A/N: Not very long but in my opinion very funny and lusty so enjoy and be sure to read my other, increasingly popular peice, 'End it All'. Lots of love and thanks for the reviews.

Harry snuck ever so quietly up on Ron, tiptoeing through the plush shag carpeting of the Prefects private room. A loud grunting snore rattled in Harry's ears and he rolled his eyes wondering why he bothered tiptoeing at all. Inches away from the bed Harry leapt on the bed landing heavily next to Ron sending him flying into the air. Ron toppled off the bed with a loud 'Umph' sound. Harry rolled over in bed with hysterical laughter.

Ron's infuriated hazel eyes peeked up over the horizon of the edge of the bed at his obnoxious friend and bedmate. A low, animal growl escaped his lips and he pounced cat like on top of Harry's chest, thoroughly pinning him to the bed. It was at this point that Ron became aware of just how naked he was, not usually sleeping in the buff but making an exception the night before because of the humid summer heat. Ron's gorgeously toned, pale and freckled body loomed menacingly over his lovers'.

"Glad to see you're awake then," Harry said, trying and failing to repress his laughter. "Had a good sleep?" Harry enquired as though they were meeting over breakfast. Harry's emerald eyes sparkled with laughter.

"As a matter of fact no! I was rudely awakened by someone with a death wish!" To illustrate his point Ron placed one hand firmly around Harry's neck. But this left Harry's right hand free to wander.

Harry, seeing Ron's displeasure at being so rudely awakened, used his free hand to try and win his freedom. Although he could've easily pushed the gorgeous redhead off of him Harry instead chose a more pleasurable way to convince his captor not to kill him. Harry traced one finger up the exposed flesh of Ron's thigh, teasingly avoiding his groin, and back down the other thigh. This made Ron let out a small breathy moan and loosened his grip on Harry's neck. Harry made to do the same thing again but found that this time he was blocked by the already bulging erection of his lover. Harry placed one firm hand around Ron's penis and began to stroke in a firm but steady rhythm.

Ron leaned back, resting on Harry's mid-thighs, releasing Harry entirely letting his hands roam freely over Harry's body. Harry sat up, using every singly muscle in his tightly muscled abs, and pulled Ron into the most heart stopping, knee weakening, pulse racing kiss of his life. Ron began to rock impatiently against Harry's body. In a delirium of passion Ron's weeping penis found Harry's belly button and tried to enter it.

It tickled Harry and made him laugh at his lover's passionate impatience. Harry pushed Ron off of him and climbed on top of him. Reaching over to the nightstand Harry quickly found a bottle of lube and in no time at all Ron was writhing in exquisite pleasure as Harry rocked up and down on his throbbing length.

They quickly built up an insatiable rhythm that had them coming in waves of orgasm. Harry shot his seed all over Ron's chest as Ron filled his bottom. Both lay on their backs panting when it was done, trying to catch their breath.

Ron was the first to speak, " So was there something in particular you wanted this morning, or did you just stop by for a quickie?" Ron enquired looking over at his flushed mate.

Harry looked back at him entranced with how Ron's thick luscious bottom lip moved when he talked. Harry leaned over and sucked that lip into his mouth savoring the taste and feel of it. Finally pulling back, letting the lip slide between his teeth, Harry responded to the question, "Nothing really just wondering what you had planned for the day? I mean I know I'm going to be spending another dreary detention locked up alone with dear Draco, " Harry was mockingly trying to sound as though he was thoroughly inconvenienced, "I was just wondering how you were going to be spending the evening" Harry made the hand motion of the 'ménage a un'.

"Ha,ha. You're so funny I forgot to laugh!" Ron rolled over on top of Harry, pressing their chests together, letting Harry's cool seed rub between them, making Harry groan in helpless disgust. "I'll have you know I've already got plans, secret plans," Ron added for good measure, "That don't involve being alone at all. In fact I'll be in quite refined company indeed."

"You're bluffing." Harry said simply, "Draco can't have plans with you when he'll be holed up all night in detention with me" Harry looked utterly unimpressed by his friends' blatant attempt to lie.

"Harry, you should know better by now. I never bluff." With that Ron climbed off Harry, threw on his house coat, and headed off towards the prefect bathroom, "I'm going to take a nice long bath in the prefects bathroom, I'd invite you along but what if dear Draco were to show up, how would that look." Ron winked and let out a small suggestive laugh as he left Harry alone on the bed, covered in his own seed.