A/N: I know, I know, its been forever, and you probably hate me. I'm sorry. *weeps* During this time I turned 15 .. and I feel no more mature than I was before. I'm sorry I haven't updated .. but hopefully you all have this on notify or something .. but I noticed all the parodies were coming back, and I knew how many of you I was letting down by not finished it, so I stopped doing my algebra homework (anyone who can teach me to factor trinomials, by the way, email me, its in my userinfo. *_*) and started doing this again. MISSED YOU ALLLLLL!11

(TwystedFate): Last time we saw our characters, Satine was stopping by the Moulin Rouge on her way to Tahiti, and Christian was going to sneak into the Moulin Rouge because he's a complete and total idiot. Let's take a look ..

We see a bunch of people running around dressed as cell phones onstage of the Moulin Rouge, Toulouse leading them.

(Toulouse): I like my calling plan! I like my calling plan! I like my calling plan! I LIKE MY CALLING PLAN!

(Cell phone dancers): Free long distance! Free long distance! Free long distance, its freeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Free long distance! Free long distance! Free long distance, its freeeeeeeeeeeeee! AT&T wireless! Carrot Top, Carrot Top, oh Carrot Top, I want to have your lovechild! Free long distance! Free long distance! Free long distance, its freeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Satine comes up through the floor.

(Satine): FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

She steps over to the cell phone dancers

(Satine): Call. Plan. Cell phoning man. Call. Plan. Cell phoning man. Men. Call. Girls. Bawl. And we all pay the bills in the end! Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Cell phones are a girl'ssssssss bestttttttttt frienddddddd.

(Zidler): It is mine.

(Duke): It is mine.

We see Toulouse backstage, dressed as the pair of fuzzy dice, waddling about nervously.

(Toulouse): There has GOT to be a reason why she switched to AT&T .. she and Christian had ALWAYS used Virgin ..

The Argentinean stumbles up to Toulouse.

(Argentinean): Its Christian! They broke up!

(Toulouse): Nooooooooooooooooooo! I had a bet on their relationship! Now I loose the house!

(Argentinean): You never HAD a house.

(Toulouse): I KNOW! Isn't it SAD?

The Argentinean bangs his head on the wall.

Marie sits backstage with Satine, waving a cell phone in her face.

(Marie): PLEASE call an AT&T number? Come on .. dial .. there you go ..

Satine stops calling the AT&T number halfway.

(Satine): I can't.

Marie screams.

Warner turns to Zidler onstage.

(Warner): I shall kill Christian now. I have stock in Virgin, and he wants to switch calling plans back to AT&T.

(Zidler): How can this be? I told him to stick with it for AT LEAST a week ..

Toulouse overhears them

(Toulouse): I must get them to switch calling plans! Quickly!

Toulouse runs off as everyone begins to prepare for the closing number.

A/N: Sorry this was so short .. I'm just horrifically busy. Here's a deal: I get 15 reviews, I update more ASAP. :p Have a good one all!