A/N: Truth be told, last time I just couldn't think of how to parody that
darned song, haha. But here's what I consider my "best shot". :S
(TwystedFate): When we last left off, Zidler was yelling at Chocolat over a game of chess.
(Chocolat): I can't find a move! I really can't! And Zidler won't stop SINGING!
Zidler stands on the couch which is just to the side of the chess table, clears this throat, and begins to sing long some opera guy.
(Zidler): Another player!
Another mindless move.
Behind the median!
In the moves, so fine!
On and on,
Does anybody know what we are playing for?
That man from that TV show "the Price is Right" comes in, waving his cane and screaming
(Price is Right man): We are playing for faaaaabulous prizes, including this new toaster!
(Chocolat): Toaster?
Chocolat stands to go examine the toaster
Zidler shoves him back down into his chair and waves Price is Right man out of the room.
(Zidler): However I move,
I leave them all to chance.
Another piece break,
Another soiled pair of pants.
On and on,
Does anybody know what we are playing for?
On the other side of the door, we see Price is Right man standing leaning against it
(Price is Right man): A TOASTER!!!!!!
Zidler throws open the door in an attempt to look suave, sending Price is Right man flying across the room
(Zidler): YOU MUST MOVE YOUR PAWN!
YOU MUST MOVE YOUR PAAAAAWWWWNNNN!
Outside the sky is falling on the board
That holds our final WINNING MOVE!
You MUST MOVE YOUR PAWN!
YOU MUST MOVE YOUR PAAAAAAWNNNNNN!
Satine wakes up, and sees that she's under a table, Zidler is dancing around like a complete loon, and the Price is Right man is being random. She decides to sing.
(Satine): Inside my heart is chafing.
My makeup, may be baking.
But my smirk,
Still WILL LASTTTTTTT.
Zidler re-enters.
(Zidler): YOU MOST MOVE YOUR PAWNNNN!
YOU MUST MOVE YOUR PAWWWWWNNNNN!
Satine sits up, bangs her head and cusses. She ducks out and stands next to Zidler.
(Satine): I'LL WORK THE MILL!
I'LL EAT A DILL!
I HAVE TO FIND THE WILL TO CARRY
ON WITH THE
ON WITH THE
ON WITH THE GAME!
Zidler sits down again
(Zidler): ON WITH THE GAME!
ON WITH THE GAME!
YOU MUST, MOVE YOUR PAWNNNNNNN!
Chocolat stares at the two singing idiots
(Chocolat): You scare me. I forfeit.
Chocolat runs away, and Zidler cheers.
(Zidler): I WIN!
(TwystedFate): And with that, Zidler won another round.
A/N: I want to eat my lunch now, I stop for now. :S
(TwystedFate): When we last left off, Zidler was yelling at Chocolat over a game of chess.
(Chocolat): I can't find a move! I really can't! And Zidler won't stop SINGING!
Zidler stands on the couch which is just to the side of the chess table, clears this throat, and begins to sing long some opera guy.
(Zidler): Another player!
Another mindless move.
Behind the median!
In the moves, so fine!
On and on,
Does anybody know what we are playing for?
That man from that TV show "the Price is Right" comes in, waving his cane and screaming
(Price is Right man): We are playing for faaaaabulous prizes, including this new toaster!
(Chocolat): Toaster?
Chocolat stands to go examine the toaster
Zidler shoves him back down into his chair and waves Price is Right man out of the room.
(Zidler): However I move,
I leave them all to chance.
Another piece break,
Another soiled pair of pants.
On and on,
Does anybody know what we are playing for?
On the other side of the door, we see Price is Right man standing leaning against it
(Price is Right man): A TOASTER!!!!!!
Zidler throws open the door in an attempt to look suave, sending Price is Right man flying across the room
(Zidler): YOU MUST MOVE YOUR PAWN!
YOU MUST MOVE YOUR PAAAAAWWWWNNNN!
Outside the sky is falling on the board
That holds our final WINNING MOVE!
You MUST MOVE YOUR PAWN!
YOU MUST MOVE YOUR PAAAAAAWNNNNNN!
Satine wakes up, and sees that she's under a table, Zidler is dancing around like a complete loon, and the Price is Right man is being random. She decides to sing.
(Satine): Inside my heart is chafing.
My makeup, may be baking.
But my smirk,
Still WILL LASTTTTTTT.
Zidler re-enters.
(Zidler): YOU MOST MOVE YOUR PAWNNNN!
YOU MUST MOVE YOUR PAWWWWWNNNNN!
Satine sits up, bangs her head and cusses. She ducks out and stands next to Zidler.
(Satine): I'LL WORK THE MILL!
I'LL EAT A DILL!
I HAVE TO FIND THE WILL TO CARRY
ON WITH THE
ON WITH THE
ON WITH THE GAME!
Zidler sits down again
(Zidler): ON WITH THE GAME!
ON WITH THE GAME!
YOU MUST, MOVE YOUR PAWNNNNNNN!
Chocolat stares at the two singing idiots
(Chocolat): You scare me. I forfeit.
Chocolat runs away, and Zidler cheers.
(Zidler): I WIN!
(TwystedFate): And with that, Zidler won another round.
A/N: I want to eat my lunch now, I stop for now. :S
