular time.) My new line of clothing! Knives (UN)LTD.!" Knives

(The crowd cheers.)

"Well, we are now going out to give away FREE samples as a special promotion! Meet us at

Wal-Mart!" Zazie

(A little while later…)

(Outside Wal-Mart)

There is a table set up with assorted clothes on it (Shirts, long and short sleeved, pajama pants, sweatshirts, OBVIOUSLY hoodies! And other ACCESSORIES!). The shirts all have the Knives (UH) LTD. Logo on them: A circle with a knife in the middle. Then they have other assorted designs... Like Pictures of knives (the OBJECT... NOT the person, er... plant)and all that stuff. Wolfwood, Knives and Midvalley are sitting behind it (as said: Left-to-Right!) They are all wearing name tags that read: Chapel the Evergreen; Millions Knives; and Midvalley the Hornfreak.

(They're sitting…)

(And sitting…)

(AND sitting some more unitl… A lady with five kids trailing behind walks by and…)

"Hello! Would you like a FREE thing from Knives (UN)LTD.? (cheesy smile) Did I mention that they're FREE! (ANOTHER cheesy smile... SO FAKE!)

The people walk right by him, but then one little kid stops and goes back. (His name is Mikey.)

(Walks up to Knives.) "Can I have a shirt? Please?" Mikey

"Sure, spider. Here. (He hands Mikey a shirt.) Now, go back to the big spider and begone. Knives

"Can I help hand out the stuff PLEASE?" Mikey

"Sure kid." Midvalley

"(wispering) Why should he help us?" Knives

"(ALSO wispering) It'll make us look good to have a kid around." Midvalley.

"Ohhh... Okay... I guess. Hey... Where did Wolfwood go?"

"Oh... He's PROBABLY trying his best to get off his RIDICOULS name tag, because if I were missing, that's where I'D be..." Midvalley

"You don't REALLY mean that, do you?" / Knives

"'Course not..." Midvalley

"'K kid, here's the stuff that you can hand out. (Hands Mikey some stuff.)" Knives

And then Mikey left.

(Five, LONG, GRUELING, BORING hours later...)

"I'm bored." Knives

"Me too. HEY! WAIT-A-MINUTE! This is all YOUR fault! We're stuck here because of you and your STUPID clothes!" Midvalley

"So?" Knives

(Is wearing his jogging outfit. YES! We brought it back! XD )"Hey, guys! I'm baaaaack!" Wolfwood

"WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU! And WHAT"S with that stoopid outfit?" Knives and Midvalley

"Er... nowhere!" Wolfwood

"(sigh) Let's just go home...)" Midballey

"You got it!" Knives

(At the Gung-Ho Guns Complex)

"Well... that sure was a lot of work!" Knives

"I'm NEVER going to EVER do that EVER again!" Midvalley

"Well... It wasn't THAT bad..." Wolfwood

"Whaydda MEAN? You weren't even there half the time! No1 More than half!" Midvalley

"Oh... Well! I'm going to go and watch the news." Wolfwood

"You do that." Midvalley

(From the other room...)

"OH MY GODDDD! SOME KID GOT HIT BY A CAR!" Rei-Dae

"Jeeze! You're right!" Wolfwood

(Midvalley comes in.)

"It's Mikey! KNIVESSSSSSSSSSSSS! COME QUICK!" Midvalley

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A/N:

NDG: Um... well that's all!

DK We're kinda running low on ideas here... so if ya have any, then please tell us!

NDG: Bye now!