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Part Three

"So Saskue what's the mission?" Naruto asked walking out of his room. Saskue smirked and shrugged.

"What mission?" Naruto smiled nervously as Saskue rose from where he was sitting to walk over to him.

"Well I assumed you would only wake me up because we have a mission and you got annoyed with waiting for me and." Sasuke cut him off when he smiled lightly, which was still a smirk, but a step towards a smile.

"I was bored."

"Gee nice to know I'ma last resort." Naruto pouted. He's so cute when he pouts. Sasuke thought.

"I never said that." Sasuke defended himself.

"Sure, but that's what you meant." Naruto turned around as if to go back into his room only to have his arm grabbed by Sasuke's hand.

"I'm not Sakura; I really want to hang out with you." Sasuke couldn't believe he'd just said that out loud.

"Sure Sasuke." Naruto yanked his arm away and folded them across his chest.

"Fine then never mind, I'm leaving." Sasuke took baby steps towards the door, Naruto kept his back to him. He got to the door and opened it, one foot outside.

"Bye Naruto." Naruto said nothing; Sasuke put his other foot out side and waited. Still nothing from the usual rowdy blonde. Sasuke closed the door slightly so he could still see Naruto. Naruto sighed and muttered.

"Stupid Sasuke." Before walking back into his room. Sasuke sighed. That didn't work to well. He went back in and yelled.

"I'll take you for some Ramen!"

"Go away Sasuke!"

Sasuke shut the door and huffed. Geez, Naruto was in a raunchy mood to turn down ramen. Sasuke turned jumped roofs. He'd need a plan b if he was going to get Naruto on a date.

Naruto felt jumpy and he was incredibly bored, maybe he should have gone with Sasuke instead of being an ass. And he still couldn't believe he'd given up on free Ramen. Baka. He paced in his room and scratched his head, he was just so damn bored, of course if Sasuke hadn't woken him up he'd probably be sleeping still, but then he was glad to be woken up,. Naruto let his mind drift back to his dream. The thought of him and Sasuke together was pure well, cuteness. Wait no. pure evil, he meant evil. Not cute, no, no, no not cute, nasty, nasty and

"Ahhh hell!" Naruto yelled plopping down on the floor angrily. His life was just that. Just then there was a very loud knock at his door.

"Go the fuck away!" he demanded, rising to his feet.

The knocking persisted.

Naruto stormed to his door and ripped it open with his mouth ready to blast whoever was there.

"I said go the fuck away!" Naruto paused, before a deep red spread across his cheeks.

"Iruka- Sensei, hello." Naruto laughed nervously and scratched the back of his head. Iruka stood with his hands on his hips and a frown on his scared but handsome face.

"Uzumaki Naruto is that anyway to greet your elder!" Naruto hung his head low as Iruka continued.

"It is not appreciated, that is very rude and I'm not too fond of your language, Naruto look at me!" Naruto looked up with shiny eyes, wet with unshed tears, stopping Iruka in his tracks.

"Naruto, what's the matter."

"I hate my life, I can't do anything right." Naruto stated. Iruka pulled Naruto too him and let him cry on his abdomen. He petted his hair and cooed.

"There, there Naruto, you know I'm not mad at you, I've heard you curse before, I wish you wouldn't but it's no big deal." Naruto looked up at Iruka and wiped his eyes with his sleeve.

"It's not that."

"Then why don't you tell me?"

"I don't wanna." Naruto stepped away, embarrassed all over again.

"If I treat you too some Ramen?" Iruka felt sad that he had to bribe Naruto to get him to tell him things.

"Sure." Naruto wasn't too excited about it but he was kinda hungry.

"Alright then," Iruka sighed, he had to fight his fatherly instincts to pick the boy up and cradle him. Iruka started walking and Naruto followed slowly behind him "to the Ramen shop!"

Why am I the only one excited about going to eat Ramen! Iruka thought hopelessly.

Sasuke listened to his stomach growl for a good fifteen minutes before he decided to do something about it, and he didn't feel like cooking anything. So what was left to do but go get a nice hot bowl of Ramen, not that he was terribly fond of it but the thought accrued to him that though Naruto didn't want to eat Ramen with him, didn't mean he didn't want to eat ramen at all. and so he walked to the Ramen shop, to his surprise no crazy girl ran up to him trying to get a date, and for once he didn't just so happen to run into Sakura . He chuckled as he enter the Ramen shop but paused in the door way. There was Naruto talking with Iruka and playing in his bowl of Ramen, not chowing down like normally but just toying with it. Sasuke sat close to them so he could hear what was going on.

"So, let me get this right, Naruto, You're upset because you're a virgin and nobody wants you, and because Kiba was the one who told you that." Naruto nodded slowly, he had to admit it sounded pretty dumb.

"Iruka-sensei, can I tell you something else?"

"Of course."

"I think I'm gay." Iruka almost choked on his noodle. He hadn't seen that one coming.

"And, what makes you think this?" he managed to asks smoothly.

"Well I had a dream about a guy and we were about to um, you know." Naruto blushed.

"Have sex." Iruka finished for him.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Naruto hissed, lowering his head.

"Well who was it." Naruto blushed harder and gulped. Iruka was in the middle of slurping his ramen when Naruto said it.

"S-sa-Sasuke." Iruka choked and spit out is noodles. He couched and tried not to laugh. He really hadn't seen that one coming.

"So you like Sasuke?"

"No!" Naruto looked Horrified.

"There's nothing wrong with it." Iruka assured him.

"There is if you're me, as if being me wasn't bad enough, if people find out about this they'll hate me even more, cause everybody loves the freaking Uchida, and I don't like him anyway, it was a dream, never mind, I'm not hungry, here you eat, the weather is nice huh?" Naruto changed the subject quickly and pushed his bowl over to Iruka. Iruka frowned. Naruto never passed up Ramen. Now he was worried.

Sasuke grinned. So little uzumaki has a thing for me huh? Guess I gotta make his dream a reality now. After all I am responsible. Sasuke nodded to himself. Now all he had to do was get Naruto to let him in his pants which he guessed wouldn't be too hard.

Ahhh and there you have part three, I believe I'm giving the parts titles now. Aren't I special. This story might take me longer to finish than I thought, sry it took me so long to update schools in and I have lots of homework to ignore! Any who……….there might not be lemons, just a lot of suggestiveness, because the way the story is formulating in my mind too many boy on boy and boy on girl and girl on girl scenes to do lemons although there might be one now that I think about, now all I have to do is write it quickly so I wont forget so I might be updating pretty soon……………………….then again I do have lots of tarea to ignore as I said, and now I'm just rambling because I love you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. You sexy beast you meow