A/N: Okay so one more chapter..what could it hurt? Besides the ozone layer
and quite possibly all of modern America..
(TwystedFate): When we last left everyone, they were happy because the Bohemian revolution had come. The revolution, and Tuesday. The "meeting" they had had with the Duke had lasted for six hours, and was over at 12:01 am. Everyone was happy.
(Toulouse): I think I will go sacrifice a cow!
Then Toulouse realized that he was alone in that room of the elephant, everyone else had left. Toulouse shrugs and leaves the elephant
(TwystedFate): Where did everyone go?
(Satine): I'm back here.
(TwystedFate): Oh.
(Satine): ..You have writers block, don't you?
(TwystedFate): What makes you say that?
(Satine): Look at these pathetic attempts at sarcasm!
(TwystedFate): Leave me alone I'm tired I spent all day cleaning paint off of 15 7 year old children.
(Satine): Ooer.
(TwystedFate): Exactly. Can we just get this song and dance routine done?
(Satine): ..There's no dancing in that routine. It's just me singing and looking sexy while draping my body in various poses across the furniture and walls of the elephant.
(TwystedFate): Whatever it is, let's just get it over with.
(Satine): What am I supposed to sing?
(TwystedFate): I don't know! Sing what you sing when you're..lost in the woods!
So she sang the song she always sang when she was lost in the woods..heh:
(Satine): I'm lost in the night
Can't find the light
When will I begin
To find the path again?
One day I'll find my way
Leave these woods to yesterday
What more could the police do for me?
When will my shrink be through with me?
Why live life from tree to tree?
And dread the day
I hit a dead end.
Satine finishes her song and stands atop the elephant, draped dramatically against a post, blushing furiously
(TwystedFate): Great! Let's see what's up with Christian!
We see Christian in his garret, sitting in front of his typewriter
(Christian): I'm thirsty. I'll just get some gin..
Christian gets up and goes to a little mini refreigerator in the corner
(Christian): What? No gin?
Christian looks out across the town
(Christian, desperate): Maybe Satine has some gin!
(TwystedFate): So Christian climbed up the butt of the elephant and stood behind Satine
(Christian): *cough*
(Satine): *squeak!* Oh, Christian. Look, I don't love you. I can't love you. I'm a courtesan.
Christian looks confused
(Christian): Err..do you have any gin?
(Satine): Oh. No..I don't love gin.
(Christian): A life without gin! But that, that's awful!
(Satine): No, a life without air, that's awful!
(Christian): No! Gin is like love!
(Satine): And you know this because?
(Christian): Easy! They both are easy to come by and can be faked, as well as are coveted by poor ugly vagrants!
(Satine): Err..
(Christian): Gin is a many coveted thing! Gin lifts us up where we belong, and so do cigarettes! All you need is gin!
(Satine): But I've got to have something to eat with it!
(Christian): All you need it gin!
(Satine): Hey, I could eat meat with it!
(Christian): All you need is gin!
(Satine): Gin is just a game!
(Christian): What?
(Satine): Never mind. Keep going.
(Christian): I was make for drinkin' with you baby! You were made for drinkin' with me!
(Satine): The only way of drinkin' with me is to pay! I'm flat broke! All the guys aren't horn..
(TwystedFate): This is PG! Watch it!
(Satine, blushing): Oh. Right.
(Christian): Just one year! Give me just one year!
(Satine): Are you crazy?
(Christian): Yes! And in the name of gin? One year in the name of gin?
(Satine): You crazy fool! I'm getting a restraining order!
(Christian): Don't leave me this way! I can't survive without your sweet love and gin, oh baby, don't leave me this way!
(Satine): You'd think the world would have had enough of silly drinking songs!
(Christian): You'd be right!
(Satine): Really?
(Christian): Gin lifts us up where we belong! Where the drunken fly! In an asylum high!
(Satine): Why are you on the roof?
(Christian, paying her no regard): We can be heroes!
A strong gust of wind blows
Christian falls off of the roof and gets stuck on an outstreached branch
Satine pulls him into the elephant
(Satine): Will you stop acting like a freak now and just kiss me? I think I love you!
(Christian): Can I have that gin?
(Satine): Yes.
(Christian): Okay!
Satine and Christian kiss, fireworks go off, some guy sings in French ( I think ) etc. etc. etc.
(Toulouse): *hic* This is your Ponggggggggggg..
(Satine): SHUT UP TOULOUSE!
Toulouse scrambles off the roof and runs away
A/N: This is good enuff for today; I've got to go have a seizure. Later! ;)
(TwystedFate): When we last left everyone, they were happy because the Bohemian revolution had come. The revolution, and Tuesday. The "meeting" they had had with the Duke had lasted for six hours, and was over at 12:01 am. Everyone was happy.
(Toulouse): I think I will go sacrifice a cow!
Then Toulouse realized that he was alone in that room of the elephant, everyone else had left. Toulouse shrugs and leaves the elephant
(TwystedFate): Where did everyone go?
(Satine): I'm back here.
(TwystedFate): Oh.
(Satine): ..You have writers block, don't you?
(TwystedFate): What makes you say that?
(Satine): Look at these pathetic attempts at sarcasm!
(TwystedFate): Leave me alone I'm tired I spent all day cleaning paint off of 15 7 year old children.
(Satine): Ooer.
(TwystedFate): Exactly. Can we just get this song and dance routine done?
(Satine): ..There's no dancing in that routine. It's just me singing and looking sexy while draping my body in various poses across the furniture and walls of the elephant.
(TwystedFate): Whatever it is, let's just get it over with.
(Satine): What am I supposed to sing?
(TwystedFate): I don't know! Sing what you sing when you're..lost in the woods!
So she sang the song she always sang when she was lost in the woods..heh:
(Satine): I'm lost in the night
Can't find the light
When will I begin
To find the path again?
One day I'll find my way
Leave these woods to yesterday
What more could the police do for me?
When will my shrink be through with me?
Why live life from tree to tree?
And dread the day
I hit a dead end.
Satine finishes her song and stands atop the elephant, draped dramatically against a post, blushing furiously
(TwystedFate): Great! Let's see what's up with Christian!
We see Christian in his garret, sitting in front of his typewriter
(Christian): I'm thirsty. I'll just get some gin..
Christian gets up and goes to a little mini refreigerator in the corner
(Christian): What? No gin?
Christian looks out across the town
(Christian, desperate): Maybe Satine has some gin!
(TwystedFate): So Christian climbed up the butt of the elephant and stood behind Satine
(Christian): *cough*
(Satine): *squeak!* Oh, Christian. Look, I don't love you. I can't love you. I'm a courtesan.
Christian looks confused
(Christian): Err..do you have any gin?
(Satine): Oh. No..I don't love gin.
(Christian): A life without gin! But that, that's awful!
(Satine): No, a life without air, that's awful!
(Christian): No! Gin is like love!
(Satine): And you know this because?
(Christian): Easy! They both are easy to come by and can be faked, as well as are coveted by poor ugly vagrants!
(Satine): Err..
(Christian): Gin is a many coveted thing! Gin lifts us up where we belong, and so do cigarettes! All you need is gin!
(Satine): But I've got to have something to eat with it!
(Christian): All you need it gin!
(Satine): Hey, I could eat meat with it!
(Christian): All you need is gin!
(Satine): Gin is just a game!
(Christian): What?
(Satine): Never mind. Keep going.
(Christian): I was make for drinkin' with you baby! You were made for drinkin' with me!
(Satine): The only way of drinkin' with me is to pay! I'm flat broke! All the guys aren't horn..
(TwystedFate): This is PG! Watch it!
(Satine, blushing): Oh. Right.
(Christian): Just one year! Give me just one year!
(Satine): Are you crazy?
(Christian): Yes! And in the name of gin? One year in the name of gin?
(Satine): You crazy fool! I'm getting a restraining order!
(Christian): Don't leave me this way! I can't survive without your sweet love and gin, oh baby, don't leave me this way!
(Satine): You'd think the world would have had enough of silly drinking songs!
(Christian): You'd be right!
(Satine): Really?
(Christian): Gin lifts us up where we belong! Where the drunken fly! In an asylum high!
(Satine): Why are you on the roof?
(Christian, paying her no regard): We can be heroes!
A strong gust of wind blows
Christian falls off of the roof and gets stuck on an outstreached branch
Satine pulls him into the elephant
(Satine): Will you stop acting like a freak now and just kiss me? I think I love you!
(Christian): Can I have that gin?
(Satine): Yes.
(Christian): Okay!
Satine and Christian kiss, fireworks go off, some guy sings in French ( I think ) etc. etc. etc.
(Toulouse): *hic* This is your Ponggggggggggg..
(Satine): SHUT UP TOULOUSE!
Toulouse scrambles off the roof and runs away
A/N: This is good enuff for today; I've got to go have a seizure. Later! ;)
