Disclaimer- I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.

AN: The utter and complete insanity continues. God save us all.


Kurama nearly swore. He was almost out the door to meet Kuwabara, under the guise that they would be patrolling for any dangers. In reality, the fox demon was being forced to baby sit the redhead.

Still, it was better than what he was being forced to do.

"Mother! I am not going to do this!" Kurama, known as Shuiichi Minamino to most, and before that as the thief Youko Kurama or the legendary Spirit Fox, protested like a child.

Kurama's mother shook her head. "Shuiichi, please! Just this once!"

"Mother!" Kurama protested angrily. "I am not going to do this! I'm fifteen years old!" Well, Shuiichi was. Kurama definitely was not a teenager. Even if he was acting like one currently and playing the part of one in his daily life.

"You'll do as I say, Shuiichi Minamino." His mother said firmly, a stubborn and fierce resolve burning in her eyes.

"But... mother..." Kurama protested, but was rapidly realizing it was futile.

"No buts young man." The woman said firmly, grasping his arm and pulling him back into the house. Kurama had no choice but to give into his mother's whims.

"Besides," She added, "Who's going to see you modeling my dress?"


Elsewhere in the city, Kuwabara was clueless (wow, that's a surprise) as to Kurama's predicament, waiting impatiently for the fox demon in a deserted park.

Why was it deserted? Why are you asking me? I'm the narrator, not the author.

Jeez.

Okay fine. It was deserted cause it was naptime.

What?

That's a perfectly legitimate answer.

I'm just going to get back to the story now.

"Man... where is Kurama?" The redhead muttered, cuffing his shoe on the pavement impatiently. "I'm bored!"

As if to alleviate his boredom, a sudden strong demon energy nearby alerted Kuwabara. "Come on out demon! I know you're there!"

Suddenly, he became aware of a blade pressed firmly against his throat.

"Oh crap."


Koenma was stressed out (that's new) due to a new crisis that had emerged (repeat previous quip). Apparently the 'Orb of Utter and Complete Doom that will go off anyway and the good guys will still be able stop it thanks to some random Deus Ex Machina' (the OUCD as some called it), had been stolen.

"How did it get stolen! That was in one of our highest security vaults!" Koenma raged angrily at the unfortunate ogre.

Well, of course the bad guys had some mysterious method to do so. There wouldn't be a story if they failed.

"I don't know sir!" The ogre mumbled.

"Of course you don't!" Koenma glared at the ogre. "Get Botan to tell Yusuke that-"

"Sir, Yusuke's off tonight, remember?"

"Well put him back on!" Koenma seethed.

"Sir, if you do that and Botan might get mad!" The ogre reminded him.

This caused the Prince of Spirit World to pause. "Fine," He gritted out, "Tell her to alert Kurama."


By amazing coincidence (yeah right), Botan arrived at Kurama's house at the time when he was modeling his mother's dress for her. A very hot pink, very tight, spaghetti strap, skimpy dress.

Needless to say, she fell of her broom laughing.

Before his mother could ask him what happened, he jumped off the stool and ran out, concerned for his friend and wanting to bring her in before she could tell anyone about this.

If Hiei found out, he would never let him live it down. If Yusuke found out, he'd never let it go.

Neither suggestion was one the fox demon found appealing.

He found Botan in the hedges laughing uncontrollably, and he shook is head.

"I assume you find this funny?" Kurama asked, calm as ever, his hands on his hips.

Of course, this only made the ferry girl roll around even faster and laugh harder.

Five minutes later, Kurama had pulled the ferry girl into his house.

"Shuiichi? Who is this nice girl?" His mother asked interestedly, eying her curiously.

Kurama wanted to ask what power hated him so much. First he had to wear a dress, then Botan saw it, and now his mother was scheming to set him and the girlfriend of the Prince of Spirit World up with him!

If he had asked, I could have told him that the author didn't hate him, he just liked suffering.

(Strangling sound, struggling noises, a loud scream, then silence)

This is the author speaking. I assure you that that was completely untrue. Those cats died of natural causes!

Ahem. Anyways, I'll be putting another narratortodo the previous one'sjob now. But no funny buisness!

I assure you sir, no more talking about you.

Back to the story.

Anyways, Kurama explained to his mother that this was a friend who was already taken, much to her disappointment. Of course, she wasn't about to let that stop her. She implied so when she added with a wink, "Fight for what you love son."

Kurama wanted to scream out in frustration, but the calm mask he wore managed to keep his annoyance and frustration down to a minimum.

"Well, your mother certainly seems amusing," Botan grinned, raising an eyebrow.

"What is going on, Botan?" Kurama asked, ignoring the jibe.

"Someone has stolen the OUCD!" Botan whispered.

"Why are you whispering?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

Botan blushed. "Uh... I don't know."

"Wait. The OUCD? How? Even I could not steal it!" Kurama said, before he froze and his eyes widened. "Unless it was-"

"Who? Do you know who?" Botan asked, getting up and narrowing her eyes.

Of course he knows! That's a part of the plot!

Ahem.

Sorry. I forgot they can't hear me.

"Never mind. Let us go find Kuwabara. If the OUCD is stolen, I am also certain that Hiei will join us." Kurama rushed out, too flustered by whoever he realized was behind this to remember he was wearing a dress.


"Hiei! What the Hell!" Kuwabara swore, recognizing the demon energy.

"I was looking for Yusuke." The fire demon said, sheathing his sword. "There is a new demon in town that I know Yusuke will be after."

"And you care because..." Kuwabara asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I don't. But some strange power has drawn me to fight alongside all of you. I don't know why, but I intend to make that power pay when it stops toying with me."

HAHAHA! You'll never get me Hiei! The power I wield is infinite!

Ahem. Sorry about that. I'll let the narrator get back to the story now.

Thank you sir.

Before the redhead or the fire demon could say any more, a sight unlike anything either had ever seen before burst out from the darkness, running at full speed.

Kurama.

In a dress.

A very... pink, tight, spaghetti strap dress.

Naturally, the two toppled over in laughter, rolling on the floor.

"Very funny you two." Kurama snapped, his patience (understandably) waning. "Come on, we have work to do."

"Kurama, what the hell happened to you?" Hiei asked, managing to regain his composure.

"I was helping my mother." Kurama gritted out.

"First you nearly get killed protecting her, and now you wear a dress?" Hiei asked sardonically. "Damn, you are a bigger fool than I thought."

Kuwabara just kept laughing.

Kurama mentally ticked off reasons why killing them all with the Rose Whip was a bad idea.


AN: Thanks for reading and please review!