Disclaimer- I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
AN: Argh... sorry, I was really stuck on where to go from here. Really, really sorry. The updates are going to be sporadic, seeing as how I'm kind of ambling about as I go.
"I can't believe he's... gone." Kurama whispered softly, in disbelief.
"I can't believe Hiei has a sister! Why did he ask me to stay away from her? Who is it? Do you know Kurama?" Kuwabara asked curiously, looking at the redhead intently, who looked uncomfortable under his gaze.
"This might be a bit of a shock... but..." Kurama braced himself for the inevitable and closed his eyes, "Yukina is Hiei's sister."
Silence. Hesitantly, Kurama opened one eye, and saw that Kuwabara was just staring at him, dumbfounded. Finally, after a long silence, Kurama decided to go and find someplace to bury Hiei's body or get some ice cream when Kuwabara started laughing.
"What, may I ask, is so funny?" Kurama asked impatiently.
"Now really Kurama, how dumb do you think I am? Yukina can't possibly be Hiei's sister." Kuwabara said, wiping away his tears of laughter, "Now really, who is it?"
"It's Yukina, you idiot."
Both Kurama and Kuwabara leapt into the air, startled by the voice. "What the-who said that?" Kuwabara yelled, using his enhanced senses to seek out the presence.
"I did, you idiot. Behind you."
Both redheads turned, and their eyes widened and their jaws dropped at who was talking.
Meanwhile, at Best Buy, the evil overlord was currently considering either killing himself or (more likely) the customer service attendant who was "helping" him.
The woman continued to prattle on about various things that were not evil related, until finally, the demon screamed in utter fury. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! THIS IS TRUE TORTURE!"
And so, the evil overlord ran from Best Buy, screaming like a little girl, arms flailing about in sheer terror.
Kurama blinked.
And then blinked again.
It couldn't be-
Dear God.
It was.
"Hiei!"
Kuwabara blinked. "That's not Hiei!" He protested, and turned towards the corpse behind them. "That's Hiei!" He pointed out.
"That's my body, idiot." Hiei drawled slowly.
"Then how come you're all white and stuff?"
"BECAUSE I'M A FREAKIN GHOST!" Hiei screamed furiously, "AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"It is so not my fault!"
"YOU SHOT ME!"
"Accidents happen..." Kuwabara muttered, kicking the ground like a petulant child.
"AN ACCIDENT! YOU KILLED ME!"
"Whatever shrimp." The redhead scoffed.
Narrowing his eyes, Hiei lunged for Kuwabara, who shrieked in fright, until the fire demon passed straight through him.
Kuwabara laughed in amusement. "HA! Can't touch me now shrimp!" He heckled, sticking out his tounge childishly.
Hiei just roared in anger and tried lunging again.
Kurama sighed, and walked towards the nearest tree, and began slamming his head into it repeatedly, hoping this was all some crazy hallucination caused by eating Yusuke's cooking.
Thanks to escptheshdw835, Time and Fate, omasuoniwabanshi, and Hiei-Rulez for reviewing!
AN: Thanks for reading and please review!
