This is just for fun. But I noticed that I haven't really written much lately so I just decided to have a little fun and make some silly little poems.
The Long Ride: and Dave's PrideDave was driving along in his big truck
When suddenly he felt down on his luck
Trish was on the side of the road
He had to pick her up and take her home
He couldn't just leave her there in the rain
But this decision would soon leave him in pain
She wouldn't stop talking about god knows what
He wanted to slam her to the mat
She was talking about different hair colors and styles
He started to count down the long miles
He was about to go insane
Picking her up left nothing for him to gain
She now was starting to hit on him and winking
He just kept looking away and blinking
He didn't want to hear what she had to say
He wanted to dump her out of the car and drive away
It wasn't him to be so mean anymore now that he was good
But he felt at some point that he really should
I think he was about to scream
He wanted to nail her with a beam
About thirty minutes later
He no longer could take her
He still had ten miles to go with her
But was about to shove her out the door
He popped open the door leaning over her
She smiled and began to move closer
He paid no mind and unbuckled her belt
Shoved her out the door as she hit the assault
I know this may sound all mean and everything
But would you rather hear me sing?
Yeah right, I thought this would be better
Plus, Trish keeps getting sluttier
I know this was really random, but I was board and I thought that I would just write up something. So I pretty much made this up as I went. It took me about five minutes that's what is really sad. I'm going to write some more. If you have any other cool plots for me to do please let me know and I will probably write them. So yeah, check yah later.
