A/N: Sorry I haven't been around lately! I have yet to see how you're surviving without me.. *unplugs the story's respirator* It'll be okay now. I have an infected tooth and I've spent all my days lately crying in bed.. School's been taking up all my time lately too but I still haven't forgotten this ickle gem here. Here goes nothing..

(TwystedFate): When we last left our .. err .. well they're not heroes. When we last left these assorted .. people and .. stuff, they were just told that Satine was dying. Not Satine herself of course, just Zidler and Marie and that doctor with all that hair sticking out of strange places. So basically, everyone thinks Satine was somewhere where she was not. This would mean A) Satine has an evil twin or B) Someone's lying.

(Satine): Wasn't me.

(TwystedFate): How do I KNOW that?

(Satine): Shut up.

(TwystedFate): With PLEASURE. *calmly* Anyway, here's Christian!

(Christian): I thought you were letting this one die. I was just about to go on vacation to the Bahamas and you go and..

(TwystedFate): Nope.

(Christian): Dahm.

(TwystedFate): Get on set.

*dramatic pause*

(TwystedFate): Alright then. Cue what's SUPPOSED to happen..

Satine sits on the bed coughing, Christian stares at her.

Sighing, Satine stands up and begins to bash her head on the wall

Christian walks up to her, concerned

While he's not looking, Satine picks his pocket and stares at his empty wallet

(Satine): Christian! You're broke! How can we fly away?

(Christian): Penniless existance, remember?

(Satine): You idiot.

(Christian): Say, where were you last night?

(Satine): Siyk.

(Christian): WHAT?

(Satine): I told you, I was siyk.

(Christian): I don't believe you!

(Satine): YOU HAVE TO!

(Christian): NEVER!

(Satine): I have to go outside to .. get the bills!

(Christian): NOT THE BILLS!

(Satine): YES!

Christian clamps a hand on her shoulder

(Christian): WAIT!

(Satine): Yes?

(Christian): I love you!

(Satine): Who cares about your feelings? I want to fly away from here!

(Christian): I don't believe you were sick!

(Satine): That does it! I'm going to go get adopted by a kindly rich man! And when I get paid by that Bob guy for last year's..services, I'll have enough to go into hiding forever!

(Christian): NO! I'll write a song! And we'll put it in the show! And whenever you hear it you'll think 'hey that Christian bastard wrote that!'

(Satine): No.

(Christian): Never knew it could feel like this!

Like he'd never seen a bed before!

Satine stares at Christian

(Christian): Yet he vanished inside your kiss!

Every day he regrets it more and more!

Listen to his heart!

Can you hear it moan?

He wants to go all the way back home!

Seasons may change

Summer to Autumn!

But he'll pay you

Because you did it for him!

Come Bob's pay!

Come Bob's pay!

He will owe you!

Until his dying day!

(Satine): Okay now you've lost your marbles.

(Christian): SING WITH ME!

(Both): Suddenly the world

Seems so cold and muggy!

Suddenly its slow!

As if it has a .. buggie!

Suddenly my life has no meaning!

Not like it ever did in the first place!

And there's no paycheck too low!

No seed not to sow!

Sing out this song

And remember that he owes you money!

Storm clouds may blow!

And stars may not show!

But you hate Bob!

Until he pays you!

Come Bob's pay!

Come Bob's pay!

He will owe you!

Until his dying day!

Satine faints and the lights go out

(TwystedFate) Until next time I suppose..

A/N: that's all I can manage for now, ROFL. R&R!