The Ghost of Weasley Wizard Wheezes
Written By: Katie Melchior
Thanks to my little sis…Emily! You gave me this story idea!
Disclaimer: All characters are J.K. Rowling's ideas, for technically without her, this story would be non-existent.
"Well George, that's the last of it," said Fred Weasley to his brother after they finished packing up the last of the beans.
"Phew! I'm sure glad that's over!" exclaimed George, wiping his forehead, which was dribbling sweat. "This sure is much better than going to Hogwarts!"
"I'm glad we left before Filch could whip us!" Fred chuckled. "Yeah…I'd better get home to Angelina now, she's waiting for me…she graduated last year you know…I'm just so proud of her…" he said, in a voice very much like his mother's. They were just about to walk out of the shop, when…
"Hello Fred…Hello George…" said a mysterious voice from the back of the store.
"Who…Who's there?" George turned around to find nothing. "Did you hear that F-Fred?"
"Y-Yeah…" said Fred, his voice quavering, and he too, turned around. "Listen you….you…whoever you are…this is o-o-our joke shop…so go away…and nothing will…will…happen to you…" Fred and George took their wands out at the same time and pointed them at the back wall. A wind swept the shop door closed.
"DO NOT SPEAK!"
"O-o-o-ok…we won't…"
"SILENCE YOU FOOLS!"
Fred and George looked at each other, and George whimpered.
"Now…" said the voice, "give me all your wizard cards, and you will leave the building unharmed…" When there was no reply, the voice spoke again. "GIVE ME THE WIZARD CARDS!"
"Well, we only give wizard cards to people who give us beans…and I don't think you have any-" said Fred in a causal way.
"SILENCE!" yelled the voice. A head poked out of the wall, it was hooded, but some dark long hair drifted out of the hood. "COME TOWARD ME!" Fred and George walked slowly and cautiously toward the figure. "NOW…that wasn't so hard, was it? Now that you are near me…either…HAND OVER ALL THE WIZARD CARDS…or…kiss me!" the voice exclaimed and George went over to get the wizard cards, not understanding what the voice was talking about.
"Hold on a second…" said Fred, and he grabbed the lock of hair.
"OUCH! YOU DARE INSULT THE GHOST OF WEASLEY'S WIZARD WHEEZES!"
Fred pulled off the hood. "Angelina!"
Angelina burst out laughing with her partner in crime, Alicia. "You should have seen your face!" said Angelina, who was now crying, she was laughing so hard.
"Well wasn't it kiss you or give you the wizard cards?" asked Fred slyly.
"Uh-huh!" she said, still laughing. Fred grabbed her so fast she laughed into his mouth.
"What about me?" pouted Alicia.
"I'd rather give you the wizard cards!" said George sarcastically.
"Oh come here you idiot!"
For a while, they kissed, which was the obvious sign that the ghost of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes had been vanquished, instead of a ghost, it was love.
