Harry began to plotting out how to get to Draco first that very day. He could not afford to waste any time because he was sure that Ron wouldn't. Harry spent all transfigurations class that day thinking of ways on how to get to the beautiful blonde but somehow he always ended up getting distracted by images of Ron and Draco in various winning scenarios. Far from enraging Harry they only seemed to turn him on, he couldn't afford to lose, his free will was at risk.
By the time Care of Magical Creatures class was half over Harry was starting to panic. Ron kept whispering over to him about how he would be spending all his time that night alone in a Prefects meeting Draco. He even walked right up to Draco and said very audibly "I've been told to confirm that all the Prefects will be in attendance at tonight's meeting, you'll be there right" He smirked over at Harry.
Draco was so caught off guard by this obvious maneuver that he couldn't even come up with an insult he only mumbled that he would be there.
But far from making Harry lose his temper Ron had given Harry an idea. His smile widened maliciously as a plan started to form in the back of his mind. If he was lucky he would be able to kill two birds with one stone. One being getting to spend some time alone with Draco and two keeping Ron form getting anywhere near Draco.
Harry walked right up to Draco after afternoon classes and punched him in the face. After scrapping around in the entrance hall for a few minutes professor McGonagall came over and broke up the fight.
"Unacceptable! Completely Unacceptable!" She was completely beside herself with rage. "I've had enough of you two and your little vendettas against one another. What was it this time!" She was shouting at them.
"But professor" That was as far as Draco got.
"Enough! It doesn't matter why. The two of you have been riding my nerves long enough! You both have detention tonight at seven and every night this week" She informed in her most dangerous voice.
"But professor I've got a prefect meeting tonight" Draco whined.
"You should have thought of that before you decided that fighting in school corridors was an acceptable use of your time." Professor McGonagall informed him.
"You will both be in the transfiguration classroom at eight tonight to serve your first detention, I suggest you not be tardy." She left them and went into the Great Hall for dinner.
"Way to go Potter, brilliant plan brawling in the entrance hall in front of teachers. Did you ride the small bus to subtlety school?" Draco drawled sarcastically.
Harry shrugged his shoulders, completely nonchalant, "Oh well whatcha gonna do?" Harry said and went in to dinner.
He sat down next to Ron who was looking especially smug about his meeting tonight. Harry saw no reason to inform him of the change in plans, he would find out tonight at the meeting. "Don't worry love, I'll give ol' Draco a kiss from you" Ron said into his ear making Harry's hair stand on end. Harry tried to concentrate on his pork chops, which was no mean feat when he could feel Ron's hand creeping into his lap.
Harry gave a sharp intake of breath as Ron slid his hand into his pants. Ron started firmly stroking Harry under the table something he had gotten steadily better at. Harry looked up as Hermione entered the Great Hall she threw them both a look of utter disgust and sat down next to the head boy, who incidentally was her boyfriend.
Ever since they began to see each other Ron and Harry had stopped being friends with Hermione. It wasn't entirely their fault they sort of just drifted apart. Hermione didn't take things well when she found out what was going on. It didn't help things either that her and Ron had been dating at the time. She had the misfortune to walk in on them while Ron was giving Harry the best blow job of his life. Ever since then they hadn't spoken more than a few words to each other.
Harry saw this as something of an improvement seeing as how Hermione was always pestering them about homework and rule breaking. Harry gave a quick intake of breath as Ron started to pick up the speed, he knew his arm must be getting tired, a typical Ron maneuver. Harry jerked in his seat coming allover Ron's hand. Ron lifted the hand up and followed Harry's gaze over to where Hermione was sitting. He caught her eye and started licking at the fluid on his hand. She threw him a look of utmost loathing and returned her attention to her dinner.
Harry got up from his chair and decided to put the second part of his plan into action. He looked around the great hall and found what he was looking for, a Creevy brother. He walked over to Colin who was sitting by himself and started up a conversation.
"Alright, Colin?" Harry asked flashing his most winning smile.
"Oh, Harry I didn't see you there. Pull up a seat." Colin said making an effort to clear the piles of books from the seat beside him.
"Actually I was wondering if I could talk to you. Actually walk and talk im going to be late for a meeting so we'll have to do it along the way." Harry said trying to sound thoroughly inconvenienced.
Colin got up from his chair "Sure no problem." They made their way out of the entrance hall without saying a word. Harry had a very certain direction in which he wanted to head and if he planned it just right he could pull off his magnificent plan. Harry had to catch professor McGonagall before she set off for detention and have her overhear certain things.
He turned the corner and saw her talking to professor Flitwick, show time. "I've been meaning to ask you, Colin, if you had considered trying out for the Gryffindor quidditch team" Harry lied. "you know that two of our chasers are leaving this year and I think you've got what it take" They were approaching Professor McGonagall, he would have to hurry this if it was going to work.
"Really?" Colin looked like he was going to wet himself.
"Yeah I was actually going to offer to help train up a bit this year." Harry turned his body so that he was facing Colin and deliberately not noticing his head of house.
"That would be great" Colin was drooling. Harry repressed the urge to burst out laughing. "How about tonight"
"Sorry, buddy, I can't I have detention with McGonagall tonight." They had just walked past her and he could hear the distinct clacking of her shoes behind him. She was taking the bait, his plan was working.
"Oh that's too bad." Colin looked like someone had just told him Christmas was cancelled.
"Yeah well its McGonagall right. Her detentions are so easy. I actually prefer them. Not going to be anything too hard now is it." He started laughing for good measure. "You know most teachers try and make the punishment fit the crime but she just assigns automatic lines or chores. I'm not exactly complaining, now am I. now it was something terrible like being locked alone in a room with that disgusting creep Malfoy than maybe I'd feel worse, but lines, what a joke." Harry gave a magnificent performance. He started to laugh to himself, then rolled his eyes as Colin joined in. the kid was truly brainless.
"Well it's just too bad it has to be this week though. Perhaps next week we can practice." Colin looked hopefully.
Harry turned completely and looked at Colin putting a hand on his shoulder "I am really looking forward to it, it'll be the time of our lives" Harry said trying to look sincere.
"It's a date then, next week." Colin looked like he had swallowed a coat hanger.
"See you later I got to go to detention now" Harry rolled his eyes and laughed.
